Thread 81850603 - /r9k/ [Archived: 323 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:57:29 PM No.81850603
single rose and a box of chocolates
single rose and a box of chocolates
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Why is this cringe to women?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:03 PM No.81850838
>>81850603 (OP)
because your pic specifically is cheap. whats that like $25? they dont want that CVS shit. they want Lululemon and Godiva chocolates
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:27:25 PM No.81850864
>>81850603 (OP)
because they're vapid whores obviously
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:29:25 PM No.81850893
>>81850864
quit baiting retards. a little bit of truth can go a lonh way
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:35:24 PM No.81850951
>"hey, stacey crush. my mom drove me to CVS and she bought this bottom tier chocolates and this rose for you, i hope you like them."

>"hey anon! well thank you, but Chad bought me a Tiffany's gold bracelet i really wanted, how did he even know? he is so dreamy"
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:37:07 PM No.81850970
>>81850951
>assuming chad needs to open his wallet ever
is it still summer? holy shit
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:38:25 PM No.81850985
>>81850970
oh true, got me

>"hey stacey, i had a piece of gum and i kept this gum wrapper for you" *flashes dazzling smile*
Washie
7/16/2025, 5:56:57 PM No.81851161
I'd prefer if you just got some good quality grocery store chocolate rather this cheap drug store chocolate
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:31 PM No.81851224
>>81850838
>>81850951
>>81851161

Why is everyone focusing on the fact that the chocolate is cheap (nevermind how that is possible to be ascertained from such a vague photo of chocolates)? The point was the overall gesture of roses and chocolates, not the specific quality of the items.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:04:20 PM No.81851249
>>81851224
Women don't like kindness or romance even though they claim they do.
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Washie
7/16/2025, 6:05:13 PM No.81851261
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>>81851224
Yea well it would've been an amazing valentines gift (if not a bit generic),if it weren't for the fact the chocolate is obviously the shit tasting kind
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:06:21 PM No.81851274
>>81851224
>>81851261
yeah this, dont give her shitty chocolates. your gift then turns into an insult calling her tastes cheap.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:45 PM No.81851304
>>81850603 (OP)
its cringe if you dont know each other and you just randomly decide to approach her asking her out. ive seen this happen so much in high school, guys wont even know the chick and will just ask her to formal or prom or out on a date. and its usually some autist going after some stacy way out of his league. why the fuck should she quote on quote give him a chance? i hate that saying so much, maybe actually try getting to know the person before publicly embarrassing yourselves. and dont give me the autism shit, you are fully capable of deducing these things for yourselves. you just WANT and CHOOSE to live in a fantasy land.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:11:54 PM No.81851321
>>81850603 (OP)
It's cringe to anyone who's not a socially stunted autist who grew up on romance and takes social rules that women preach (how they shill spending money on your girl etc) seriously
It's a vapid materialistic act with not much intent behind it
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:17:34 PM No.81851372
>>81851224
>(nevermind how that is possible to be ascertained from such a vague photo of chocolates)?
...bruh. it's shrink-wrapped.
If you've ever had chocolates from an actually decent quality place / brand it's never wrapped in plastic.

To answer your question though, it's cringe to me for a variety of reasons.
>rose that will die in a day or two
>cheap chocolate that you're forced to eat or it goes bad
But above all, it's just try-hard.

How is the interaction even supposed to go.
>here's some stuff, OKAY BYE I LEAVE NOW
They can't really comfortably just carry it around if they're not at home. A better idea would be "I made us lunch that we can enjoy while we're doing X". Good food + quality time spent together.

If you're asking for just valentines, it's because it's so stereotypical it shows a complete lack of creativity. You'd have better luck just giving her a pineapple for the "wtf" factor.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:20:58 PM No.81851411
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Would girls like it if I made them chocolates myself with their names on it and stuff? I'm a poorfag but like cooking.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:21:21 PM No.81851423
>>81851372
uh anon, thats a fake rose
and i personally would appreciate this gesture no matter the cost of the material items, as long as we knew each other
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An0nymous
7/16/2025, 6:22:18 PM No.81851434
>>81850603 (OP)
Whores are cringe by this
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:24:05 PM No.81851458
>>81850603 (OP)
well assuming this isnt bait(it is) roses are clichie and lazy, get me a flower i actually like or dont get me a flower. plus those chocolates are NASTY. just get her a plushie or smth...tho thats for younger demographics lol
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:25:42 PM No.81851477
>>81851423
>fake rose
EVEN WORSE.

>as long as we know each other
...
>slides up behind you
>breathes in your ear in a wheezy voice
>MILADY
>I've been breathing the air you exhale for minutes now
>you're basically part of me
>and soon parts of me will be inside you
>we're already on our way to becoming two halves of the same whole!
>my name is anon
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:26:53 PM No.81851492
>>81851458
>tho thats for younger demographics lol
make sure the lollipops you buy them are THICK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:28:08 PM No.81851511
>>81850603 (OP)
>Shit tasting chocolate
>Single rose
I think that's cringe too and I'm a guy. Give her something that tastes good and get her better flowers.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:33:23 PM No.81851559
>>81850603 (OP)
>buy flowers in her favorite colors
>buy a card and handwrite some cheesy paragraph or two
>do lots of lovey dovey shit the whole day
Love Valentines day me
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:35:20 PM No.81851590
because women will never be satisfied (unless chad)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:39:40 PM No.81851638
women dark romance
women dark romance
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>>81851249

Well, it seems women enjoy these gestures in theory but not in reality. In women's romance, the male love interest is always some alpha Chad that's obsessed with the female protagonist only, and his obsession can involve various kinds of gestures like buying gifts.