>be me
>want to order a Little Caesar's pizza
>want extra sausage
>been drinkin' don't want to drive
>I know.jpeg
>Online order with delivery!
>How much could it be like under $10 for sure right? It's just a $5 Little Caesar's pizza
>Think I'll pay $5 and tip $5

NOPE! You get financial rape instead.

>>81853953 (OP)
the total is about what I'd expect to pay for delivery but some of those specific fees are egregious.

small order fee lmao

>>81853953 (OP)
at least youre not in california! 30 FUCKING dollars for a pizza here. ill just buy one from the grocery store and heat it up.

>>81854171
That's what you get for living in a liberal state

>>81854171
>homeless empowerment tax
>White guilt tax
>Black chomo LGPBPGRS++ fund
>state SS
>state medicaid
>state medicare
>Gavin Newsome's private slush fund

>>81854171
if you watch the dominos coupons and deals section you can get a specialty pizza for $13 sometimes; that's for pickup though.

>>81853953 (OP)
>thinks he'll pay for a hot n ready
>doesn't order a hot n ready

>>81854205
I wanted a portable hot n ready?

>>81854275
you're drunk anon; you said there'd be bitches. where are the bitches?

>>81854171
30 dollars as well here on the east coast from dominoes or papa johns. life is hell. for 30 dollars i expect wings and a drink with that.

>>81853953 (OP)
Funny you posted this, I downloaded uber eats for the first time last week when I was really drunk and couldn't drive for greasy munchies. Just wanted a big mac combo. 30 dollars. I just uninstalled the app and went to bed.

>>81854321
Wow that's fucked. This was on the Little Caesar's website on desktop.

>>81853953 (OP)
>tax fee
>state fee
>delivery fee
>tip
>goyfee
>onions charge
More of a reason to cook your own shit at home. You can make a delicious, healthier pizza at home with that price maybe lower.

>>81854330
I don't know how people order off apps everyday. Doesn't matter how much you make, that's a huge hole in your pocket. It's sad these apps even exist. Feel bad for people caught in that trap.

>>81853953 (OP)
If you order food online for delivery you deserve to pay all of the idiot fees.

>>81854357
I remember watching a jewtube video of a woman who paid at least $4000 in DoorDash and Ubereats orders. Its insane how much money normies spend on shit like delivery and subscription services. All to get your food delivered by a Jeet or Haitian nigger with their toes out.

>>81854151
small order humiliation is my fetish

>>81854381
>$4000 in DoorDash and Ubereats orders
Holy shit is that in a month. That's insane. That's savings down the drain.

here's how having a car is cheaper

>>81854457
No. An entire year iirc
https://youtu.be/NX2KrvOeC6s
Go to 3:15

>>81854357
That's my wife, she will do this, order breakfast from bed, get up at 10-11am and get it, maybe eat toast and the yolk of 1 egg and throw the rest out