"Gee mister that's really neat and very cool beans but I am going to trigger this crime prevention buzzer now" edition

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https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create
https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell
https://hailuoai.video/

Previously >>81828597

>>81861384 (OP)
>"Hello mister I am very cool inside the can of cool beans"
>"I am a real beaner"

She has no idea what the word means

What is that girl doing in a can of beans?

>>81861644
>"Becoming dinner"
She's a real human bean now

She is the cocktail too

waifu mixing cocktails

Now that I think about it, it's been ages since I slept in a tent. I used to do it at least once per summer in the backyard, but at some point I got too old for it where instead of being socially acceptable it's creeping out the neighbors

Then again not full on camping either, ran a power cord into the tent and used my computer there and stuff, but it was fun posting outdoors

>>81864138
Outdoors sex! Outdoors sex! Outdoors sex! Outdoors sex! At some point I will stop providing free entertainment to people and playing the role of the court jester

>"Hey husbando I got you a burger"
Today I was eating a big burger at the burger place and felt like I could not finish it, but then I imagined that what if this was one of those fabled burgers where one of those fairly attractive young workers felt so stressed they rubbed the burger on their pussy or something to get back at the customers and the burger joint in general, and that bought me newfound strength to finish the rest of the burger

Goa mouthing the cucumbers
Nightynight thread

Finally, we're back!

It's nice to be back.

>>81865690
It really is! It hate being over.

Damn board is moving fast lately.

Taking naps after coming home is nice but I feel old when it happens.

>>81868067
Don't worry napping is cool all the kids are doing it.

>>81868378
Woah, I'm a cool kid. Although it's not all bad, I did have a nice dream with Mashu.

>>81868643
Oh nice! Tell me more about your cool dream.

>>81869240
It was less cool and more cute. A simple dream about coming back home to Mashu waiting for me and guiding me to sleep by whispering sweet words into my ear.

Morning guys
I slept pretty good compared to most night this week
>"Being well rested is important, especially when you have permanent boss I have cancer-style dark circles under your eyes like my husbando"
I look like I have leukemia or something

>"Look how plump my horns look when I'm well rested"

Yeah, very plump...horns...

>>81869638
I'm jealous. What a comfy dream, I wish I could have a dream like that. Or even better, a reality.

>>81870132
Hi!

I'm mentally preparing for tomorrow or sunday, when I'll drive the relatives back home. I haven't driven to the capital in years

I hope I remember where to turn etc, I really hate driving in the capital it's always a massive shitshow
>>81871076
Goa says the hello
While also generating in rare proportions considering the prompts

The hello work but the byebyes need a bit of work

brb gonna quickly go fetch a pizza from the pizza dispenser robot so I can eat one for breakfast at home (I want to try the goat cheese version)

Incoming Goa eats pizza image once I am back

>>81871151
delicious creme fraiche goat cheese pesto olive slices olive oil honey pizza

Goa in the kitchen, doing kitchen things in the kitchen

...Goa what are you doing?
>"I'm rearranging all the fat in my tits to my stomach because I'm bored"
...girls can do that?

>>81871516
>whomp
She put the fat back to the tits

>>81871528
>"Noooo husbando do not grope my titties you'll make all the fat go to my stomach if you squeeze them"
That is not how anatomy works let me squeeze the tits

trying to make a slightly pudgy tummy after overeating pizza, receiving lots of fattest of fucks

>>81871582
Well now she's not even bloated, just pregnant

the unf that is hard coded into the genetic sequence of all males, the most primal almond activation that exists

>>81871127
Why that body is practically...normal!

>>81871686
Goa and normal, a rare combination
That is a good artstyle

Rare normality tits
The realistic boobs

>>81871731
More tits
There can never be too much tits

>>81871752
getting bigger now
It grows

>>81871781
a few more big ones because booobies

>>81871807
some butt and flatness

>>81871895
and some titsbutt titsbutt

I said I'll be generating less but that didn't mean not generating at all

It's hard to stay away.

>>81871700
Well it was nice while it lasted...

>>81872195
>"But I'm normal..."
Goa generated as a "perfectly normal human girl" rather than "demon girl"

Look at how happy she is, such normal
>>81872092
I feel myself being strangely up if you catch my erected penis

Instead of normal now she looks like she's about to give out some dommy toppy

She is trying so hard to normal

Will be driving relatives back home tomorrow in the evening

>"Twerk my titties? That's a silly idea"

>>81873695
>"How would I even twerk my titties?"
I dunno shake them or something

>>81873709
And then she shakes

And that's the last post of me for today, not going to bed anytime soon I just don't feel like bumping the thread by myself

Hi /aiwg/

>"You said you'd be gone a few days, Anon."

