maybe i should start learning a martial art
>>81848002 (OP)I thought the teddy bears were poop stains
>>81848002 (OP)But that would require going outside and socializing
don't fall for the meme i've been doing it for 5 years and all i got from it was joint pain i've been confronted in situations before and i was too much of a sperg to fight and ended up just running away saves money aswell cause martial art gyms are too expensive
>>81848014The heart stains have a spray pattern.
>>81848002 (OP)All martial arts are a scam except for MMA.
>>81848002 (OP)I wanted to learn judo or BJJ, but then I got scared I would get a boner during sparring and my grappling partner would feel it and think I'm weird, so I never did it