Thread 81861945

do you have a large penis?

>>81861945 (OP)
Yes. Most recent person to get a good look IRL was an asian twink who remarked "it's so *thick*" and I frotted with his little pecker until we came all over each other.

>>81861945 (OP)
Hard to say, since there's no good reference point. An average dick on a small guy can look huge. And a bigger dick on a huge guy can look small.

>>81861945 (OP)
No. Mine's only 6"x4.5".

>>81861945 (OP)
nope mine is below average at least it's fat i guess

>>81861945 (OP)
it looks around 7 inches and that is above average, most women wouldn't be able to have sex in a rough way with you, but large is not the word I would use, it is a big dick but there are much bigger ones

>>81861945 (OP)
No, which is why Ive never even bothered trying to get a gf in my life. Nothing you can do to "improve" or change or earn a womans love. If you have s small dick its over.

>>81861945 (OP)
>5'7
>6.5" x 5.5"
just barely made the cut

>>81862098
Holy shit same exact stats as me down to the 0.1"

I'm a 29yo truecel so I can't give you much hope

>>81862157
one advantage i have over you is that i'm Asian in Asia

come over, bro
the average foid height is like 5'0 - 5'3 here

>>81861945 (OP)
It's average and the Jews stole my foreskin.

>>81862205
why shave pubes and then just leave the body hair in a straight line? wtf is this?

>>81862339
the contrast makes it look bigger

t. i do that

>>81861945 (OP)
i have top tier girth, meh length. as i get fatter and older the meh length isn't that great
whatever tho

his name is Abel. it just sounds like Able. make more jokes about his massive ascent and subsequent tapering out of public relevance

>>81862339
>why shave pubes and then just leave the body hair in a straight line?
Men are never supposed to shave chest and belly hair. The only people who do that are bodybuilders and twinks. You look better with a shirt off when you have the hair.

>>81862346
>the contrast makes it look bigger
yeaaahhh but it looks so obvious like this.
at least trim around it, give it a sort of gradient

>>81862385
>landscaping
i'm not a woman

>>81862380
>You look better with a shirt off when you have the hair.
hmmmmm idk maybe if you have a real soft, shitty body that's true.
why wouldn't you want to show off your massive pecs and chiseled abs, anon?

>>81862002
>>81862098
How are you guys getting the second measurement I've only ever done length

>>81862205
are you actually Jewish? I don't know why people do that to young boys it should be a crime

>>81862413
99% of the male adult population does not have highly visible pecs and abs.

>>81862425
>tie string around benis
>mark the circumference
>lay the string on top of a ruler/tape
thats about it

it's average but sometimes i delude myself into thinking that if i exercise or improve my cardiovascular health (or get rid of my anterior pelvic tilt because the penis would stick out more if my spine was properly aligned lol) it will get bigger, when it reality it would be months to years of strenuous exercise for maybe 0.1 in girth and 0.2 in length lol, but that's life

>>81862433
>are you actually Jewish?
Worse, I'm an American.

>>81862442
this doesn't work. tailor's tape measure is the only valid way. if you use any old piece of string your girth will be exaggerated by as many as 0.5 inches

>>81862098
>>81862157
My twins

>>81862458
oh yeah, i never considered the thickness of the string/rope itself

>>81862458
ehh I'll just remember to consider a margin of error if I don't luck into some tailor's tape before i get around to it

>>81861945 (OP)
um mine's as long as a monster can, is that large?

>>81862650
you again!
post gock, dumb twink

>>81862657
not a twink though! n-not yet at least hehe
and I don't want to post cock I'm shy >////<

>>81862718
>not a twink
oh, you're just a fat fuck
i'm never going to respond to you ever again

>>81862733
NO!!! I'M NOT FAT!!!! I'm neither fat nor a twink

>>81862437
And the ones who do are mostly roidtrannies

>>81861945 (OP)
Above average but l'm about to become a wizard so its not like it matters

IF I WAS FAT MY COCK WOULD BE SMALLER!!!!

>>81862425
1. Use a ruler to measure length.
2. Break the ruler into multiple, flat-edged pieces (the more pieces, the more accurate the measurement)
3. Use the pieces to measure circumference. (If you ruined too many pieces when breaking, you can use a marker and move a single piece around your girth.)

