Thread 81848919 - /r9k/ [Archived: 373 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:20:01 PM No.81848919
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Sometimes I wish I was Canadian so I could take advantage of their assisted suicide. Being short is just too much to bear. I considered quitting my job and volunteering to fight for Ukraine (and hopefully get droned) but I'm sure they would have rejected me and I wouldn't have a backup plan.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:21:09 PM No.81848925
youre so useless that you need GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE to kill yourself
unbelievable
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:21:44 PM No.81848929
>>81848919 (OP)
Konata wore that sweater to uni as a sign she isn't beholden to anyone in her earlier life. Her boyfriend, who is back home, is not a factor in her sexual escapades.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:22:23 PM No.81848934
>>81848919 (OP)
You can't get killed over being short in leaf unfortunately
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:28:04 PM No.81848970
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>>81848925
Sorry, my programming prevents me from self terminating, please understand.

>>81848934
Then I'd catch a cold and bitch about it until they gave me the option.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:17:06 PM No.81849261
i should get free government money for being 5 3