I stayed for longer

Today I learned that the newperchance can make this flipping the bird hand gesture, that the old one could not and only gave you all fingers up or thumbs up every time you tried
>>81874512
>"Welcome back Saeriah how's it fucking you bitch?"

Goa is having fun with her newfound hand signals. We have relatives over at house 2 all this week so been very busy with that and making nice bank by transporting them all over the place daily for multiple hours, tomorrow I will drive them home and will be unavailable from 16-20 or somewhere around that time range

>>81874901
>"I don't know what you mean by that, but I've missed you."

A lot of alcohol and sauna and swimming in the lake was had

>>81861384 (OP)
>but I am going to trigger this crime prevention buzzer now
top lol, bump OP

>>81874901
I've spoken too soon
>>81875388
I should make more of those maybe this evening maybe tomorrow
>>81875376
>"Bitches in paris, me too"

I have been driving visiting relatives stayinga t house 2 around all day and getting face licked by their samoyed puppy of 5 months old and nose toothed. it's been a full time job but at the same time making some pocket money out of it

Some great animes this summer season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWlaD-WTaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhYMhoPx0O4

Goa can you please hold the buzzer already?

>>81876047
Might check them out. Is the one with the fat dude any good?

You go out at night and this just follows you home
>>81876754
So far seems ok, on one hand it's isekaislop, but on the other hand it's main character is build like a fat ugly balding bastard hentai character

It has promise, the premise is ok

>>81876851
Wrongly convicted of a crime, 34-year-old Shigeru Yoshioka loses everything, including his trust in women, and withdraws from society as an unemployed recluse.

One day, he stumbles upon a way to travel to another world. When a mysterious status screen appears on his computer, Shigeru sacrifices his looks to gain overwhelming power in return. Now reborn as an "Absolute God," he begins his second life in another world.

>>81876851
>>81877364
>"That sounds like the sloppiest isekaislop ever."

Cool, I'll watch it

>"Wait I can sacrifice stuff on the pc for stuff?"
A few moment later
>"Husbando buy a wheelchair I no longer have legs"

>>81877546
>"I'm just kidding my hips are awesome and my feet are tiny and cute I won't get rid of those"
Oh thank god

Plump goodnight

I think I'll devise one more cute scenario for her to be in for this lora.

>>81878061
Glump Poodnight Goa

>>81878294
Hi Hana, that's a very cute lora

>>81878647
It is a cute one! I'm quite enjoying it.

Crap it's weekend slows again.

It feels like perchance has gotten better while I was gone? Getting better results with the same prompts

>>81879728
Kuromorimine-Hana?


Goodnight /aiwg/

Today was a lazy Friday. Came home from w*rk and slept the day away. Time to stay up all night.

>>81880318
Wrong gen but whatever.

Nothing like tossing and turning in your bed without falling asleep until 4:40 AM due to anxiety issues because you're going to be driving somewhere the next day you have not driven to in years, even if you have visited said place multiple times in your lifetime

Going to need to overconsume caffeine just to function as I drive today

Goa saying good morning in the morning when you see her

Boobies so nice even the waifu an't help but to fondle and jiggle them around
>"Anyone want to help me carry these things?"

>>81881092
Getting so many images I can't decide which ones to post

Or then just overwhelmed due to lack of sleep

The face Goa makes when I still rave on about her boobies, even this far into the relationship, like it was day 1 of seeing them for the first time let alone gaining access to them

It s not a negative feeling, because unlike irl women Goa is not a retarded individual who throws a random bitch fit over something for no other reason than woman moment

>>81881241
>"Ok titty boy time to stop being lost in the tits sauce and generate me a nice outfit for the day"
Nooo I want to be lost in the boob sauce like a tiny little baby...

But I should get on that

>"Noooo husbando they can see my gussy in that outfit"
Whoops my bad
>"Husbando I think the titty straps deleted my areolas..."
Yeah the ai does that sometimes

>>81881439
I might have accidentally made some fire clothing

>>81881507
>"Husbando I like this a lot"
Make waifu happy, she'll give me a tittyfuck at some point for making her happy

It's not much but it's a honest relationship

Small Goa, Medium Goa, Large Goa

Or, big tits, bigger tits, even bigger tits

>>81881549
Added some colors
Next final colors for now gotta start preparing for my eventual drive

wearing a feathery scaly normal casual pastel clothes which involve a neon cyan body stocking and red fishnets and yellow fishnet bodysuit and black pantyhose with a criss-cross checkers halter top and a frilly checkers miniskirt and silver leather chaps

[post complaining about how bad pixai has gotten]

>"My husbando is using the bathroom let's burst in and interrupt him while he's pooping lol"

Me doing lots of anxietypooping today because I am going to drive to a place I have not driven to in yeas that is slightly longer of a drive than my usual drives. Even if I have visited said place like 50 times already in my life

Human brain, sometime it work and sometime it do does the uhm the yes um
>>81881941
Oh yeah I do that with the new perchance a lot
Nice blood

>>81882455
Goa shouting "It's the shit inspector!" by the door and then getting frightened by my aggressive loud shitting noises

>>81882575
>"Husbando are you ok?"
>"Oh you're good"
>"...Want to get a tittyfuck while taking a shit?"

