Thread 81871221 - /r9k/ [Archived: 254 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:26:44 AM No.81871221
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Robots who have had Chad roommates. Did you ever manage to pull any of his lays in the morning for a quick blowie or something?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:27:45 AM No.81871231
>>81871221 (OP)
accidentally had Chad suck me off
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:40:49 AM No.81871283
Attractive men are sexual black holes, women just swarm around whoever is the most attractive man in the room. If there's a room with three chads, one gigachad, and four women, the women will completely ignore the chads and focus exclusively on the gigachad until they end up in an ffffm fivesome.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:43:58 AM No.81871293
>>81871283
dont act like guys aren't the same
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:47:07 AM No.81871307
>>81871293
lol no guys will try pulling the fat uggo too, most men's standards are "have a vagina" and many of them not even that high
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:54:15 AM No.81871334
>>81871293
Guys talk to whichever woman (or women) isn't already talking to another guy, which is typically none of them since they instantly swarm whoever is the most attractive man. If women were more like men then they would gravitate more towards interacting with unoccupied males and trying to lead things into multiple-male sex. Instead, they actively push other men away so they can exclusively focus on a single one. That behavior is the main reason why male normies are so obsessed with projecting masculinity and competing against other males. They want to seem like the most masculine man present so they can get all the female attention.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:56:26 AM No.81871342
>>81871221 (OP)
god, imagine being her beta servant and massaging her feet, painting her nails, shaving her pussy everytime she comes to fuck your chad roomate and as a reward they let you watch. And if you behave like a really good boy and cook them dinner afterwards, chad might let you clean her up after him.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:58:41 AM No.81871352
>>81871221 (OP)
I used to live in a dorm with a Chad
Dorm rules didnt let us bring any girls over but guy was smart, he just stayed at her place

The very few times we managed to sneak a girl in, she was just chilling with the rest of us so no dice on getting any poon
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:12:42 AM No.81871424
>>81871221 (OP)
Brutal mockery
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:26:19 AM No.81871513
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>>81871283
This isn't always true. I used to be a demichad, and there was this one guy I knew who was a top tier gigachad. The guy literally had movie-star good looks. The funny thing is, anytime I would run into this guy and start talking to him, out of nowhere some girl would start flirting with me outrageously. My theory was that these women would see this guy and walk over like a moth to flame, and then think "Hmmm, that guy is out of my league, but his friend is kinda cute."

Unfortunately I didn't know this guy well enough to test out this theory, he was the cousin of a buddy of mine so I only ran into him occasionally. But it was definitely weird how that always happened on the occasions I ran into him.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:31:42 AM No.81871554
>>81871513
>these women would see this guy and walk over like a moth to flame, and then think "Hmmm, that guy is out of my league
Women don't think that way. They aren't capable of thoughts that are more complex than "ME SEE AMOG, AMOG MAKE VAGEENA FEEL GOOD, ME WANT AMOG". They're wild animals.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:35:45 AM No.81871575
Fortunately, I've never had a room-mate.
Though I don't think it works like that. Non-Chads don't even register to foids.
They'd never throw any crumbs of sex at a non-Chad.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:53:22 AM No.81871680
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>>81871554
Lol, believe what you want dude. I'm sure what you've learned about women from reading incel forums trumps anyone's real life experiences.
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An0nymous
7/18/2025, 12:00:57 PM No.81871729
>>81871221 (OP)
It's so fucking weird. What is wrong with whore?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:25:14 PM No.81871833
>>81871729
Chad (camera man) obviously put her up to it to bully him
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:44:12 PM No.81872972
>>81871513
They could also get to bang the chad on the down-low if they would get with you.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:54:56 PM No.81873063
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>>81871221 (OP)
No, my chad roommate wasn't promiscuous. He had a long term gf and was very loyal to her when we lived together. iirc they have a kid and are engaged now.
Funniest part is that he was just as misogynistic as people here are. We had one roommate that would often bring trashy girls over and they'd frequently flirt with him and it would piss him off.

I still miss that dude, he was fun to hang out with.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:04:40 PM No.81873136
>>81871833
Not chad. It's couple girls making fun of shy boy. In original sound girl crawling to the boy tells him in polish to pat her while other girls filming laugh.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:27:04 PM No.81873294
>>81871221 (OP)
>Robots who have had Chad roommates
I haven't had a Chad roommate per se, but I was best friends with a Chad. In middle school and high school.
>Did you ever manage to pull any of his lays in the morning for a quick blowie or something?
No. All the women that would flock around him were completely uninterested in interacting with me. There was one extremely hot girl that was close with him that I had a longer one-on-one conversation with. Despite it starting of cordially by us talking about our favorite horror movies, by the end of it she got very mean. E.g. she was trying to psychoanalyze me, telling me that I must feel so horrible being friends with such a hot guy that every girl wants, and having zero girls interested in me. I found out later, that she did that, because she got bored talking to me, and became solely interested in pouring salt into what she perceived to be my wounds, and trying to drive a wedge between me and my Chad friend to amuse herself. I just told her that she got it all wrong, and she stopped talking to me very shortly after that.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:31:40 PM No.81874257
>>81871680
Not this anon. When woman see attractive man (in their opinion) her brain blow out they start smiling and act like crazy.