>whhhhhaaaaa
>waaaaaaaaaa
>boo hoo
>why wont any fembots love me
>squelch squelch squelch squelch

>>81846952 (OP)
tfw no robot bf who rides dildos for my enjoyment

>>81846996
would you suck his nipples while he did it?

>>81847007
>would you suck his nipples while he did it?
sure why not

>>81846952 (OP)
bizarre to do
bizarre to think about

>>81846952 (OP)
every single white troon is a racist that hates brown women but loves black dick, what are they doing with their lives? delaying their suicides, because all that hatred they carry is actually towards themselves for not being men enough to get a white gf, as troons their destiny is sealed

>>81847058
Seething Shaniqua

>>81846952 (OP)
The ideal gf (male (no homo))

>>81847058
Nobody whos riding a dildo in their ass wants a gf or is straight.

>>81846952 (OP)
i never rode a dildo but I crossdressed a lot and foids loved it.

>>81847245
how'd it come up? would they still like it if you were big and hairy like me?

>>81847285
idk I was swimming drunk with my gf and a few of her friends late one summer night and somebody had an extra bikini top laying in the car and drunk me put it on and they got all excited and found the bikini bottom lol so I went swimming in a bikini with them and then after that well yeah...things spiraled.

but idk about big and hairy, maybe as a joke. I was tall, thin and androgynous a bit, 6'2" but girls like the tall part of course. girls seem to really like the masculine and feminine mixed

>>81847245
This guy is actually a non human being who calls himself Satan. He writes posts online. He likes to tell us what women like, but does so in a tricky way so as to not be noticed by us. He is a sexual abuser, and one of the ways you can sexually abuse men is by telling them what women like, but its always something really fucking stupid. Satan also speaks to me with telepathy. Very terrible.

>>81847349
lul bro you need to stop coming into these threads and tormenting yourself

>>81846952 (OP)
Boys like that aren't into women.

>>81847354
No thats actually happening. There is an alien in this reality who calls himself the devil. He actually makes most of the content we see on the screens. He writes most of the posts online. Hes a pretty bad person dude. Hes really doing this.

this is why you leak poop and smell like poop

>>81846996
for real. there are a surprising amount of girls who are into this

>>81847435
Theres not lol 98% of women are not going to like their bfs riding dildos

>>81846952 (OP)
what am i looking at and how does it relate to the greentext

>>81847420
sorry no. this doesn't happen and only illustrates how little your understanding of how an asshole works.
even some of the most extreme insertion enthusiasts don't have this issue and those who might would just wear a plug. regardless of the troll you either have a shit and diaper fetish or are a homophobic prude

>>81847478
OP is retarded and pretending the reason men can't get gfs is because they all are sissy faggot crossdressers

>>81847486
it does if you get fucked without lube, this is anal 101.

>>81847454
That would still be roughly 100 million girls who would publicly admit it on a questionnaire and those are some numbers I can be happy with

>>81847494
I've never fucked without lube or spit and my dick is small enough and makes a lot of precum so it's never been an issue even with the tightest of assholes after some grinding

>>81847489
thanks, i dont look like that tho....

>>81847524
Doesn't really matter. I've watched tons of homemade porn where the wife is happily pegging her hefty hubby

>>81847494
Literally nobody does anal without lube, you retard. This only happens with prison rape when there is literally nothing to use as a lubricant.

It is absolutely fucking painful to do anal without lube. It's not even painful in a good way.

This is the problem with getting your knowledge about life from fucking Xitter

>>81847557
They'll still use spit, lotions, conditioner, cooking oil, etc. trying to fuck an ass without lube hurts the dick worse than people who are virgin tight

>>81847557
in prison they use peanut butter. also, having an actual foreskin means you don't need nearly as much, fyi.

>>81847557
>It is absolutely fucking painful to do anal without lube.
yes, the pain and the incontinence are related. don't tell me what people do or don't do.

>>81847581
you can no-lube sodomize someone with toys instead of your dick, that'll fuck em up.

>>81847486
>we only have to wear a plug

>>81847664
no thanks. I'm not a fucking psychopath or inexperienced chud. Even I knew to use spit when I was younger fucking in the woods