>wake up at 1 pm
>jerk off
>play video games
>nap
>play some more video games
>browse /r9k/
>jerk off
>sleep

how to I escape this hell?

>>81846975 (OP)
Is that stonetoss

>>81846975 (OP)
Why would you want to escape paradise?

>>81846975 (OP)
It's a hell of a lot better than working a 9-5

>wake up at 5 am
>take a shower
>help make breakfast for the kids
>drive junior to school
>stuck in gridlock for work
>get to work
>"hey bill how are the kids"
>wait in 20 min line at chipotle for lunch
>go into meeting
>"nothing to report"
>gridlock traffic on way back home
>play throw ball with the kiddo
>pop open a cold one
>watch 1 hour of goyflix before getting ready for bed
>wife not feeling it tonight

living it up!

>>81847057
>play throw ball with the kiddo
Youre doing something right.

>>81846975 (OP)
>>81847008
Reminds me of covid.
Bunch of faggots get paid more than me to just stay home.
And...
It's so awful they just kill themselves.

My fantasy life is suicide-inducing for a normie.
>today, op was a faggot

>>81846975 (OP)
>stonetoss is a tranny
i can't say im surprised

>>81846975 (OP)
This is Hell to you?

>>81846975 (OP)
AND MEANWHILE
>OH OH!!!
MY PUREBLOOD.....
>VAXXIE XISTERS!??!!
UNVAXXED SPERM!!!
>AUGHHHHH!~~~
IS
>ABSOLVTELY
>SKYROKKETING
>>>>~~~!ACK!~~~~~~~~~~~~

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Anon is ready to shitpost
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

>>81848532
You copied this from Socrates.

>>81846975 (OP)
>how to I escape this hell?
cancel your home internet service, replace your smartphone with a dumbphone, sell all your video game hardware