Where the fuck is a friendless NEET supposed to get marijuana? Genuinely, anons who smoke weed, where do you get it? I assume that you need to know a guy who knows a guy, etc.
I'd love to smoke pot, but I don't have any friends. Fuck my NEET life.

>>81849073 (OP)
have you tried...
the dispensary?

>>81849081
It's not legal where I live.

>>81849073 (OP)
many years ago when weed wasn't legal I would just walk around downtown till I smelled someone light one up, and ask if they know any place I could get it. didn't have friends, just asked strangers. by the end of the day I bought a half ounce. just have some balls.

Back in the day I met some kid off of /b/ in a Meijer parking lot
I also found the guy I used for multiple years on /soc/
But there was another guy that I only used once that was a huge asshole. It's a gamble if you buy from randoms.

>>81849360
It is, very true. But if OP is desperate like how I was, he'll try anything. Granted I was a retarded teenager. Wouldn't dream of doing that shit now.

>>81849073 (OP)
I live in a place where it is legal and you can order it online. Weed is everywhere. Assuming you're from the states, you're never 50 miles away from weed. If you're really down bad, ask a homeless person in exchange for a beer. Go to the park and see if anyone is hanging around that looks chill, like they might smoke. Go to the rougher side of town and ask if you know anyone that has any bud on them.

>>81849456
>Go to the rougher side of town and ask if you know anyone that has any bud on them
Yeah that's what I did. It works, not that risky asking for weed either because of how widespread it is.

>>81849189
>what is le dark web
bro its basically like buying on Amazon now. I quit a few months ago but before that I was buying Q's with litecoin and getting them through my letterbox 2x a month. Git gud.

>>81849480
It is casual, like going to the chicken spot or getting a burger. They have other things to worry about, if you're cool about the whole thing and don't sperg out then it is just tuesday for them. They get high like everyone else

>>81849493
exactly. don't even need to 'know a guy' as OP put it. weed is not this exclusive thing that he's making it out to be. it's as casual as buying a pack of smokes at the store except you're doing it outside. and yeah, no one cares. even when it was illegal, no one cared.

imagine like larping like its not legal everywhere and no longer the edgy teen drug of choice
youre 12 and its obvious

>>81849073 (OP)
Are you in the us? Depending on the state you can just order from Flow Gardens or any similar thc:a vendor, its shrimply cannabis thats been harvested before the thca has broken down into thc (which happens over time or when you pack your bong and light up so at that point its 1:1 the exact same thing as the weirdo down the block is selling)

>>81849189
Welly you can start by telling us where you live. I think there's actually a site that says where to find weed in every country, but I forget the name.

>>81849491
fed hands typed this post. >>81850435
this one too.

>>81849073 (OP)
do it the old fashioned way, by going to the shitty parts of town and asking around in or outside corner stores/bodegas/gas stations/smoke shops/7-11s/wherever the fuck and trial and error your way into finding someone who sells. just don't act like a cop or a fiend.

>>81849073 (OP)
>I assume that you need to know a guy who knows a guy, etc.
we are in 2025, times are changed
now the NEETs are the kings of drugs
not gonna say anymore

Mostly good advice in this thread. It's not like you're buying heroine or even cocaine although even those are easy deals if you look in the right places.

For example, Extacy is normally hard to find, unless you're at a rave, in which case you can pretty much just ask the nearest person who looks zapped on drugs and they'll either sell to you directly or show you where to buy your own.

I literally just walk down the street to the weed store, theres one on every block here in Canada nowadays.

But for you, just ask around. Weed is like the least severe illegal drug out there. You might as well be shopping for Tylenol. Nobody cares.

My only advice would be to careful who you buy from not because they are dangerous but because certain people are just trying to make as much money as possible and they will sell you shitty weed or sell you at shitty prices.

I used to know a guy who only sold joints and most of his joints were thin little sticks. I usually just bought his whole bag of "joints" because I had plenty of money and no patience to find a better deal. Also shitty social skills so I just bought what was available. But it was obviously a bad deal.

An actual half-gram joint (0.5 grams of weed) which should cost you five dollars if you're being given a fair price will be nice and round. Anything smaller is a rip off.

Most dealers will do bulk deals, that is, you buy a bigger bag, you get a free 10% extra or so. For example, I usually buy an eighth (3.5 grams) for about 20 dollars, even though it's technically 35 dollars for an eigth. It's just how most dealers do bulk deals. Try to find a dealer who does deals like this.

Same thing with cocaine, it can be hard to find unless you're at a cocaine bar. Then all of a sudden its everywhere.

Good luck lil nigga