Bonus: Multiply the number of ruler fragments it takes to wrap around your girth by pi. This gives you the "True Girth Coefficient" (TGC), which is a mostly meaningless but deeply personal number.

>>81861945 (OP)
>do you have a large penis?
I don't know. I don't get raging hard without a willing partner and I can't make myself cum.
Two decades of inceldom is a misery.

I'd say I'm smaller than average, even more so after gaining weight since high school. If I put in the effort to lose some weight I'd feel more confident about my dick but I'm a very lazy person. At least my dick isn't ugly though, it's fairly attractive looking imo

>>81862410
yeah but youre already a faggot so might as well just go for it

>>81862205
Wow an r9k dick that actually looks clean and suckable

>>81861945 (OP)
It's above average I think, my nuts are pretty huge though.
>t.6.5x5.5
I'm also big fat and hairy though so it looks smaller on me then it would on a normal person.

>>81862339
>why shave pubes and then just leave the body hair in a straight line?
I do this, too.

>>81862380
>You look better with a shirt off when you have the hair.
I mean, I don't, but I still do it.

>>81862205
Anon, dimensions please (assuming this isn't a larp).
I'm trying to compare myself since this looks better than what I usually record (but never send) even though my measurements are "good".

>>81861945 (OP)
It's average as far as I can tell.

>>81861945 (OP)
Yeah and Ii think its pretty neat

>>81861945 (OP)
No, not at all. 5.5", which I'm told is "average" but has still annihilated my self-confidence

>>81865748
I want to bend it until it snaps desu

>>81862205
If thats average then im fucked...

I've never measured myself, but I've been told I do

>>81867281
>holding the part of the shaft normally covered by the balls
nobody falls for this anymore

>>81865516
why are some dicks like this soo freaking red

>>81867930
I dunno. Is being red bad? Hope my bepis isn't ugly.

>>81861945 (OP)
Statistically yeah but it doesn't feel like it
It's ~6.5"x5.5"
Technically a little bigger than that but I'd feel schizo going with .6 or so
Plus women have never seen it irl
Just started flirting online this year, only showing dickprint and bulge so far and they act like it's huge but I hear they'll just say that
Wish me luck bros I'm tryna escape wizardhood

>>81867957
iunno if it's good or bad. you're just way more red than the other dicks in the thread

>>81868033
Probably due to Cialis, an ED medication. I'm healthy but have PSSD from taking Paxil a long time ago. Even in that picture I'm only semi-erect.

>>81861945 (OP)
>have hit cervix
>have been refused sex because she was too sore from the night before
>97th percentile volume wise (thank you Asia for bringing down the average)
I guess

i think sometimes i can get close to 16cm if i press my penis against the ruler to straight out the curve, but i can't maintain a strong erection for more than a minute at a time so maybe i can exercise or do cardio for dick gains and reach the 6.5 "slightly above average" club

>>81868226
Regular cardio definitely helps, yeah
Sometimes I think it's the exercise that makes the dick bigger with weightloss more than just the fat dropping

>>81868287
i'm super skinny so i won't get extra fat pad, but i also can't do a single jumping jack without pulling several muscles and popping every joint in my body, so i'm very skinny in a bad way as a result of a sedentary lifestyle.

Really cute cock and balls OP. Would suck and make that person my little femboy cum slut.

>>81867930
What made the red dick red?

>>81867866
dicklets stay mad

>>81867243
W-why?! originally or course

>>81868869
Fuck... meant for >>81866263 originally of course

>>81868867
Angle frauding with dick pics is the ultimate dicklet cope lol

>>81861945 (OP)
mines alright

>>81862380
That's highly dependent on how your hair grows.
For example my body hair only grows in a straight line across my chest and around my nippples and it looks like shit.

Mine is 7 inches.
Unfortunately it's cut and covered in fordyce spots.

>>81869088
>covered in fordyce spots
I remember being crazy insecure about this when I was a teen
Haven't thought about them in like a decade, literally no one cares

>>81861945 (OP)
Yes, is huge, like 9 and half inches.

>>81861981

Why do gay guys frot on each other but grinding on a woman's clit is seen as weird?

>>81869088
>>81869129
This^^
I have Fordyce spots and pearly penile papules. Absolutely nobody cares, half the time you'll have sex it'll be dim enough lighting it's 100% invisible. Girls are used to vaginas looking all sorts of shapes, sizes and colours.

