woke up with huge boner, what do I do anons?

>>81862680 (OP)
just look at it that's what i do

>>81862697
I rubbed it a little bit and it feels nice

>>81862680 (OP)
yes nigga she's not just in your phone, it's a real fucking foid

>>81862680 (OP)
You masturbate?

>>81862714
huh????
>>81862717
how do I masturbate? can you teach me?

>>81862680 (OP)
You should cut it off and feed it to the neighborhood cats

>>81862730
that sounds painful D:

>>81862739
You don't need it, and the cats are hungry. Painful, sure, but imagine how happy the cats will be. Plus, then, you can stop posting about your dick online like the fucking retarded worthless faggot that you are. :)

>>81862728
Thats really gay. hope you find some anon to teach you though

>>81862753
I can just feed them something else, a-and I'm not a faggot!!!!
>>81862767
how about a cute girl that can teach me how to do it :3

>>81862779
>how about a cute girl that can teach me how to do it :3
anon you have a bigger chance of having a train going through your house right now than a real girl teaching you

>>81862779
No, you're definitely a faggot, anon. Castrate yourself

>>81862800
well that's a shame :( I want a cute gf that would take my virginity and teach me how to masturbate
>>81862823
no I'm not!!!!!!

>>81862841
Yes, you definitely are a massive faggot, anon. Posting about your dick on a board comprised of mostly men? That makes you a faggot, faggot.

>>81862898
nooooo I'm not a fag!!!!!

I kept rubbing and white stuff came out of it :0 woah there's a lot and it's everywhere it felt really nice shooting all that white goo

>>81862934
YER A FAGGIT ANON! HOP ON GRINDR AND GET TOPPED

>>81863016
nooo I want to cuddle cute girls, I don't want to be topped by ugly men

I wouldn't mind being pegged by said cute girl though :3