>>81857576 (OP)Male pattern baldness was cured back during the 1990s.
You chose to become bald if you're younger than 50 and never took finasteride. You probably had a dad and male uncles you could look at when you were a kid to see when balding would likely kick in for your own hair and you had the drug that prevents it. Only Gen X or older can reasonably claim to be victims of male pattern baldness and not just laziness.