This except I embrace it

>>81876001 (OP)
Instead of smoking weed in bed he got drunk in bars and killed himself while masturbating.

>>81876330
Yeah I think that guy got him in the end. He always does

One good thing about not smoking weed is you get clearer dreams.

>>81876001 (OP)
I am that nigger and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>81876353
dreams of smoking weed

No wonder he killed himself with such a bullshit attitude to life. Be more like Guy Fieri, learn to love the hustle.

>Bourdain, August 2011: "I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh?' I'm proud of what I do."

>Bourdain, September 2012: "I'm fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he singlehandedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I'm a little pissed off about..."

>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn't? I hear you're the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

>>81876412
in one of those dreams, my friend told me that this was a dream. i panicked, and this would've woken me up, but he calmed me down. we went to a dispensary and bought some weed and blunt wraps.

>>81876524
Bourdain sounds like such a petty bitch from these quotes

>>81876353
not a pro if you ever had persistent nightmares.
like at this point i am entirely unfazed by sleep paralysis.

>>81876596
Well, this is a dream.

>>81876524
>I hear you're the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
god dayum he fucking cooked him better than a master chef

if I embrace it I would be fucking trannies and something way way ilegal and worse, so no thanks.

The cartoons and movies part is good tho