if you were rich enough you would hang out with him - /r9k/ (#81872132) [Archived: 319 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:23:42 PM No.81872132
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I mean this dude is super cool, he knows all these celebrities, hosts these sick ass parties. Who would pass up partying with him?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:25:51 PM No.81872142
I assume jews are evil until I have a reason to believe otherwise.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:26:08 PM No.81872147
>>81872132 (OP)
I wouldn't because I'm not very social and he'd probably be the type to say weird stuff like "grass on the field, play ball" and creep me out by being generally weird
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:30:40 PM No.81872163
I wouldn't be cool or popular enough to get invited.
Like Jeffy would make me pay to gas up his plane and then leave me behind or something
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:37:57 PM No.81872204
Is this how MAGA copes with Trump lying now?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:48:24 PM No.81872265
>>81872132 (OP)
I hate rich people and chads. It's annoying that women love them so much though
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:02:26 PM No.81872336
>>81872132 (OP)
I am writing a story about a guy who wins the lotery and is just hanging around, having a good time, when one rich guy asks him if he has heard of "the thing" that the owner does. And it's basically a rumor here and there "I heard the yatch CEO pay illegals to masturbate him" and after a while the protagonist gets so curious he asks one of these people if "he can see good stuff" then they drive him for 5 hours in the middle of the woods, at night, on a fake road. They take him to a building with a lot of pagan symbols in the gates, in the walls, everywhere. Deep in the woods, but pristine and clean. Is not gonna be eyes wide shut. "OOoooOh it's an orgy" NO. It's fuck up shit. Sex with animals, killing the animals and eating it raw. Naked, illiterate kids dancing. It's a modern day freakshow.
He looks around and see that some people are as disgusted as he is, some celebrities too.
But oh! that's the owner of my bank! Oh! That's the guy who makes my food, my security my this and that.
He can never tell anybody anything because these people absolutely control all of his assets and before leaving, they make him hold pagan objects and take selfies with the kids and they show him the compromising pictures but keep it for themselves. The message was obvious: He's in the list now. We can leak these
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:15:56 PM No.81872414
>>81872204
MIGA can't have israel and zion don implicated
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:50:00 PM No.81873462
>>81872132 (OP)
Most those children would have done the same if they were the ones that grew up rich & powerful, not thay anyone actually cares. So fuck it, why not?
An0nymous
7/18/2025, 4:57:05 PM No.81873518
>>81872132 (OP)
>if you were rich enough you would hang out with him
No
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:31:21 PM No.81873793
>>81872132 (OP)
I saw some guy on Joe Rogan who talked about how he basically engineered his whole image by making freind sith celebrities and giving philanthropic grants to scientists and charities so that he would get these people to hang out and come to parties at his manahattan townhouse
People hung out with him primarily because there was very little benefit not to
If you were a scientist, and he gave you a $4 million grant to fund your research that is the equivalent of 4 years of NIH funding, and all of the work that would be associated with having to keep that funding for those four years
So if the alternative is a grant from picrel and all you have to do is go to some parties why wouldn't you
And if you were a high level person a a large charity or a politician why wouldn't this also sound appealing to you?
Getting donations for you cause and all that's required is going to a party at come guys townhouse? Or going to his private island
Even is something felt off, you would incentives to just look the other way, why risk it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:35:27 PM No.81874289
>>81872132 (OP)
Me, cause i don't want to end up on israel's blackmail list
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:29:01 PM No.81875246
>be a politician
>hang out with him
>have crazy sex and drug parties
>5 months later
>i am fully in support of horrible foreign policy and firmly believe the interests of Israel should be above American national interests
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:30:29 PM No.81875260
If I were a billionaire I would shitpost from a nicer house.