Why do moids think this will reduce their masculinity?

>>81852112 (OP)
I'm not putting my mouth on a pisser, and consequently I don't mind if she doesn't want to suck my cock

>>81852112 (OP)
i love asian girls and eating their pussy / watching them get their pussies ate but i have considered the physics of your picture and conclude that no adult man would fit in the leg area of the backseat like this. maybe it's a limo?

>>81852112 (OP)
I actually like eating pussy but I'm too ugly and weird for the vast majority of women. So I've only gotten to do it with one woman before.

no cap eating pussy raises t levels

>>81852112 (OP)
I'm a real man because I'd get throat cancer and die from a woman's hpv warts if it made her feel good for a couple minutes.

im craving some Korean stacey's pussy to eat. i wanna lick her pussy lips and holds and stick my tongue in her vaginal canal, i wanna wrestle and flick her clit with my tongue, all non stop for 30 minutes (i have a tireless jaw)

>>81852112 (OP)
Masculine men do what they want and get what they want. It's only feminine men who worry about shit like this.

>>81852112 (OP)
sorry i know your question was directed at moids but the pic caught my attention. i love the idea of getting eaten out in a car and like this user >>81852136 said, it is impossible for a moid to fit there to be able to eat pussy. so i was once looking for such videos. i found this and shlicked. https://www.xvideos.com/video.klllpuf6321/wow_licking_pussy_on_first_meeting_in_the_car_public_road_ there are actually so many ways to do it. i have not been able to experience it yet but hopefully someday...

>>81852112 (OP)
I remember doing that with my ex and she once told me I unintentionally make an angry face when doing so. Now idk if that would be a turn off or something for most women

>>81852352
eating their pussies is our revenge for them bullying us for being incels

>"bitch im gonna lick and schlurp on your pussy nonstop until you cum. me, an incel, making you cum you haughty bitch take that and that and that"
>eats pussy like a machine on maximum settings

All I can imagine is an absolutely foul, disgusting taste when I think of the possibility of eating pussy. I have no reason to care about any hits to my masculinity due to already being a social outcast weirdo.

>>81852374
joke's on you, i'm into incels making me cum

>>81852378
its very lightly salty and nearly odorless, in my experience. there's a light pussy scent but it drives me crazy. ofc i have only schlurped on pretty asian pussy

>>81852112 (OP)
because it does
women will lose respect for you if you do it

same reason women say they wont emotional men then immediately get the ick when they get it

>>81852383
Getting a hateful incel to get down to his knees and worship your pussy while his virgin cock leaks must feel great, like a power trip

>>81852112 (OP)
It just tastes really fucking bad and is a bigger two way health risk than normal sex between on-diseased people

Like as a man you can wash your dick every day, foreskin or not, and we KNOW that it doesn't taste or smell like anything until we finish.

But women literally can not wash out their snatch or they get even more yeast infections. Eat them out once and guess what they have the next time? An infection. It was not meant to make contact with tongues.

bro is gatekeeping pussy eating. i kinda respect it since i'll do it anyway (when shes a stacey princess)

>>81852112 (OP)

Eating pussy is dangerous and can increase the risk of throat cancer if HPV is involved which it virtually is guaranteed to be if both parties are remotely sexually active at all.

>>81852197
hi I'm throat cancer patient michael douglas

>>81852643
Hi, I'm gay Chinese Barack Obama

>>81852685
why come the damn sneakers aint free?

>>81852112 (OP)
I will do this to fembot who dresses up like this.

>>81852700
I'm gay and penis is small!

>>81852742
*I'm gay and my penis is small!
>original

>>81852112 (OP)
since when do we think that lol

>>81852714
I'm kind of in a fugue state. I'm remembering that time I saw clips of a defensive driver class.

>>81852112 (OP)
I don't care, I love eating pussy, I love the taste, the smell, the warmth on my face, the way she reacts when she orgasms and pulls away but I pin her down and go for more.

>>81852842
Yeah more like 5AM.

>>81852494
Sounds like he had bong hit transplant.

Get in the pants moid

>>81853091
Where did you get the monies for those expensive latex outfits?

>>81852112 (OP)
i dont. i just dont want my face anywhere near that business. too many of you dont wash yo pussy

bros. it seems like women will forgive us for being incel if we eat their box until they have leg clenching, body writhing orgasms

>>81852378
It's not anything like that

>>81852472
This is true if you have terrible oral hygiene

>>81853354
I'm not forgiving them for being women though so.

