a mountain lion was just spotted in my backyard. I'm so fucking scared right now, bros, I really am.

>>81853044 (OP)
why?
they're harmless

>>81853057
>lions are harmless

you're stupid

>>81853962
That's not a lion that's a mountain

men: i want mommy cougar gf
also men:

>>81853962
you're a pussy

>>81853044 (OP)
She's just looking for white male cock

>>81853044 (OP)

just carry a knife and a pistol

>>81853044 (OP)
Fool if the cat wanted to fuck you up you would never see it coming. It is after the wild venison, not you.

>>81854509
Really wanted to see the tiger rip that fuckers head off. guns are for bitch niggers

>>81853044 (OP)
Tame it and feed people you dont like to it.

>>81854652
I wonder how the far left brainwash these people so easily

>>81854781
You tell us, direction brain

>>81854652

>guns are for bitch niggers

The lion is in a completely different weight class than the human being, making any solo melee combat certain to be fatal without a spear to maintain distance or numbers and preferably both on your side. The most comparable 4-legged predator to humans is wolves which are manageable with something on the human side to account for their fangs like a knife.