Thread 81867406 - /r9k/ [Archived: 274 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:43:07 AM No.81867406
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I wish people would use the name bar cause why is an anon replying to my post instead of "big fat balls" or sum
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"big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 1:45:29 AM No.81867437
honestly there isn't much I want to say to you.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:46:24 AM No.81867451
>>81867437
you tell him balls
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 1:47:41 AM No.81867468
i wish that you would fuck off back to tiktok and then kill yourself
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:33 AM No.81867479
>>81867437
that was my idea, "big fat balls" or sum
be more original or I'll sue
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:50:19 AM No.81867497
>>81867468
I don't use tiktok fat retarded fuck
you should go back on tinder tho
Replies: >>81867543
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 1:54:07 AM No.81867543
>>81867497
>I don't use tiktok fat retarded fuck
your gay south park self insert would say otherwise tranny
>you should go back on tinder tho
im never stooping low enough to use dating apps. putting my face on one would be both an embarrassment and an exercise in futility
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"big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 1:56:01 AM No.81867565
>>81867479
ideas ain't shit, i did it first. lick my big balls or sum.
Replies: >>81867607
second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:00:45 AM No.81867607
>>81867543
>your gay south park self insert would say otherwise tranny
nigga I had it saved on my desktop because it's konata, you uncultured shitass
I can grab the whole south park bullshit and put it up my ass

>putting my face on one would be both an embarrassment
and harm towards the ones who see it
you may as well kill yourself to do some more charity

>>81867565
well then we're family now
Replies: >>81867634 >>81867728
"big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:03:40 AM No.81867634
>>81867607
>this post was typed with diminuitive balls
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:07:05 AM No.81867675
>>81867634
sadly I don't own a pare of balls at all but I can get some if you're so affected by it
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"big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:09:25 AM No.81867698
>>81867675
FAKE BALLS. It's so sad to see folks. I would let you borrow mine from time to time, but really you just seem so desperate, I'm worried I might not get them back.
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Foidhater69
7/18/2025, 2:09:46 AM No.81867701
>>81867406 (OP)
Honestly yeah, it'd be so fun of people just used the name shit for whenever.
Replies: >>81867734
James Cameron
7/18/2025, 2:10:49 AM No.81867711
Today I make my long awaited entrance
Replies: >>81867790
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 2:12:29 AM No.81867728
>>81867607
>nigga I had it saved on my desktop because it's konata, you uncultured shitass
i know what lucky star is and its dogshit. easily one of the slice of life anime most undeserving of its fame but i wouldnt expect a retard like you to understand that
>I can grab the whole south park bullshit and put it up my ass
holy fucking ESL
>you may as well kill yourself to do some more charity
despite being a truecel my life is fucking awesome and im never going to kill myself unlike you when you join your xisters in the 41%. dont forget to dilate your axewound today faggot
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:12:48 AM No.81867734
>>81867698
don't trust me with your balls bro. I might use them to write a reply then sell them for a bottle of vodka

>>81867701
you're getting the vision. very proud
Replies: >>81867784
"big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:17:53 AM No.81867784
>>81867734
Even if you had my balls, I don't think you could use them effectively. Ultimately, it's not about the size of your balls but how you use them. Mine are substantial, and I use them well, so I have nothing to worry about either way, but you, with no balls and no balls skill, I'm afraid that your name is just a lie. Better to hide behind anonymity in shame than propagate a blatant, pathetic lie. They should call you "big bleeding vagina" or sum, because of your, quite frankly, tragic, lack of balls.
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:18:25 AM No.81867790
>>81867711
hell yeah james

>>81867728
>i wouldnt expect a retard like you to understand that
you're a grown ass man who had a stroke bc of south park in the first place, and now you cry about lucky star to a girl on 4chan like anyone would fucking care, you boring fucktard
go use this time to lose some wright, you fat fuck
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:19:49 AM No.81867806
>>81867784
don't forget who you took that idea from, soldier
you're a disgrace to our balls family
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Dominant Sissy
7/18/2025, 2:20:16 AM No.81867812
Yeah the name bar is cool we should be the board that maximizes it's utility.
Replies: >>81867842
second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:22:40 AM No.81867842
>>81867812
the big arise of the name bar
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 2:22:54 AM No.81867846
>>81867790
>you're a grown ass man
well yeah, you have to be a grown adult to use this website. im assuming you arent though since you type like a 13 year old with an intellectual disability and are seemingly getting incredibly worked up over this
>now you cry about lucky star to a girl on 4chan like anyone would fucking care
just because you wear a wig and makeup doesnt make you a woman you retarded troon. quit self inserting as little girls and hang yourself as soon as possible
Replies: >>81867918
"big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:25:40 AM No.81867875
>>81867806
How could you even pretend to be in the big balls family, without even a single ball to speak of? My balls were always huge, it had nothing to do with any of your ideas. Unlike you, I don't have to imagine big balls, because real big balls are riding with me all the time. The real disgrace at the balls family reunion is anyone who shows up with ideas instead of balls.
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Doom
7/18/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.81867885
Namefagging is only for the elite amongst us. Those who has stared into the abyss of 4chan so long that they've willingly forfeited their souls.
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Your Kike Boss
7/18/2025, 2:27:05 AM No.81867891
This is what you do with your free time?
Replies: >>81867944
second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:29:18 AM No.81867918
>>81867846
>you have to be a grown adult to use this website
yeah and you use it to slit your wrist over south park. not much of a flex

