Thread 81879497

>accidentally cut a woman's head off during work
>don't get in legal trouble cuz it was an accident
>company I work for pays all the fines and bills
>basically I get away with killing a teen girl
>feel really good about it
Am I fucked up in the head? Am I wrong for feeling this way?
Honest replies only please

>>81879497 (OP)
What kind of work would make that a possibility?

>>81879497 (OP)
Based. Hopefully this is a regular occurrence.

>>81879497 (OP)
imagine all the sin you prevented her from committing. it's like you helped her in the end.

>>81879507
I'm a delivery driver but I won't give any more details cuz I don't want to be doxxed

>>81879497 (OP)
Yes, you are fucked up in the head for feeling good about that. You really had to ask a bunch of incels this on 4chan?

>>81879529
Let me guess you drove into her

>>81879497 (OP)
Also think about it this way.
You were very close to being absolutely raped and gaped for the rest of your life by the Man but instead nothing negative happened to you.It would be weird if you didn't feel even a little good.

>>81879529
Oh yeah, I guess car accidents would be the most likely scenario where someone could be decapitated in a way that's considered accidental.

>>81879543
>>81879538
Yeah she was drunk and not old enough to drink or drive (let alone do both) so i don't think I did anything wrong
But I still feel a bit bad cuz if I wasn't driving while she was driving she would still be alive

>>81879497 (OP)
You're absolutely fucked up. I'd feel terrible for doing that

>>81879566
Think about it like this anon: if you didn't kill her she would have died after a while anyways, so if you didn't do it then someone else would have, and they would likely feel much more remorseful than you in doing it. Besides, it's one less roastie polluting the world now.

>>81879566
So you killed a drunk driving thotie? Goid job.

>>81879497 (OP)
There's literally no way. The paperwork and legal bureaucracy alone would render you far too busy to make this type of post. There's no way you cut off a girl's head at work and went home like "oops lol anyway"

>>81879626
He didn't say it was something that happened today.
I mean, it's almost certainly a larp thread, but that isn't the reason to call it a larp thread.

>>81879584
I feel terrible also but also I don't feel bad about it and I don't feel good about it and it's kinda funny and it's just a story I tell people now.
Idk
People on reddit said i feel this way cuz "I'm still processing the trauma" but redditors are fags
I never had any trauma
I just don't feel much about her
She was half Mexican. If that explains things more...
But she had blue eyes also
Oh well whatever

>>81879497 (OP)
It was an accident. You feel good because you weren't unjustly demonized but you feel bad because someone died and you had part in it. It is ok to feel both at once, that's normal. You will only fail if you identify with just one side.

>>81879637
Good, you're a victim of circumstance you shouldn't feel sorry for her.

>>81879497 (OP)
Did she deserve it? Many accidental deaths are to people who had it coming

>>81879700
>>81879664
Idk
Ppl on reddit or irl either tell me I'm horrible or that I did nothing wrong
So I'm confused and sad
But....
Idk never mind

>>81879566
You didn't kill anyone. She's the one that crashed into you and killed herself. You claiming to have killed her is stolen valor from people who had to actually put in the work to behead teen girls.

>>81879497 (OP)
>feel really good about it
I sure as hell hope I never meet you in real life. I'd hate to be your next victim, psycho.

>>81879566
>feel really good about it

>But I still feel a bit bad

You know you feel bad deep down, don't put up a nonchalante facade for le 4chan points. Just because you didn't directly cause a crash doesn't mean you have to be an edgelord about it.

>open up arcanine after a sleepfull night
>expect some comfy neet threads
>see this
what the fuck