Why do straight women play around with each other by grabbing their tits and sending each other nudes? Can you imagine straight men playfully grabbing each other's cocks and that not being considered weird and gay?

>>81864578 (OP)
>Can you imagine straight men playfully grabbing each other's cocks and that not being considered weird and gay?
No. But that'd be reaaaally hot :3

>>81864578 (OP)
I don't have to imagine. You never cuddled with your roomie? What the fuck kind of a man are you?

>>81864653
A Straight one i remember rejecting a proposal like that in college actually when me and my roommate were watching a movie with a bunch of ugly girls and he was sus or bi I never determined it

>>81864687
Straight men use punctuation. You're a bottom, aren't you?

>>81864711
Bruh im at work I don't have time for petty shit like that

>>81864835
A heterosexual would have time for petty shit like that.

>>81864578 (OP)
I think you'd be surprised with some jock groups

>>81865332
Silence breeding hole.

>>81865524
Your omission of the appropriate comma tells me everything I need to know.

>>81864578 (OP)
i have never in my life done any of that.

>>81865553
What are you still communicating i ordered you to be silent

>>81865559
Your lack of experience doesn't mean anything it's well known that it happens

>>81865687
Look at yourself, you literally have a job. I'm not going to take orders from some broke cuckold. Who is also gay.

>>81864578 (OP)
Back when I was in high school I had a friend who used to aggressively hump my ass as a joke I guess.
I didn't react and just let it happen each time he did it. Then this one time when I managed to get a girlfriend I was hanging out with her and my friends and that one friend started humping me in front of her and I just stood there not reacting like how I normally respond. She seemed pretty spooked by it.

>>81865743
It's not like you have anything better to do than obey me

>>81865775
I'm not your dog. I will not do tricks for you.

>>81864578 (OP)
Maybe you just don't have friends? It's pretty common for straight men to grab each other's asses, give em a nice slap or squeeze. It's all in good fun, bro.

We don't. Stop watching so mich coomer media.

>>81865836
It's not you may have been told that after the fact but it's not

>>81865879
Lol yes you do there is no argument

>>81865822
Woof for me

>>81865941
Woof. Bitchass. Whore.