It's summer time. Prime muff chasing and socializing weather and opportunity. And here we are together on a Friday night. How's your weekend so far, fellow robots?

>>81878740 (OP)
i dont want sex i want money and land im staying a virgin until after marriage and finding a wife who values loyalty like i do

But it's winter. Are you retarded?

>>81878740 (OP)
I have a 325 pound gf who I continuously try to break up with and she just rejects my attempts at breaking up. All I want to do is be alone and play hearts of iron between hibernation sessions. I do not even smoke or drink. Fuck my gay chungus life

>>81878768
So money is the root of all evil according to xtianity but at the same time you don't believe in sex out of wedlock. You are a fucking retard

>>81878740 (OP)
Society owes me a hairy gf who looks like that.

>>81878740 (OP)
who dis?
will dm her and let her know she's mine.

>>81878740 (OP)
Society owes me a gf with a hairy muff but I will never receive one.

>>81878740 (OP)
I'm 34 years old, I'm fat, I'm bald, and I have a wife and kids.

>>81879360
tell her to find you women to fuck.

>>81878740 (OP)
Playing Patapons
Played some Dark Souls IV earlier today
Heat is killing me

>>81879413
Well, that is not very realistic considering I am dating a 325 pound girl to begin with. So she would likely just ignore it and continue powering though. Her parents also text me constantly despite the fact I ignore them and do not respond to any of their texts.

>>81878740 (OP)
It's a Saturday afternoon here
Also, summer here is not a time for going outside and socializing, but for staying outside and running the AC and trying to stay cool; I'm envious of the weather in OP's country