Thread 81880349 - /r9k/ [Archived: 271 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:05:16 AM No.81880349
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What's the craziest thing that happened at your high school?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:17:01 AM No.81880406
The Organized Crime came for a guy, the Principal tried to stop them, she got a bloody nose and a year of Hospitalization.

Fat bitch got lucky; she didn't get shot.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:20:34 AM No.81880431
>>81880349 (OP)
My friend had a kid with a girl the year below us.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:25:35 AM No.81880470
>>81880406
What high school kid is with the mob?

Was it the mob or just some small time nigger gang?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:28:19 AM No.81880494
>>81880349 (OP)
students performed an abortion on some hispanic girl in the basement level
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:30:34 AM No.81880518
>>81880431
Yo some dude was known for fucking a freshman in the ass(sophomore not even bad) and then he fucked her in the pussy got her pregnant and killed himself, she still had the kid. Nobody can top this i got more.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:34:47 AM No.81880550
>>81880406
>>81880431
>>81880494
>>81880518
Where the fuck did you guys go to school? Iraq?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:36:13 AM No.81880558
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>>81880349 (OP)
one guy kicked the vending machine cuz something got stuck and he shattered the glass in front and had to pay like 300 euros in reparations
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:47:18 AM No.81881265
>>81880349 (OP)
Our desks had baskets underneath to put books or whatever. One of the welds on mine came loose and I could flick it with my foot to make a deep rumble sound that seemed like it was coming from the floor. I would only do it occasionally to avoid getting caught. One day I did it non stop for 2 minutes and the teacher was going around the room and classrooms next door to find the sound. Even the teacher on the floor below came up to try to figure out the sound.

Also a black dude randomly started making gorilla sounds during lunch and ran through several glass doors.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:06:12 AM No.81881356
>>81880349 (OP)
Nothing really too crazy happened at mine or at least to the point it became school gossip. It was a fairly boring highschool where most of us just smoked weed and cigs. Random wannabe gangbanger violence that never went anywhere. Had our drama teacher go crazy when her husband left her and she stopped coming in
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:10:06 AM No.81881374
>>81880349 (OP)
Three different seniors in one class each made a bomb-threat joke and got arrested within a week of graduation.
One of the teachers got caught embezzling 1.5mil from the federal government
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:15:19 AM No.81881399
>>81880470
Mexican, the very first gen when Narcos started to take over the whole country.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:16:50 AM No.81881407
>>81880550
Mexico, Tampico Tamaulipas year 2008
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:17:00 AM No.81881408
A dude got arrested on the last day of our freshmen year because he was allegedly planning to shoot up the school. The motherfucker wore leather jackets and dusters and was bullied. I know it sounds like a cliche but thats how fucking gay columbine wannabes are.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:22:00 AM No.81881433
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>>81880349 (OP)
one kid tried to stand atop a moving car, fell off and legitimately splattered on the pavement, his gf was a sobbing mess lmao. another time there was also a shooting and i was stuck in the bathroom that had no door during the lockdown. fun times!
i dont miss my hometown at all.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:39:34 AM No.81881516
>>81880550
south western united states
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:51:59 AM No.81881579
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>>81880349 (OP)
In my third-world high school? A bunch of bandits, armed to the teeth with machine guns, burst in and kidnapped a rich kid to hold him for ransom. Crazy stuff, the guys managed to stop traffic by parking a bus sideways across all six lanes of the road that led up to the school.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:27:11 AM No.81881776
>>81881408
Mine also had a wannabe school shooter but he dressed like an old man instead of an edgelord. He wasn't really bullied either, he just hated everyone.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:33:40 AM No.81881804
>>81880349 (OP)
Some rough kid got in trouble, and the teacher asked to talk to his parents. The kid's dad was some small-time criminal, so this wasn't going to end well.
The dad came by after school one day with his son. Instead of sitting down and discussing things like adults, the dad pinned the teacher against the wall and got the son to beat up the teacher
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:37:44 AM No.81881825
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>>81881804
you just reminded me of a time in my high school years where a teacher and student had a fight in the womens bathroom, my least favourite teacher in fact. i just couldnt help but laugh when she was yelling for help, because she was mean and treated everybody like shit. she had it coming.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:40:02 AM No.81881837
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>>81880349 (OP)
>student put a live chicken on the school building's rooftop
>pregnant 7th grader (13 years old)
>student crashed into a tree and died while smuggling drugs
>history teacher's car was trashed and she wanted to sue the kid who did it
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:41:43 AM No.81881845
>>81880349 (OP)
We had one suicide in my grade, one teacher died from cancer, one got expelled for being a pedo, one art teacher heroed by going to the local forest and never coming back, the class of my sister bullied a future teacher so hard that he quit in his last year of uni/probation period
An0nymous
7/19/2025, 11:44:30 AM No.81881863
>>81880349 (OP)
Nothing, it was boring a high school