>>81854337
Have you considered sucking penis instead

Masculine icon Tony soprano did it

>>81854394
Hell yeah dude.
>>81854768
He did it to Pepper Ann until Carmela found out he was cheating.

eating pussy is hot and 69 is heavenly

>>81852112 (OP)
i want to roleplay raping a reluctant moids face with my pussy as he pretends he really hates it because its reducing his masculinity

>>81852112 (OP)
I'd do it but only with my virgin wife

>>81854951
Would you at least squirt on his face?

>>81852112 (OP)
No idea, I'd love to eat out a pussy.

>>81855077
i have never been able to squirt but yes i would absolutely piss on a mans face it just doesnt have a higher priority on the list than my pleasure i am not rubbing my gorgeous pussy on a pile of piss so he would have to swallow

>>81852112 (OP)
because it does
there are a lot of men who will do anything for pussy
if men are unwilling to do something, it's probably because the risk outweighs the pussy-attracting magnitude or the risk of pussy-repelling is too much.

If men are avoiding eating women out, it's because they sense that eating pussy makes them less attractive to women.

>>81855182
I guarantee none of them could find a single case of a woman being turned off by eating pussy

>>81855099
>i am not rubbing my gorgeous pussy on a pile of piss so he would have to swallow
i mean that makes sense

I have the opposite problem. I'm so enthusiastic about pussy eating that I've literally cum just from eating pussy, but it never feels appreciated or even like the girl is excited for it

>>81855277
the evidence is inductive reasoning:
>most men are simps willing to do nearly anything for pussy
>according to you, most men are unwilling to eat pussy
>it stands to reason that eating pussy negatively impacts men's ability to acquire pussy
but you're female so you're incapable of understanding reasoning, I guess.

it's pretty weird, but it's less weird than kissing? atleast eating vay gay jay / sucking peniscock offers a different/texture/sensation. kissing is just uhhhhhh

like honestly now in porn I consider kissing more dirty than some other acts like facials

>>81852112 (OP)
Yes, and that's why it's hot. Eating a woman's sweaty, stinking grease trap is degrading and humiliating. It's even more degrading and humiliating if you're eating out her shithole, especially against your will.

>>81854951
I want this. Plus you can berate me for my political opinions or personal life or whatever, while holding my hair and pushing my face into your pussy so I can't talk back. Also laugh at my pathetic virgin erection and that I'll have to get a lot better at licking if I am to EVER lose my virginity.

>>81855473
god you are really asking for it slutty moid

>>81855584
what if that anon is indian? id imagine they would be very good poussy eaters because pee and poo are fine dining for them

>>81855601
why did you have to bring pajeets into this

>>81855343
I am a moid silly retard-kun

>>81855584
I am a virgin so I'll settle for being trained as an oral slut if it gets me close to having a meaningful relationship with a woman...
>>81855601
i am polish with brown hair and green eyes

>>81855612
>oh my very delicious poussay and anus maam, very delightful. pajeet thanks you maam *schlurpppp*

>>81855622
it would be so much fun squeezing you between my legs and forcing you to make me cum repeatedly as your virgin dick aches for a release that never comes
>>81855625
doesn't sound rapey enough for my taste

>>81855694
well maybe there are polite indians ever consider that?

>>81853105
Storing up NEETbux or finding a rich foid who does not want you to escape until she says so you're going to pass me retard

It's bowing and submitting to a female. I'll rub her clit and whtever else though. I am not eating her ass like I'm some piece of shit paper. And I'm not drinking pee or eati g vaginal discharge. It empowers females and I don't support feminism because most girls are mentally children essentially.

>>81852197
Just get a bitch without genital warts. Idiot.

>>81852112 (OP)
I don't. Most pussy just looks disgusting to me, and apparently smells disgusting. Besides being visually disgusting, there's also the blood, vagina bacon, and not knowing how many dicks and abortions they've gone through if they don't have a hymen. If it was aesthetic young virgin pussy I would be all over it like white on rice. I will not stick my tongue up some haunted ass pussy and end up tonguing a leftover hand from a fetus that got shredded and sucked out.

>>81855864
for me it's just about making her cum

>>81855913
Because you worship bitches and pussy obviously and lack self worth.

