Thread 81876115 - /r9k/ [Archived: 252 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:11:25 PM No.81876115
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Are dog owners (especially urban ones) mentally ill? They buy what is essentially a domesticated wolf, trap it inside a confined space, and also pretend that it's their "fur baby" or family member. These fur babies are constantly barking and causing trouble because you're not supposed to have so many domesticated, territorial wolves packed into one urban environment.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:12:27 PM No.81876122
>>81876115 (OP)
yeah, people who have cats are probably the biggest losers on earth. how could you have such a pathetic social life that you need a cat at home?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:12:28 PM No.81876124
>>81876115 (OP)
I love my dog and she loves me. That's all I'll say about that.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:21 PM No.81876130
>>81876115 (OP)
Dogs are retards cats are better
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:53 PM No.81876135
>>81876122
What's wrong with cats? Cats are clearly better suited to an urban environment, take up less space, can kill mice, and are way lower maintenance.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:17:14 PM No.81876166
>>81876115 (OP)
If you describe things like that, who isn't mentally ill?
Nerds stay inside their house looking at a bright screen 24/7. Degenerates go out to drink venom from a glass bottle and have intercourse with a person that probably has diseases. Salaryman stay on their little cubicle for more than 8 hours daily managing numbers that doesn't exist. And etc.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:17:44 PM No.81876171
>>81876135
cat people are just generally retards.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:18:25 PM No.81876179
>>81876166
I outlined what makes dog owners specifically mentally ill. That includes pretending that a domesticted wolf is a fur baby / child / family member.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:30:16 PM No.81876277
>>81876171
Cat people are generally women and women are generally retarded, so you're right
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:32:21 PM No.81876298
>>81876277
I've never heard of a man who owns a cat.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:34:14 PM No.81876322
>>81876298
They're a minority but they're out there.
It's always the biggest faggots on earth with serious issues, but they're out there.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:41:42 PM No.81876406
I'm convinced most dog owners are zoophiles.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:43:10 PM No.81876422
>>81876135
cats kill everything but mice, those furry fuckers will kill all the birds and critters before they go for a single rodent.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:01:15 PM No.81876641
>>81876277
>>81876298
>>81876322
Dog fags are always seething about cat chads. Also, pick up after your mutt.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:06:48 PM No.81876697
>>81876406
Female owner? Big dog? Quite possible
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:09:58 PM No.81876736
>>81876641
i don't know much about dogs but it's objectively true that owning a cat is the worst possible thing you can do if you want friends or a girlfriend.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:13 PM No.81876740
>>81876277
>single cat ladies
The 1990s called and want their stereotype back
Dogmom stickers pollute every bullshit woman store my wife drags me to.
I like and have both but dogmom is the current loser trend.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:15 PM No.81876741
>>81876115 (OP)
What really frosts my weenie is that these "dog mommies" will literally tongue kiss their dogs right after the beasts finished licking their own assholes or eating their own shit. Disgusting.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:12:32 PM No.81876768
>>81876115 (OP)
Yes. Dogs were farm animals, then modern people tried to make them out to be way more than what they are. For the most part they aren't actually suitable to be around humans. There are far, far too many for them in existence, they should have remained on farms and only have been about as common as horses, sheep, goats, etc. are today.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:14:03 PM No.81876782
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>>81876736
>owning a cat is the worst possible thing you can do if you want friends or a girlfriend.
source?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:15:41 PM No.81876803
>>81876782
the source is people with cats.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:18:18 PM No.81876843
>>81876641
There are no Chad cat owners, it's something only beta faggots do, the type to paint their nails or get fruity tattoos.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:46:15 PM No.81877113
>>81876843
I'm a 6 foot tall white guy with hazel eyes and built like a football player, I prefer cats. They're more graceful and independent.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:14:00 AM No.81877368
>>81876641
I already saw many dog owners that are hunts, meanwhile the biggest "benefit" that cat owners say is the ability of cats eating house insects, which is meaningless since spiders do the same
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:26:12 AM No.81877453
>>81877113
>hazel eyes
Describing your eye color like that is pretty gay
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:30:02 AM No.81877483
>>81876135
>are way lower maintenance
That's a complete lie and you know it. Dogs don't need scratching posts or litter boxes. I'm not trying to pick sides here, but c'mon.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:38:58 AM No.81877578
>>81876135
>What's wrong with cats?
literal invasive species that genocides the environment for no reason other than boredom

redditors

toxoplasmosis

they shit in a box indoors, and no matter where you place it, the entire apartment house will smell of one of the worst shit smells you can eve smell.

they'll walk all over your kitchen counters and cutting boards and pillows after shitting in said shit box

you'll buy them a 500$ scratching post/enrichment tree and they'll instead just claw your furniture
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:46:08 AM No.81877655
>>81877453
t. brown eyes
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:16 AM No.81877701
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i love me dog
i love me cat
i love animals
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:50:50 AM No.81877705
>>81876179
What is wrong with that? Are they harmful? Will they give you diseases? A dog is a living being that appreciates your existence. Are you supposed to treat it as if it wasn't domesticated?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:54:49 AM No.81877731
>>81876768
You've clearly never been close to a work dog. The dogs very much know family members, and can distinguish between friend and foe. Their function is to be suitable around humans. Do you think the first domesticated dogs left their owners unguarded during nighttime?
>as common as horses, sheep, goats, etc. are today
You only need 1 shepherd for a dozen sheep.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:58:48 AM No.81878248
>>81877113
Okay?
You can be tall and built and still be a beta faggot, just look at Markiplier.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:02:57 AM No.81878269
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>>81876115 (OP)
Nah humans have been doing it longer than we had agriculture. We created them. They are in many ways the first biotechnology.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:04:28 AM No.81878286
>>81876768
You are bad at history if you believe this. Ancient humans were buried with their dogs. Ancient Romans made graves and tombs for their dogs. Sorry but reality doesnt validate your bias.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:30:29 AM No.81878467
>>81878248
>famous
>wealthy
>successful
yeah I think Markiplier is pretty alpha. You don't get there without having alpha tendencies. If he was a beta, he'd be a cubicle slave.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:22:38 AM No.81878874
>>81878467
You're out of your mind, or just coping, most successful e-celebs are massive betas.