When I lost my virginity at 16 I told her before I got my dick out "I have these little bumps around my penis head, they look weird but I promise it's not an std, it's called pearly penile papules and it's quite common, 30% of men have them" and she just said "cool that just means extra texture" and that was the end of it.

Yep. Biggest in here I think

>>81868869
because having something small makes it pointless. I know being insecure is a turn off too but still I dont know how you do it

>>81861945 (OP)
no my penis is small

>>81869470
>no my penis is small
Hot

>>81861945 (OP)
i'd say it's slightly girthy, moreso than most transfems which are usually who i'm competing with

>>81869007
keep coping and seething

>>81869666
nta but this is a much better pic, although I figured satan's dick would be much more fiery

i'm not an antisemite but seeing all these cut cocks makes me want to start a revolution. why would an entire nation disfigure their boys like this

>>81861945 (OP)
i wish i had a r9k boy friend who understood that id never seen a penis in real life before and let me investigate him like a scientist and apologized when he started leaking precum while i did it. and then when i was done inspecting him and learning about male anatomy we'd just go back to hanging out and watching a movie

>>81870068
why are you trying to give me blue balls, ms foid?

>>81870075
i have psychological problems and will never have sex but i would like to inspect and admire the body of a boy who does exactly what i tell him at all times and does not frighten me

>>81870097
hmm that's so out of the ordinary that I'd be intrigued enough to do it for you we live a million miles away I'm sure but hypothetically just to experience it. how do you picture such a thing happening? and what would you tell me to do?

>>81870115
im sorry to disappoint you anon but thats about it. in my ideal scenario this would happen with one of the mentally ill submissive nerd boys that seem to be drawn to me like flies and desperately crave my validation. afterwards i would arrange so id never see him again.

there would probably be more to it if i was sure he wouldnt be able to find me after, and therefore id feel completely free to do what i wanted. maybe id make him strip for me, and let me run my hands over his body and turn back and forth in front of me. let me pull and pinch at his skin, turn his head back and forth in my hands, ruffle my fingers through his hair. maybe id lay my head on his stomach and just rub my thumb up and down just under the head of his cock and watch his reactions, stopping and leaving the room if he moved too much or tried to interact with me.

i wouldnt want to do it with an internet stranger, this would require a very specific type of relationship and a very specific type of moment. its unlikely to ever happen but its the most likely scenario for me to see a boy naked.

>>81869332
Is it weird? I admit I've never really seen it beyond a little slap or two but didn't think much of it.

>>81862518
You can just use some paper. Strings stretch.

I know it's a good size, but I wish it was 8 inches.

>>81870341
yours looks just like a schizo guy i used to shlick with. same weird change of color halfway down too. interesting. it makes your hands look tiny lol

>>81870341
your file labeling indicates there are others. you should post more photos

being ignored makes me sad. would any of you anons like to send me pictures of your penises?

>>81870341
Looks like it's pretty close to it, 7.5? And what's girth?
+How tall are you?

>10 average dicks posted, all 5-7"
>half the posters claim to be big, half claim to be average
This says a lot about those threads where everyone claims to be 8 inches looooool
Should be a rule youre not allowed to state your size until you post a pic, makes this so much funnier

>>81870424
I only have this other one.
>>81870493
It's around 7.25-7.5" with 5.5" girth, and I'm 5'8".

>>81870521
Go on, post your cock anon

>>81870540
Yeah alright, wasnt really going to

>>81870551
It's fine, but not bigger than all the ones posted here.

>>81861981
Get the fuck off my board you degenerate faggot troon.

Goddamn these faggot threads

>>>/lgbt

>>81870551
So you're about 6.5 inches, pretty average, smaller than at least 3 in this thread

>>81870565
>>81870655
Love to see the seethe, I wonder why no one else measured against anything :)
And the can is 6.9" for your information

>>81870691
What do you expect? You came into the thread for the sole purpose of being a creep and hitting people in a vulnerable spot. Bigger than 7 inches, BTW. You're just shit at estimating length.

fat and brown man coming through

>>81870717
oh my god why does it look like that? why does it have spots? what race are you

>>81870729
>looks
idk it just does
>spots
moles? yeah i notice i've got two on the shaft and one right under the head
>race
mystery mutt hehe

>>81870361
>same weird change of color halfway down too
that's what the jew chop does to ya