I just wanna read some peoples funny confessions and or if you have a funny tale that you'd like to share that isn't like disturbingly illegal

>>81857199 (OP)
ToDs are kind of outdated mate

>>81857224
desu i dont use 4chan I just cruise through here sometimes and occasionally drop a question post for funny stuff from actual 4chan users

>>81857251
>desu i dont use 4chan

normalfag or traitor.

>>81857267
honestly i cant be mad i like that word "normalfag"

>>81857199 (OP)
>at someone's house party
>taking shots of sailor jerry's
>taking muscle relaxers
>so far so good
>go outside
>enjoying the fresh air on the deck
>standing there by the railing
>I suddenly get teleported into the future
>I'm laying in some bushes
>a bunch of people are looking down at me from the railing of the deck

Apparently I leaned forward and flipped right over the rails and dropped one story into the bushes below

>>81857306
Calling people normalfags in public, and seeing them confused for a moment and them figuring out what it means is gold

>>81857310
You break any bones?

>>81857353
nope I was totally fine. Here's another dumb story

>used to bring this guy with me to house parties all the time because he's an absolute animal
>one time we go to a smaller party at this little one bedroom house
>I know a bunch of the people there and after several parties together it becomes a house rule that you can't pass out with your shoes on
>past midnight and I gotta ask this dude something
>can't find him anywhere
>looking all around for him
>give up and go in the backyard to take a piss
>walking through the tall unkempt grass
>deadass trip over this guy's body
>he's planked right in the middle of this field with his torso right on top of an anthill
>he's absolutely passed the fuck out
>his shoes are tucked neatly beside him

Honestly I was impressed, he managed to get those fuckers off right before he collapsed or someone else was watching out for him

>>81857443
Why was it so important to not have yer shoes on?

Also did this happen in a frathouse?

>>81857199 (OP)
In boot camp, I pissed in a canteen in formation in front of the chow hall. I don't think anyone noticed.

>>81857310
>>taking shots of sailor jerry's
That was the good rum but I think they changed it at some point. It used to be so sweet.

>>81857635
My uncle has a friend who was a Marine, and he knows I'm a sperg for military stuff so he gave me his old backpack and canteen.

He then told me that even though he washed it, to wash it again because he would spit his chewing tobacco in there. I washed it with bleach and put some boiling water in there

Cool guy though