What's the craziest thing you gooned to females if /r9k/?

Handholding with my boyfriend.

>>81869515 (OP)
Disabled guys that cant control their hands being jerked off by their carers/nurses.

>>81869790
multiple times too, I would actively search for that stuff. Also farmers using their cows milking machines on their cocks so it would suck the cum out, or guys using vacuum cleaners on their dick. The sounds they made were soooo hot. I watched all this at like 13-15 years old.

>>81869515 (OP)
i cannot say the actual worst here, but when i was like nine i would watch nature documentaries and shlick to whales mating. thats more of a funny one than a bad one

>>81869853
you gotta be fuckin kidding me, what sites even host stuff like that?

>>81869853
That's not real right? Just hentai?
It's a hot concept but you'd risk getting your dick hurt bad

>>81869940
nta but why would that damage your dick? maybe i could see the vacuum one, if its a very strong vacuum, but cow milking machines are pretty gentle id assume?

>>81869926
I saw a webm on /gif/ of a Japanese guy trying a vacuum and then he started screaming, freaking out, and immediately regretting it while the suction on his dick was making farting noises. It was hilarious.

Tbh? Nothing actually degenerate. It's actually me and my boyfriend just laying on the couch hugging and talking.

>>81869515 (OP)
I used to spy on my dad masturbating and masturbate too, sometimes my brother too

>>81870174
>I used to spy on my dad masturbating and masturbate too, sometimes my brother too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WTF

>>81870174
Ewww. Seriously, ewww.

This entire thread is male

>>81869926
It was on Xhamster
>>81869940
It didn't seem to hurt them, it just vibrated on their dick and he groaned in pleasure and came hard in it. Some of them got rid of the tube and just stuck their dick in the suction part of the vacuums. I'm not into watching that stuff as an adult though. I think I liked it cause I would use a vacuum on my clit sometimes, it was too strong to put it directly on it, but it would vibrate the skin around my pussy and give me really intense orgasms. I am surprised my pussy still looks neat after i did that for a while

>>81870015
I have a penis pump and I love the farting noises it makes when I unseal it just a little bit (it pumps automatically when the pressure rises back up), sometimes it doesn't register button presses though and it does freak me out that it might turn into a nightmare scenario if I can't shut it off. sounds like a worst-case scenario still wouldn't be as bad as the vacuum cleaner though.

the only bad thing is when it starts to suck my balls in a little, hate that.

>>81870309
It is more common that people think

>>81870354
>putting a dirty vacuum near your pussy
Why

>>81870379
Because it feels so good anon

>>81870393
Just use a controller. It's what I do and its less noisy.

>>81870417
You will never get the same, heavenly orgasms with that.

>>81870354
>>81870393
these Luigi's Mansion sequels are getting out of hand

>>81870354
this looks dangerous especially if you're doing it near an internal organ that can prolapse

>>81869525
the lewdest and most regressive degenerate of kinks

>>81869525
you don't goon to this or even at all

>>81871442
I haven't marathon gooned to it but I've fapped to wholesome porn before. intimacy is a turn on

>>81869515 (OP)
I'm straight but futanari on women is the only thing I schlick to except for my bf

>>81871586
>I'm straight but futanari on women is the only thing I schlick to except for my bf
but why?

>>81871563
adding intimate tender moments to filthy degenerate scenes is the bigger turn-on. even something as basic as kissing during anal is just so perfect.

>>81871586
>futanari on women
fav doujins?

>>81871668
I don't think anal is filthy and degenerate. what you're describing is making love and I'm all about that most of the time even though there is nothing wrong with some primal fucking or kink play

>>81871668
Here's a degen, but gentle scene.

I found this amazing scene from a TV show where this woman killed a guy by filling him with stuffing like for stuffed animals. She put the tube in his mouth while he was tied up and turned the machine on and it filled him with stuffing until he suffocated and died. The entire time she was cooing at him and saying that's all right. Good boy. Get filled up now as he dies whimpering and screaming. Masturbated to that at least 50 times

>>81872067
That's sound like a fever dream experience of watching something sexual when you're too young to understand.

>>81872082
Funnily enough I did get turned on from that scene in Dexter's lab where Dexter is tied to the slab and a laser almost cuts him in half starting at his dick. Grew up to enjoy brutalizing men

>>81872100
You would kill it with the malesubs on this board.

>>81872058
love this. Thanks for posting it

>>81872100
>not getting that from a Bond movie

>>81872473
>do you want me to talk, stink finger?
>no mr bont. I want you to cum

>>81872473
First of all, that episode was a goldfinger parody
Second of all, James Bond is wish fulfillment for men and it's boring and dumb

>>81869515 (OP)
>females of /r9k/
Are you taking a piss?