how do i find a bf?
male btw

Fuck off to /lgbt/ or kys

>>81860303 (OP)
>that's gross
>but you've already seen it
>yeah but i don't want to see it again
>well this is just a metaphor you see

>>81860303 (OP)
I think go to some gay/lgbt meetup, if you have those iyc. Otherwise I guess it's easy to notice stereotypical camp gays, then just hover around them like a fruit fly until he notices you!

idk, use Grindr or some shit

>>81860303 (OP)
>bf
overrated
if you're a bottom, your only worth is to be a fat 30-year old's personal onahole and when twinkdeath consumes you, he'll leave you and find another one just like you

>>81860303 (OP)
Very easily if you're not picky. If you want a good relationship though, you're out of luck. Fags are too mentally ill for that.
>t. fag

>>81860303 (OP)
find a closet case because openly gay guys fuck 300 guys a day

>>81861741
this would be my personal 9/11

>>81861772
As opposed to closeted gays, who only get to 100 between their obligations with the wife and kids.

>>81861783
i'm sorry :(
but fret not, you *will* find your loyal-till-the-end bf

i believe in you

>>81861830
I really hope so.
being a bottom feels like getting fucked by destiny, god and men.

>>81861855
good girl
no take it like a whore

>>81861964
I keep taking it, from life. when does it start to get good?

>>81861986
Never. Being a fag is a curse.

>>81860303 (OP)
If you're over 25 please slide into my DMs

>>81861741
These comments are always really funny cause gay marriages have the lowest divorce rates

>>81862832
>gay marriages
and how many of those are monogamous?

>>81862858
They don't know, they never know.

>>81862858
>how many are monogamous
The majority of them, over 70%
https://www.thegaytherapycenter.com/gay-men-monogamy-more-common-than-you-may-think/

Straight marriage comparison
>In summary, the vast majority around 75% to 90% of straight marriages are monogamous in both intention and reported behavior

So yeah, even if you counted all gay polyamorous relationships as divorces itd still be lower
Lol, lmao

>>81862858
Probably a lot of them. After hook ups, both men settle down and accept their differences.

Why male/foid marriages are so fragile. The guy has a body count of 2 and the foid a body count of 48 causing the guy to get super insecure. You need symmetry to make it work.

>>81860303 (OP)
>another dogshit /soc/ thread on the catalog
Either post body or fuck off

>>81862969
I have pectus excavatum, I can't afford to be humiliated on 4chan

>>81862980
My first bf had it too. It's really a non-issue.

>>81862980
i'd pour milk on it and drink it off of your chest

>>81863270
Am I really letting myself be a volcel because of my PE? This shit looks so dumb on me ;_;

>>81863282
Stop being porn brained. No one's body is perfect, don't waste your youth worrying about an issue that most people you meet won't give a shit about.

>>81863321
would you swap for $10,000? what about $100,000?

>>81863321
I already wasted my youth anon. My PE is no where near my worst flaw. Unfortunately, I've found out that you can truly be too ugly.

>>81863516
I mean, I'm going to highball it when the options is presented to me. So I'll go with 100,000.