>you type like a 13 year old
I assume you're new around here or are old people frustrated enough about people younger than them that they end up typing this brain-dead phrase

>doesnt make you a woman
keep coping with the fact that you talked with a biological woman and she didn't jumped on your dick like your lonely ass wishes

>hang yourself
you might as well do a tutorial for that
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:32:09 AM No.81867944
>>81867875
the family of big balls wouldn't have existed without my ass
be grateful

>>81867885
and still nobody was using it
you can thanks me for reminding you about it

>>81867891
I don't see you complaining
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 2:36:16 AM No.81867985
>>81867918
>I assume you're new around here or are old people frustrated enough about people younger than them that they end up typing this brain-dead phrase
i assume youre underage because you try too hard to come off as cool and edgy despite saying nothing of substance and make numerous spelling and grammatical errors in your post because youre too young or too brown to know how to use the english language correctly.
>keep coping with the fact that you talked with a biological woman and she didn't jumped on your dick like your lonely ass wishes
keep taking Ls and keep raging on me, tranny. you will never be a real woman and even if you were i would rather vomit up my own lungs and eat them than ever have sex with a putrid whore like (You) and im not a pedophile so i dont want to have sex with a clearly underage and mentally handicapped child who can barely string together a sentence without spazzing out.
Replies: >>81868104
second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 2:47:34 AM No.81868104
>>81867985
>i assume youre underage
do not imply your fetishes on me

>cool and edgy
slurs existed for ages. I get it if it's your first time using technology

>make numerous spelling and grammatical errors in your post
are you american by any chance? do people there still not know other people have other native languages or is europe still a country for your rotting brain?

>too brown
another fetish implied on me

>taking Ls
go back on instagram reels

>tranny
cope

>you will never be a real woman blah blah blah
cope cope therapy and cope
nobody gives a fuck. take some deep breaths
Replies: >>81868152
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 2:51:51 AM No.81868152
>>81868104
>do not imply your fetishes on me
im not "implying" anything on you. its objective fact that you are too young to use this website and i do not want you here as a result of it
>are you american by any chance?
no, i live in europe as well but im not a retard who cant speak english past the level of a gurgling toddler like you are.
>go back on instagram reels
i dont even have an instagram account nor have i ever used instagram reels. its a common expression throughout the internet though youre clearly only versed in whatever is popular on tiktok so i cant blame you for being ignorant of everything else
>cope cope therapy and cope
no, i dont want to join you on your hormone replacement therapy journey but thanks for asking. ill leave the genital mutilation to you
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 3:01:24 AM No.81868236
>>81868152
>its objective fact that you are too young to use this website
I'm not even gonna deny anymore. I want to see what you're gonna do when I tell you to do something about it

like you fat fuck came on a thread about the name bar to kill yourself over south park and lucky star, then you use your "mature" act of keep typing dumpster-fire phrases

>i dont even have an instagram account blah blah blah
Idgaf

>i dont want to join you on your hormone replacement therapy journey blah blah
retard, if you're so full of hate towards trannies go find one, you smooth brain. you're waisting your time

>i live in europe
avg grandpa in uk
Replies: >>81868316
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 3:10:27 AM No.81868316
pepe_toast
pepe_toast
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>>81868236
>I'm not even gonna deny anymore.
so you admit youre underage? got it. theres not really any reason to continue arguing with you anymore seeing as youre a child babbling incoherently and have clearly lost any fraction of composure you had.
look at this for example:
>retard, if you're so full of hate towards trannies go find one, you smooth brain. you're waisting your time
what is this even meant to mean? what is being implicated? if i hate trannies, why would i "go find one"? to kill them? im not going to prison to kill somebody whos already going to kill themselves, that would just be silly. though i understand when youre in such an emotionally worked up state reason tends to take the backseat to your emotions, i think you should take a break from 4chan and never come back. youre not suited to this place and its very apparent. dont forget to stream it when you kill yourself, tranny.
Replies: >>81868359
second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 3:16:20 AM No.81868359
>>81868316
>so you admit youre underage?
no but I want to see what you're gonna do. like yeah keep barking for me, you entertain me good