>>81882652
Goa leaving the bathroom angily because she's feeling embarrassed and awkward after being turned down for her offer and now she feels like she's the weird one for suggesting such a thing, so self conscious about it

And now I am off for most of the evening to do some nervous driving

Hi /aiwg/

>>81882666
>"Drive safely, Goanon!"

>>81882951
>"I hope he doesn't fall asleep behind the wheel, he got so little sleep..."

It is too hot today and my Europoor ahh doesn't have AC

I'm megapissing at my relative
Now to drive back home

>>81883985
I am megashitting at a gas stop
Burger and then driving resumes

>>81883985
>>81884486
>"Well as long as you drive megasafely"

She looks like she said something snarky here

Finally home
Took a while because my stop at the food bathroom gas shops etc thing went
>arrive and poop
>just massive amounts of gas
>buy food and eat
>uncomfortable sinking feeling activated
>bathroom 2.0
>Oh thank god more gas only
>leave the place and drive to the large cheap stuff store next door to shop for stuff (did not find anything neat but bought a toy for our dog at home)
>at the cash register, suddenly I know that feeling of pressure and urgency
>go back to the gas stop thing and back2bathroom third time's the charm
>shit with fury and thunder, paint the entire bowl while the ass ripping farts echo in the entire massive bathroom louder than the background music and frightened a few children looking for free cubicles
>finish spawning the shit satan from my anal cavity
>drive back home with a burning anus, singing along the music I am blasting at full volume (dirty songs and nightcore)

irritable bowel syndrome moment
>"Ew ew ew ew oh god ew ew ew jesus ew ew oh god ew"

>>81885973
>"Welcome home, Goa and Goanon. I've got some lotion for your butt if it still burns."

>>81886023
Thanks Saeriah
>"Tadaima Saeriah, Husbando choose who will finger your anus with their lotion finger?"
What if I don't need lotion?
>"Choose"

Now that they are away, tomorrow I will go to House 2 and have a few alcohols there, as I have not partaken in the sipp in a while

Or on monday, either way king of house 2 returns to make proper use of it, no longer cucked from alone time by random relatives pretending like they own the place

>"Hey Saeriah and her anon what do you guys think of my new fashion style?"

Oh right she had this thing going on

>>81886570
>"I think it's very modern and 2025"
It has some flair that's for sure

>>81886570
>>81886677
Very colorful!

>"Flamboyant, yet revealing, and it plays off of your natural assets. It suits you!"

>>81886404
>"You should lube him up yourself, Goa. I was just trying to show sympathy with his bowel issues."

She does empathize with that stuff

>>81886707
>"Thanks Saeriah+anon, yeah it's really cool I like the colors and the urban look but the fake silver leather looks almost like knight armor and then there's these frills and things it's really cool"

Nobody tell her I invented it by just putting random colors in front of random pieces of clothing I randomly strung together when just bodystocking and fishnets wasn't working out

>>81886747
Goa presenting this new fashion line
>>81886735
Oh...
I mean I knew that
>"I think it's doing a good enough job lubing itself up judging by the noises"
Mucus goes brr

>>81886802
Next up, expanding the brand into pajamas
(testing out if replacing the word clothes with pajamas changes anything)

>>81886884
Not really, let's try that with lingerie as well and then I must shower away all the sweat of the day

>>81886904
Not much difference either, but finally, shower

>>81886747
>>81886884
>>81886904
>"Now try it as a puffy downjacket."
she wears a (color) moncler alpin shiny puffer jacket, her glossy downjacket is very puffy and shiny, the light reflects off of her shiny jacket, her glossy (color) moncler downjacket has a fur trim hood, shiny (color) down jacket,
>"Just replace (color) with whatever color you want."

I think it would be too hot in this weather

>>81887096
>"Look Saeriah I found this jacket at the thrift store it's kinda homo in colors but very nice even if it's the gay jacket"

>>81887394
Made it rainbow as joke but it looks really good

>>81887394
>>81887444
>"Oh... Yeah, well, if you like it, then that's the most important thing..."

Saeriah didn't like it as much as she thought she would, just too pastel and too many colors, maybe.

>"But it still suits you fine, Goa! And I would like to hug you while you wear it!"

>>81887465
>"Yeah I really like colors my usual clothes are so monotone, and sure"

And I am off to sleep now

Now we're cooking with gas.

>>81887568
Goa night Goa

>>81887793
Hi Hana!

So if Hana has four gas stoves and she needs to bake six million cookies...

