Imagine being in college (so age 18-21) & working at Subway. Pic related, age 24, is your shift lead. You're in the storage room standing tightly between 2 stacks of boxes, less than a foot of room in front of you and no room behind you. She's gotta squeeze past you, so she turns horizontal and begins sidestepping by snugly, her back to your front. What happens as she squeezes by?

I wake up with a wet feeling in my pants and i shower

>>81877608 (OP)
When I worked in fast food as a delivery driver my coworkers were a morbidly obese 50 year old guy and some arab that was previously convicted for murder. No hot girls squeezing their ass past me, unfortunately

>>81877608 (OP)
I'd listen which no body ever did.

but srsly who the fuck is this fertility goddess

And why the fuck do all the reverse search X links lead to pages that don't exist

>>81877608 (OP)
She feels how small my dick is and gets the ick

>>81877654
What if pic related squeezed her giant ass past you though?

>>81877688
moreofmariah. Her X got suspended very recently.

>>81877696
To be fair, her giant ass would dwarf pretty much any dick.

>>81877608 (OP)
it's you again
Why? anon why do you post that shit constantly?? and why here !?
you should go to /b/ or /trash/ they'll probably be more willing to erp with you,

>>81877783
I've ERPed on /trash/ plenty; it's just they don't seem to take as kindly to IRL/Western cartoon pics compared to anime pics. I don't really do it on /b/ as I don't trust the archives of that board as much as I do this one and /trash/.

Plus I've had successful threads about this niche on this board in the past.

tfw no gf
tfw no job

>>81877688
>goddess
looked her up
she's ugly actually
it's all angles and filters

I think about all the nigger semen that's been pumped into that disgusting bloated shit extruder and resist the urge to powerslam her into the fryolater

>>81877942
still wanna see the subway video though

>>81877608 (OP)
Nothing. My pp is too tiny
Best to know my limits and let it go

i had a pretty manager when i worked at a grocery store. shes married has a kid.

>>81877608 (OP)
I do not care, I'm grabbing a handful of her ass and sexing her

My manager at a fast food place when I was younger liked to bend down and show off her g-string while working and turned around and gave a big smile when she saw was i was looking, of course she also had a bf

>>81877608 (OP)
do white college girls even work fast food anymore?

>>81877608 (OP)
Haven't seen you making one of these threads in months.

>>81877608 (OP)
She reports grooming and feds take me to prison where inmates dislocate my jaw. And the worst part? I was one being groomed.

>>81878596
>she's 3-6 years older
>she initiated contact
>her giant butt steamrolled your dick
>in the moment, she tried to make it seem accidental teasingly
>she was in a position of power over you

Would the feds actually believe she was being groomed?

>>81877608 (OP)
ummmm
probably get a boner o_O

>>81877728
>moreofmariah. Her X got suspended very recently
Does she have vids with dildos and stuff?

>>81877837
>I've ERPed on /trash/ plenty;
where do you usually hang out? I know /gif/ had some erp threads but went no where.
Not a whole lot of IRL erp anons around

>>81878452
This is a good reminder that even ten years ago posters here had 0 interaction with the human world or any clue how people talk or behave in real life

>>81877608 (OP)
God doesnt let cute girls work in heaven because he fucks their asses in his castles. Hey you fucking retards, havent you noticed the talking demon who fucks women in the ass? Dumb pieces of shit.

>>81878944
Mainly this forum and /trash/, sometimes /aco/. For SFW, I'm in /co/ and /v/.

>>81877608 (OP)
I'd recreate the spyro image with that woman, savoring every bite

>>81879493
Nice, where do you hang out over at /trash/? I might be down to do something if you are okay with it

>>81877608 (OP)
Thats like you see a whale that takesbyour boat under shes too fockin big moi8 shes unna take us unda

>>81879755
Dude thays not even a woman. Thats just one of gods clones. God obviously isnt a woman. Dude he films all the porn, you should see what he says. He says what do you want? Then he says, look at that guy outside in the wheelchair. Then he will say, lol im having sex with all your neighbours and not you. Then he says, you little fucking bitch. Then he will look at my face, and tell me im ugly.

>>81880427
/ftt/, /dft/, and /erp/