>>81855932
i want to love her

I love eating pussy and generally love the musky smell, unless it smells like fish. Also ass eating but last time I did that the girl had the runs and it got all over my chest and fingers

>>81855932
ah yes, because making sure women don't enjoy sex with you is the key to keeping them

>>81852112 (OP)
Wait what, I thought moids loved the idea of eating pussy

>>81856032
yea retards on r9k just be saying shit to get (you)s don't mind the retard op

>>81855955
Well I would just use my hands. Love doesn't mean you have to lower yourself to servitude as a human toilet though.

>>81856012
Why would she need me to eat the shit out of her asshole or clean her cunt for her like I'm some kind of fucking tool? If she specifically can't get off to hand play and "needs" me to clean her like a toilet she has some fucked up demeaning logic towards men that is getting her off. She has a desire for control over me. No thank you. I will not agree to a relationship of her wearing the pants and being in charge.

>>81856051
you're so valid, only the man should be allowed to have any weird fetishes

>>81856060
I don't care if a girl has weird fetishes. But I'm not into being a toilet or made submissive. You can have a girl tie your balls up and step on dick if that gets you off and you two like it fine. But I'm not open to that shit personally.

>>81856060
My fetish is eating pussy, specifically face sitting pussy eating.

>>81855902
maybe he's not a portable document file

>>81856420
What's that supposed to mean? Nigger. Just don't fuck whores.

>>81852112 (OP)
Who is the og artist?

Also, I wonder if foids complain about bad pussy eating in the same way guys complain about toothy blowjobs. Like, is there a common way inexperienced guys eat pussy that women bemoan?

>>81856438
lol lmao all women are whores

>>81856499
Seconding this. I want to make a girl happy if I ever get one.

>>81852112 (OP)
any posting along these lines is from thirdies (a disgustingly large proportion of this board. if we had flags here all the remaining whites would leave instantly) so in their culture, and indeed with the disgusting hygiene standards in their homeland, this is nauseating depravity on the level of scat or worse. men from first world countries love eating pussy because our women bathe with clean water

>>81856593
i'm latinx and this is trve

>>81856499
Yes. Common symptoms
>can't find the clit
>low stamina, gives up in like 30 seconds
>terrible pacing, either way too slow, way too fast right from the start, or somehow both
and the classic,
>tonguing the hole
Though that is good for what it is, they are retarded if that is the entire method. Then there's virgin tier meme shit that you just know they read in some "how to eat pussy 101" guide like writing out the alphabet lmfao

>>81856511
No not all. Just most. Well, all in Western societies are I suppose. White women are ugly though. And fucking neurotic and stupid as shit.

>>81856438
>Just don't fuck whores.

show us a modern woman who isn't one you dumb simp faggot.

>>81856623
i got my pussy eating guide from Nina Hartley, seriously if you find the video it's really good shit

>>81856680
no, they're whores in your dumbfuckistan brownoid shithole societies too. don't kid yourself.

>>81856683
>simp because I won't fuck whores
What the fuck kind of logic is that

>>81852374
die

>>81852450
also die

fucking retard gooners and your stupid fantasies on this retard nigger board

>>81856708
gooner board albeit

>>81852494
>"bro is x"
>"bro is thing"

die as well

>>81856685
Simplest method to learn: just start sucking dick first as practice, it's basically the exact same

>>81856748
no, it's best to learn from someone, like my mother showed me when I was 12, I never had a complaint. she calls me her little munchie munch.

>>81856692
>>81856683
Just get a nice conservative asian.
Sounds like you like whores though.

>>81856514
originally and dangerously based

>>81855864
>It's bowing and submitting to a female
so?

>>81857206
meant to post this too

>>81855622
slav boys are cute too bad I live too far away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3I95PCOw5Y&list=RDI3I95PCOw5Y&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYbG9jaXVzIHBheCBib3JpcyBicmVqY2hhoAcB

>>81852112 (OP)
I wanted to say that I find jiraikei whores EXTREMELY sexy and they were drawn more frequently.

hahaha, dont care.
*schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp*

>>81856060
Poopoopeepee goes beyond weird fetishes

>>81857397
>jiraikei
This. I'd do anything for a woman like that.

>>81852301
c-e-w-l coded

>>81852197
The government should give out free monuments to people who die in the line of duty like you

I like eating pussy, but it really is like an impromptu health checkup. I'm honestly happy to just stay down there literally all day while you play Stardew Valley or scroll. It's what I'd want done for me. Just don't be gross.

>>81856051
Tongue feels completely different from hands. It's pure muscle while hands are mostly bone and ligaments. Tongue feels much closer to actual dick also

>>81855622
Are you from illawa something? Like your town had a number in its name or something.