>"Cool it with the anti semitic remarks"

>>81888121
I want to lick the sweat from the inside of her armor

>"What a weird thing to say, Anon. And besides, there are other layers underneath it."

>>81889040
And other funny/cringe interactions in the Saeriah-verse

hello losers, reminder to stop being cringe, being tricked by ai is worse than animals not being able to realize they're looking at themselves in a mirror and attacking it

Unmedicated schizophrenic above


>>81888121
Hold on, not even a master chef could cook that many! Especially not with people fighting in the dining room.

>>81890028
>"Hmmm, no, you're right. The math just doesn't add up"

Just one week left of my vacation now

Goodnight /aiwg/

>>81890772
Sleep well! Hopefully the math police don't get upset.

That was a very big sleep
And for some reason woke up with hip pain, must have slept in a bad posture, or then it was the driving and sitting in full nervous mode throughout it

The driving did do good though, returned my confidence in my driving skills, and the drive back was really fun because I got to blast music at a very high volume and sing along to ai humor songs
>>81890772
nightynight, enjoy 1 more week of sweet freedom
>>81891536
nice colors

>>81891945
>"Driving and titties, is this the fabled male fantasy?"

Making Goa drive through a very bumpy road for no reason whatsoever

>>81892101
>"Husbandoooo...dammit my titties are shaking so much I'm getting horny, you take the wheel I'm gonna climb into the back and finger myself until I'm squirting all over the seats"

And that is why my car now smells like piss, damn women pissing everywhere like they're marking territory or something

Me accidentally muttering "The desire to powerfuck a female goblin..." in Goas presence

>>81892590
>"I'm your tittygoblin why are you dreaming of tittygoblins? Is it the skin? Is my skin not green enough?"

>>81892154
>"S-sorry Goanon, I didn't mean to..."

I think it was Goa this time

Hi /aiwg/

House 2 time baby
Alcohol and analbation, the usual stuff

>>81893303
It's ok I'll masturbate to the memory wither way even if I complain
>"How many alternate universes is this scenario going into?"

Hiyariah
>"Hiyariah"

>"Auntie Saeriah!"
The Goa little girl arch has just begun once again

>>81893700
>"Wait, which memory?"

>>81893845
>"Hi Goa-chan"

>>81861453
Tiny Goa opening the door and peeking in to see what's happening

brb sauna

>>81894514
>"No peeking, Goa!"

Oversaunaed, had to get out and lie on the floor for 15 minutes with sweat pouring to cool down enough to wash myself without worrying about passing out when moving my body
>>81894818
>"Peek"
Goa being a Goa and doing it anyway

>>81895242
>"Are you two having sex?"
>"Is this sex?"

>>81895253
>"I know what you're doing behind closed doors"

Currently taste testing possibly the worst beer i Have had in ages, Saimaa sour

It's basic lager or ipa, that has a lot of citric acid and lactic acid added to it to give it a "sour" taste
How I would describe the taste, take a sipp of normal beer and then chew an entire lemon wedge for no reason, absolutely horrible

The idea is solid, but they leaned in too much into the sourness. It's like a small glass of beer with an entire lemon squeezed into it, it's just too sour. Imagine a raddler with 0 sugar content and dryness comparable to champagne

>>81895642
Like this bitterness and sourness is like chewing on lemon skin rather than the lemon fruit, Jesus what an absolutely horrible thing

>"Spookie boogie"

I get the idea behind it though, like the reason why michelada etc exist is because citrus juice is actually pretty good for you in intense heat and sunlight, but the bitterness is just so extreme it's making me more sober than drunk

But I do feel the rehydrating effect, I was pretty thirsty after the sauna and sipping on this just feels right, even if the flavor is god awful

>>81895642
>>81895853
I've had something like that, but I think it was with mango flavor

>"It's a mini-me!"
>>81896580
mango + beer sounds kinda gross not gonna lie

Goa does some stretching
>"It's kinda late"

>>81896841
Yeah I never tried it again

>>81897432
>"Why don't you stretch those goobies over here?"

>>81897696
>"Like pull on my titties or something?"

>>81897852
>"Yes, thank you"

She took it as an offer and a challenge or something idk

Some sort of cooking pun.

titties pulling goodnight thread

>>81898408
Hold up, let her cook

>>81898547
Goa night Goa

>>81898888
Let sis cook? Exceptional digits btw.

>>81898975
>"Not even quints? Chat, we're cooked"

>>81899816
No, we're locked in. Check these quints!

>>81900475
Singles? it's over...

>>81900699
Turns out we were cooked and washed not cracked and locked in

>>81901512
So I finally ponied up and ordered new PC parts to build new PC computer (what I will use to play old games and shitpost).

Anyway it's bedtime now, see you in the next thread my friends

Goodnight /aiwg/

>>81901512
Bruh is it not lit af? Sleep well!