>why would i "go find one"
you reached insane idiotic levels. I'm getting worried about you, little shitass brainlet

if you're so interested in my age I can show you my driving license, retard. or do you hate getting proven wrong? lmk cause at your next stroke you might go for good
Replies: >>81868393
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 3:20:56 AM No.81868393
>>81868359
>you reached insane idiotic levels. I'm getting worried about you, little shitass brainlet
you dont even try to formulate any sort of retort, just default to projecting your own insanity upon me. call me crazy all you want but youre the ESL retard foaming at the mouth because i insulted your gay little lucky star south park character. take your meds and wisen up
>if you're so interested in my age I can show you my driving license, retard
do it then. you wont because youre not old enough to be here
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 3:29:42 AM No.81868464
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>>81868393
>projecting your own insanity upon me
nigga you went nuts over south park

>because i insulted your gay little lucky star south park character
reread the thread, retard. you might have alzheimer already

>do it then.
cope
Replies: >>81868541
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 3:38:41 AM No.81868541
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>>81868464
>reread the thread, retard.
all that im reading is your descent into full on mental insanity. every time i make a reply to you i feel like im kicking a feral dog, on one hand its an animal so i feel bad for treating it poorly but on the other its a hostile and aggressive beast that may try to attack me but only ends up hurting itslef in its confusion.
>blurs everything, doesnt even show DOB
so you took your mothers drivers license and tried to pass it off as your own to try (and fail) to prove someone wrong on 4chan. i bet shes real proud of her failure of a son
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second "big fat balls" or sum
7/18/2025, 3:41:44 AM No.81868570
>>81868541
>your descent into full on mental insanity
you went nuts over south park, you absolute buffoon. you can't be talking

>so you took your mothers drivers license
it's 5am, and I live alone. sorry for you if you still live with your parents at your old age. in what episode do they die?
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Blue Eyes White F-slur !0J4ewmjU/I
7/18/2025, 3:45:05 AM No.81868597
>>81867406 (OP)
other chans do it right by having unique IDs for each thread
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 3:47:50 AM No.81868623
>>81868570
>you went nuts over south park, you absolute buffoon. you can't be talking
yet again projecting your descent into madness onto others. do you know what the definition of insanity is? i doubt it, people like you tend to have very little introspective capabilities or ego syntonic thinking.
>it's 5am and I live alone.
you should get some sleep, maybe then your cognitive impairment will be quelled at least somewhat. i cant imagine how much your family must be going through dealing with their deranged son shuffling through the cabinets in the middle of the night, desperately trying to find his mothers drivers license all the while pretending to be a woman on 4chan. so wrapped up in delusion. so sad.
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cloudette
7/18/2025, 3:53:38 AM No.81868678
>>81868623
ufff cope
if you're so woke and mature how about to stfu
"you def are underage" so basically you would be down to spend your night bantering with a minor. interesting critic thinking.
as mature as your supposed age

I'll put my internet name on my name bar so you can have a stroke whenever I'm posting. r9k might become my fav board bc of you
Replies: >>81868747
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 4:00:03 AM No.81868747
elliot_x_maya
elliot_x_maya
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>>81868678
>I'll put my internet name on my name bar
im not following your twitter page, though i understand why you would want me to. im simply so irresistible and charming that people just throw themselves at me. sorry, but im not into trannies. maybe >>>/lgbt/ is more up your alley.
>r9k might become my fav board bc of you
theres already dozens of tranny namefags, youre nothing special. whether you use this board every day or not i simply dont care because frankly the post quality is so shit you'd have to try really hard to make it go down even further, but knowing how retarded you are, i believe youmay have some potential.
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cloudette
7/18/2025, 4:09:20 AM No.81868849
>>81868747
>im not following your twitter page
nigga you need to stop with the presumptions. I literally never used that name ever before but I'll do it from now on just the increase your depression

>theres already dozens of tranny namefags
cope, try meditation, try therapy, talk to a woman irl, go have a wife, go have kids, go do something with your old age. wouldn't you be shamed about your idiotic incel ass for once

I'm still waiting for you to do something about it cause I still see myself here
Replies: >>81868915
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 4:16:46 AM No.81868915
>>81868849
>I'll put my internet name on my name bar
> I literally never used that name ever before
make up your mind. better yet, go to bed.
>wouldn't you be shamed about your idiotic incel ass for once
ESL triple deluxe
>I'm still waiting for you to do something about it cause I still see myself here
im going to come to your (parent's) house in prague and teach you a lesson if you dont get off of my board.. in terraria
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cloudette
7/18/2025, 4:22:29 AM No.81868953
>>81868915
>make up your mind. better yet, go to bed.
Ik you're old but I hopped you knew there's irl name and internet name. looks like your smooth brain can't process that

>im going to come to your (parent's) house in prague and teach you a lesson if you dont get off of my board
you know what this sounds like? I'll save your pegged ass since you never know when a fed's around

