GOD I AM SO LONELY AND HORNY
I NEED A GF SO BADLY BUT I'LL NEVER HAVE ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81860502 (OP)
JUST GO OUT THERE AND RAPE PEOPLE

Why will you never have one?

>>81861037
too ugly too short and too boring

>>81861138
So you don't want one. Are you gay?

>>81861149
wdym i don't want one
i stated in the OP that i do
idiot

>>81860502 (OP)
Come to /fit/ if you are white

>>81861166
>come to /fit/
How will that help?

>>81861212
>You'll stop being a fat fuck and actually attract women
>How will that help
>??????
Anon, I think you're gay.

>>81861154
Then get one. Saying that you can't get one means you don't want one.

>>81861314
>falling for the improoooving meme

>>81861314
i am already quite fit though
i don't wanna go bear mode
>>81861333
i can't because i am too short too ugly and too boring
it's impossible for me
you're asking me to do the impossible.
i still want it though

Same, OP. Had seven 'chances' fuck up, to finally get my first unpaid fuck in my late 30s.
Now matched with another MILF with nice tits, but it's taking forever to get a convo; even if she if interested enough to meet and possibly fuck.
I expect it to fuck up like all the others. In a perfect world, I'd be giving creampies a few times a week for several years.

will you settle for a bf op?

>>81862231
>will you settle for a bf op?
i am not gay sorry
>>81861990
i don't even know how to meet girls

>>81862306
>i don't even know how to meet girls
Neither do I. lol
I'm a hermit NEET, so my only chance is those cursed fuck apps and dating sites that turned us non-Chads incel in the first place.

>>81861353
>it's impossible for me
Because you don't want a girlfriend. If you did, you would do something about it.

>>81862623
>If you did, you would do something about it.
And what exactly would he be doing?

>>81862623
you are gaslighting me obviously
don't you understand there is NOTHING i can do?

>>81862652
Not dwelling in the basement all day long and whining on the internet for starters.

>>81862669
>Not dwelling in the basement all day long
Projection.
>whining on the internet
How would not "whining" on the internet (he's merely outing his frustration instead of bottling it all up) get him a girlfriend?

>>81862660
There is plenty you could do, liar. You are only looking for excuses to not try.
>get a job
>move to your own place
>hit the gym
>take care of personal hygiene
>create profile on tinder and other dating apps
>talk to girls

>>81862686
i already do lot of these things on the llist
also dating apps only work if you're a chad and it's only for short term relationships

>>81862696
See, you are only making excuses to not try. You could get a girlfriend if you went on dating apps. You refuse to, meaning you do not want a girlfriend.

>>81862686
NTA, but
>get a job
I have one.
>move to your own place
I'm already paying a third of my income on rent.
>hit the gym
I'm already in shape.
>take care of personal hygiene
This one always seemed weird to me, there are people who don't shower every evening?
>create profile on tinder and other dating apps
Done. No matches after three years (well, technically 4, but those were OnlyFans bots).
>talk to girls
Already do at work and in the bouldering gym.
I haven't met a single woman interested in me and even the times I asked women out, they rejected me instantly.

Now what?

>>81862757
you're gaslighting again. You probably met your gf in hs or something

i wanted gf then jacked off two times

>>81862773
>No matches after three years
Then something is wrong with your profile. Are you using shitty pics and have a boring empty bio?

>>81863151
>Are you using shitty pics
Nope, they're all high resolution, situational pictures.
>and have a boring empty bio
That neither. Without doxxing myself, it says something similar to:
>i'm a homebody who is into board games, cooking and indoor-climbing
>i work in tech and am constantly tinkering with stuff
>interested in taste-testing my latest culinary recipe? let me know!

Same. It's over (probably)
AGHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE

>>81863364
yeah i feel like screaming too