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Anonymous No.81873765 [Report] >>81873767 >>81873768 >>81873770 >>81873774 >>81873778 >>81873779 >>81873781 >>81873782 >>81873786 >>81873788 >>81873791 >>81873823 >>81873881 >>81874236 >>81874402 >>81874934
>ex only bothers to get her fat ass into shape AFTER the relationship ends
Anonymous No.81873766 [Report] >>81873772
Spite is a powerful motivator
Anonymous No.81873767 [Report] >>81873769
>>81873765 (OP)
Good for him and good for her.
I did the same. Girlfriend left me cus I was a fat piece of shit, now I got fit. I now fuck hot trannies while she seems to be happy with a new guy
Anonymous No.81873768 [Report] >>81873787
>>81873765 (OP)
She's going to gain back all the weight when she gets in a relationship, these kinda women always do that.
Anonymous No.81873769 [Report] >>81873771
>>81873767
Seems like she dodges a big old gay bullet
Anonymous No.81873770 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
Because she is actually attracted to her new man.
Anonymous No.81873771 [Report]
>>81873769
And I got to be with hot trannies instead of her (who took stinky poops). We are all winners
Anonymous No.81873772 [Report] >>81873773 >>81873784
>>81873766
spite is temporary, the FAVSTIAN SPIRIT is eternal this is why I'm /fit/ yet I also do caving I will die exploring the unknown to advance the human race and I'll be ridiculously oversized as I do it
bet my ex is mad af fuck you Jessica
Anonymous No.81873773 [Report]
>>81873772
>caving
I find that shit very fascinating but my mild claustrophobia would likely send me into a panic at some point if I tried it
Anonymous No.81873774 [Report] >>81873855
>>81873765 (OP)
why didn't she lose the weight before getting dumped? why are they always lazy in relationship and only start taking care of themselves after a breakup? also judging by her face, she's gonna have a lot of excess skin in her stomach and arms
Anonymous No.81873775 [Report] >>81873777
76392980
Cool relationship thread dumb fucking faggot newfag shitposter
Anonymous No.81873776 [Report] >>81873777
76393001
Your lame jerk off fantasies and faux weight loss mean nothing to anyone. If you're happy fucking dudes that's cool man, just don't expect anyone to besides pedophiles to be cool with you
Anonymous No.81873777 [Report]
>>81873775
>>81873776
Here, you dropped your arrows sir:
>>>>
Anonymous No.81873778 [Report] >>81873783
>>81873765 (OP)
Look at the size of those bazongas. Bro fucked up big time.
Anonymous No.81873779 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
Looks like she learned her lesson
Take care of yourself or your man will get new gf
Anonymous No.81873780 [Report]
Relationships form a comfort zone. You already have the girl/the guy, so why bother being better?
Anonymous No.81873781 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
Yes, they get in shape to get a man and then once they have one they become lazy. Are you just figuring this out?
Anonymous No.81873782 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
Story as old as time. I tried fucking everything to get my ex wife to exercise and look after herself. I mean a decade of literally carrying her into gyms, paying for personal training, classes, expensive gym clothes, home gym, climbing, hiking, swimming, praising her to build confidence, making her jealous to lower it withholding sex for literally 2 years etc etc.

Then after i break up I see she's joined some crossfitesque fitness classes. Still it won't last, I've learned people can't change.
Anonymous No.81873783 [Report]
>>81873778
You’ve never touched tits, huh?
Anonymous No.81873784 [Report] >>81873785
>>81873772
>I will die exploring the unknown to advance the human race
ye bro Nutty Putty guy brought us forward a thousand years thanks to his expedition
Anonymous No.81873785 [Report] >>81873790
>>81873784
of course it's all for naught if you die before reaching the ancient civilization technology, that's why so few dare to attempt it
Anonymous No.81873786 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
don't worry honey - you're gonna get it back with interest lol :D
Anonymous No.81873787 [Report]
>>81873768
ALWAYS
God bless her, knew this girl in the military and it was basically
>was cute out of bootcamp
>got married
>got fat
>got divorced
>got fit
>got married
>had kid
>got fat
>got divorced
>got fit
>had kid
>got fat
>got married
>???

love her but damn just put the fucking fork down
Anonymous No.81873788 [Report] >>81873789
>>81873765 (OP)
Her hair is ugly. looks like animal hair. from a pig or a donkey
Anonymous No.81873789 [Report]
>>81873788
Okay, jeet.
Anonymous No.81873790 [Report] >>81873930 >>81873948
>>81873785
The Denisovans are the cave-dwelling species of the human race. Their technology remains hidden to us.
Anonymous No.81873791 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
>be woman
>want man
>men like fit women
>get fit
>get man
>now that you have man, don't have a reason to stay fit anymore
>or so you thought
>surprise surprise, man who like fit women doesn't want you anymore now that you're no longer fit
Rinse and repeat.
Anonymous No.81873823 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
My ex wife left me for someone with more money. She should've done this instead of having a heart attack. Lmaooooo
Anonymous No.81873855 [Report]
>>81873774
Women are constantly testing to see exactly how much they can get away with. She pushed it over the edge and blew up her relationship and now has to recover to play the same stupid trick on some other man.
Anonymous No.81873881 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
Women get fat in relationships as put punishment to their long-term husband or boyfriend. I've seen how women treat their husbands in real-time. Worse than how they treat men they see everyday.
Anonymous No.81873930 [Report]
>>81873790
just one more nutty putty
Anonymous No.81873948 [Report]
>>81873790
>Their technology remains hidden to us.
not if I get to have a say in this!
Anonymous No.81874236 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
99% of women who post that stuff just want him back
Anonymous No.81874402 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
>ex only bothers to get her fat ass into shape AFTER the relationship ends
Yeah, it's a shame she had no respect for him or herself at the time.
Those TITS though...
Anonymous No.81874934 [Report]
>>81873765 (OP)
We do this because we got out of a relationship we felt safe in. For example, if you go on a date with a girls for the first time, most likely than not, she won't eat as much or as fast as she usually does because she wants to make best impressions and isn't comfortable yet. But then you go on more dates and she feels more comfortable, she'll eat like she normally does. Most girls I've seen get into relationships, even skinny girls, gain some weight because they are happy, and sometimes men love to feed women, for some reason.. even when you refuse.. Some girls even say you're a bad bf if your gf loses weight during the relationship, not including working out btw.

When a woman breaks up, she is overwhelmed with a load of emotions, along with this comes the stress, which in turn makes her lose weight. Or she could start going to the gym because she wants to better herself, forget about her ex, or get back at him and will lose weight.