ugh why can't this dynamic exist irl...

oh my fucking god please kill yourself

>>81869957
>oh my fucking god please kill yourself
why

>>81869963
because you're uneducated and have no taste

>>81869969
GYAATTTTATATA

>>81869963
>muh niche fetish
nobody fucking cares, we have so many of these threads exactly like this, it's tiring to read over and over. NOBODY FUCKING CARES, YOU'RE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL OR DIFFERENT AND HAVING THIS FETISH ISN'T SOMETHING WORTH TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER

>>81869969
wdym im uneducated and have no taste...?

>>81869951 (OP)
replace the male with a tranny and it exists (still rare though)

>>81869981
You're uneducated because you don't know the works, life, and times of Robert Crumb and you have no taste because you don't actively enjoy the works of Robert Crumb, based on his life and times.

>>81870011
based crumblover

>>81869951 (OP)
my arms are like that but my shoulders are more broad

>>81870032
can i touch them:?
ur arms?

>>81870062
yeah you can feel it but its just meat and bones

>>81869951 (OP)
wtf where you find this pic of me and my ex

>>81870071
i wanna tiouch them and kiss them

>>81869951 (OP)
when I was like 23 I hooked up with a genuine "muscle mommy" before that term had entered the vernacular
yes she did jerk me off with her bicep
yes i did lick her hard, defined abs
yes i would do it again

>>81871080
why did you break up? It would've been perfect...

>>81871139
It was just a fling, there was a huge lifestyle difference. I was a loser twink and she was literally like vice-president of a company or something. She was really cool though, used to run a record label in the 90s or some shit.

>>81869951 (OP)
fit women only want men fitter than them because they're jerks

>>81871153
I would probably try to adapt
she sounds like the perfect wife to me

>>81869951 (OP)
Having the Shinji build is actually the worst thing ever I wish I was big

>>81869951 (OP)
it does. there are a fair amount of muscle girls who do it because they're sexual assault victims and don't feel safe with taller guys of the same type. if you got their preferences hang around gyms, fitness clubs, and women's sporting events. assuming you're not a creep and share some interests of being active and supportive you will find one eventually. just be respectful and don't expect every girl is going to fit into a specific drawn porn you're lusting at

>>81871218
i just want to be held in her strong arms...

>>81869951 (OP)
I had this dynamic unironically. We were the same height (5'7) but here weight was like 65kg, and mine was 50kg.

t. wristlet bicepslet effeminate boy

>>81871230
being a creep or lusting doesn't mean you want to have sex with them. misogynists can be creeps. psychopaths can be creeps. political beliefs can make you a creep

>>81871258
what was it like?
>>81871260
what makes one a creep then?

>>81871264
I just said anon. it varies to person to person though. one person's creep is another person's turn on. people are complex creatures so be yourself. if there is anything people are attracted to it's being confident and genuine to yourself

>>81869951 (OP)
If you didn't have the blessing of greater variability and male sexual dimorphism, with the mammalian chromosomal arrangement, the females would very likely just kill you or force you to live in permanent exile(hmm..)

Harpy eagles and all other great birds of prey have significantly larger females and they share nests effortlessly without any hostility, their males aren't perceived as foreign because they have an inverted chromosome system (ZW/ZZ) where the female carries the "foreign" DNA, therefore they never developed genetic memory of their immune system trying to destroy genetic material from the male. In the regular arrangement(XX,XY/XX,XO, Diploid/haploid) pair bonding is extremely rare. Species that have foreign male DNA and don't even have dimorphic traits to defend themselves are immediately killed after their genetic material is extracted(spiders, bees, praying mantises)

>>81871280
is this the new incel bait to demoralize because I've seen it posted before

>>81871264
>what was it like?
kinda moms vibes. she was 28, and I was 17. We dated for 3 years. She spotted that I was a virgin, idk how, ig they can smell it. She taught me a lot about relationship and women in general. Overall it was great, good memories.

>>81871280
By the way, this is a harpy eagle, one of the most majestic creatures on this planet. They eat monkeys for breakfast.

>>81871303
>demoralize
Inform. You are not above your mammal nature. Ignoring it completely and escaping into belief systems instead of developing the necessary precautions was and still is the Icarus moment of mankind.

>>81871309
The fem pedos strike again, imagine if the roles were reversed
>ben Shapiro voice

>>81871309
god i wish that were me... If only it lasted...

>>81871204
She had an incredible body that left many women half her age in the dust, but women like her are constantly "Busy" in the same way younger girls aren't - ie she's fucking loads of other guys but also constantly going on business trips etc

>>81871366
actually I met her a month before turning 17.

i wish i was cute so i could have this

>>81869951 (OP)
The muscle girl rapes the fembly when it speaks