>>81859084
You're mistaking me with some other Pole!
>>81859040
What happened to her, its been months since I've seen any of her posts.

>>81852301
I like to imagine my gf driving me to a nearby forested area and making me eat her out. She can pull the seat away and there should be enough space there. Either that or I will kneel outside while she's sitting inside. Then we can go on a date with her taste still in my mouth (and me having a raging erection)

>i don't get it
>i've watched all his recent videos. i've watched an additional 12 hours of strokes interviews
>why won't melon head review them?

>>81852129
Decidedly low testosterone take.

>>81852197
Are you aware you can get vaccinated to prevent that?

>>81852685

I remember in this show she was fucking half the time.

>>81852112 (OP)
I have no idea, is super sexy, I hope one day if I have a girlfriend, she lets me do that to her.

I don't mind eating a girl out it just tastes like batteries and canned fish

>>81852301
I ate my gf out in a car in a parking garage.There are many things to consider that I didnt even think about because I was so horny I just needed to eat pussy

1. Will the car be running or not? If it is you are wasting gas and its obvious whats happening. If not its more inconspicuous, but that means no AC and it will get hot inside with two people moving around
2. If you are not short, youll have to get out to go between the front and back seat and it may be a mini walk of shame.
3. If either party cums you need to swallow and be prepared to do so because you won't have adequate cleanup supplies on hand.
4. You will get cramps in your legs

Overall while unique and interesting i would not advise to do it regularly. Do it to say you have done so.

>>81852352

If you roleplay, then glaring at her while munching her box could be considered hot.

>>81852416
If you are good at it they won't lose respect for you. In fact I would argue that its a critical component of foreplay to make sure she is wet and ready for dick.

>>81852842
How about when you get pubes in your mouth and her cum goes up your nose? If you've ever been facefucked this is a regular occurrence.

>>81855331
You are what is called an 'eater' by black women. You get off on eating pussy. Kind of like a rare pokemon but you should still be able to have sex afterwards.

>>81856051
Eating pussy = letting a woman shit down your throat??

Additionally, not everything is binary. Many guys are dominant at work and lead the relationship. So, its a nice change of pace to just be domianted in bed. You dont instantly become a little bitch the moment you tongue a womans anus.

>>81856097
So the only 'femdom' you like is when a woman is still just doing things for your benefit?

>>81852112 (OP)
I will only do this to virgin women. Im just not putting my mouth near anything a cock has been. Yes, this means I will never kiss a non-virgin woman either. Its just that simple.

>>81852301
oof ouchie his poor back

>>81852112 (OP)
AHH I NEED TO EAT FEMBOT PUSSY!!!!

>>81862752
You and me both, brother. Man, I wish women were real.

>>81852112 (OP)
>Woman demands un-reciprocated oral sex publicly
>Cheers and yas queens
>Man exists
>WTF MEN ONLY THINK ABOUT SEX AND THEMSELVES

>>81852112 (OP)
Nobody thinks that dumbass, people just don't want to do it because its gross

>>81855277
eating pussy implies the man is submissive, which is a big ick. chad never eats pussy, so why should I?

>>81863448
>chad never eats pussy
And you know this... how, exactly?

>>81863448
Chad gets all of his daily macros from pussy and hasn't eaten food since losing his virginity

>>81852112 (OP)
me and my future underage femanon gf

>>81852112 (OP)
women dont want orgasms they just want passion, they want to feel that you want them and that you enjoy them and they want to worship you. any woman that actually desires to be eaten out is high test and more likely to cheat

>>81861304
Why do you know what batteries taste like

>>81865267
NTA, but you've never licked a battery when you were like 11?

>>81865386
DIS NIGGAH EATIN BATTERIES

>>81865455
Licking, anon. Not eating.
When you are white, you will suddenly get thoughts like "what does electricity taste like?" or "how do I climb to top of this tree?".
I'm sure it's hard to relate.

>>81865485
>Licking batteries makes you white

>>81866458
The drive (curiosity) behind it does, yes.

>>81866543
>mfw I eat a vape battery

>>81866627
>mfw i am brown

>>81866678
Nice face batterylicker

>>81852112 (OP)
Because I ate a girl's pussy and she said it'd be hotter if i was wearing her panties getting fucked in the ass while eating her out. Doesn't seem very masculine desu

>>81866819
how is that supposed to work?

>>81867421
Something like this but with me in the middle wearing her panties

>>81867550
Literal gay sex is different from eating pussy