>in terraria
you sold it when you separated this from the sentence. hope they fuck your ass with a chainsaw in jail
Replies: >>81869002
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 4:28:36 AM No.81869002
blocky_pepe
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>>81868953
>Ik you're old but I hopped you knew there's irl name and internet name
thats not what i was alluding to. you clearly dont understand and explaining would be futile so im not even going to bother
> I'll save your pegged ass
you want to peg me? what time and where?
>hope they fuck your ass with a chainsaw in jail
if i went to prison, which i wont, i would climb the hierarchy and become the boss within a day. youre only pretending not to see it but i am incredible and exuberant in every facet of my being and the other inmates would quickly recognise that and subsequently bow to me faithfully and bow to me splendidly. there will be no chainsaw fucking because i am the only one who does the fucking and i do not need a chainsaw to compensate for my statistically above average sized penis.
Replies: >>81869087
cloudette
7/18/2025, 4:38:09 AM No.81869087
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>>81869002
>you clearly dont understand
retard, you're the one with a non-functioning cortex spouting bullshit
I wasn't going to put a random fucking name then say "yeah I put my name on the name bar" cause that's not my real name, you idiotic fuck
from now on it will be my internet name, or better said my love dedication to you

>you want to peg me? what time and where?
ngl your words aged like milk.
"minor minor" = "when can you fuck me in the ass"

still because you're asking so nice I promise I'll become a tranny for you, get a cock, then put spikes on it
with some luck you'll die from internal bleeding

>become the boss
boss? did someone said boss?
Replies: >>81869158
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 4:47:44 AM No.81869158
>>81869087
>or better said my love dedication to you
youre giving me mixed signals. i know that i am handsome and endearing but i cant tell if you truly love me or are just playing hard to get. im not into trannies though, sorry. i wish you luck in your future romantic endeavours though.
>"when can you fuck me in the ass"
it was rhetorical, as i said before i would rather die than have sex with you, and i am a dominant male who only ever does the fucking and never gets fucked. this wit was clearly wasted on you though.
>boss? did someone said boss?
yes, that picture depicts one of my many henchmen. if you ask nicely ill let you assimilate among the ranks, i dont discriminate in terms of employment.
Replies: >>81869210
cloudette
7/18/2025, 4:56:41 AM No.81869210
>>81869158
>i know that i am handsome and endearing
this you?:

>>81867543
>im never stooping low enough to use dating apps. putting my face on one would be both an embarrassment and an exercise in futility

>i cant tell if you truly love me
you're an old obese fuck. the last thing that can save you is money

>i would rather die than have sex with you
thanks to the whole holy trinity

>i am a dominant male
didn't know dominant m*les have strokes over south park and lucky star
does this come with how to be an alpha m*le courses, you useless sack of neurons?

>ill let you assimilate among the ranks
cope first
Replies: >>81869230
big fat nigger (still not as fat as OP though)
7/18/2025, 5:01:12 AM No.81869230
pepe_hat
pepe_hat
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>>81869210
>this you?:
ever heard of modesty? no, i dont think you have. its okay. you will learn with time, hopefully.
>does this come with how to be an alpha m*le courses, you useless sack of neurons?
i dont take courses, i make courses. but only for a select few individuals because if normgroids had the secrets i have then chaos would be unleashed upon the dating market.

im going to go to sleep now, for a king deserves his slumber. i had fun talking with you. goodnight my transgender friend
Replies: >>81869316
cloudette
7/18/2025, 5:12:34 AM No.81869316
>>81869230
>ever heard of modesty?
yeah. texted him some time ago, but we don't go along

>i make courses
cool delusion. let me know when your ted talk drops so I can avoid it

>i had fun talking with you
aged like milk

>goodnight my transgender friend
I'tm more offended by "friend" than "tranny"

8/10 ragebait. go get energy for the next battle, buffoon
small skinny cubes
7/18/2025, 5:20:11 AM No.81869372
>>81867406 (OP)
why does it make a difference
Scootyboi !mV3fa4hMrI
7/18/2025, 5:39:54 AM No.81869479
>>81867406 (OP)
names and trips used to be super common. But frankly the current janitors and moderators are so against them that they will ban people for 2 days 23hrs and 59 minutes for no reason if they use one.

absolute newfags think that just because you can post as anon, you must post as anon, to the point they will recreate schoolyard bullying tactics that have really damaged some of the boards like /fit/ where now you don't know if the guy replying to you is the guy who knows their stuff or not

My tripcode is essentially banned on /o/ because the same janitor bans me for "spamming" or "off topic" every time I post with it. Imagine being so shit you can't even be trusted as a 4chan janitor
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:04:22 AM No.81869637
Southpark
Southpark
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>>81867406 (OP)
Do you remember the Attitude Era of wrestling?