I am too old now and as a result i will never have a girlfriend
how do I cope?

I'm 22 btw

Same. It's over and it never even began. I will cope poorly.

>>81879473 (OP)
>how do I cope?
get a pet cheetah or alternatively, get a mcdonalds big breakfast with hotcakes and a large coffee

>>81879473 (OP)
Rediscover your youthish mirth

>>81879589
there are no mcdonalds where I live and being eaten alive by a cheetah does not sound like a good way to kms
>>81879609
impossible i am way too old

>>81879473 (OP)
>>81879642
How old? Under 60 is young btw. And under 40 is baby-aged.

>>81879661
>How old? Under 60 is young btw. And under 40 is baby-aged.
no it;s not
i am 24
24 is old
once i turn 30 i'm killing myself

>>81879642
>eaten alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3waAOcJkps
you're supposed to snuggle with the cheetah

>>81879686
that's what you say, but it sneaks up on ya

>>81879687
cheetahs are wild animals, not pets

>>81879691
>cheetahs are wild animals
so go back to school, get a degree in biology, and become a conservationist, you asked for copes, and good copes last a life time, this can be your thing for the rest of your existence

>>81879686
>24
You're literally still school-aged.

>>81879702
it will definitely last a lifetime
a short lifetime
fent OD sounds like a better cope honestly
at least i won't die in agony while the cheetah is feasting on my guts
>>81879690
it can sneak up, i don't care
i don't see the point of living like this past 30

>>81879713
>sounds like a better cope honestly
uh cuddling with cheetahs sounds like the better cope, its literally a fluffy cheetah
>feasting on my guts
cheetahs dont eat people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSigQ7Xev4