>be me this morning heading to work
>not feeling good but fuck it we ball
>goto fart
>notafart.jpeg
>speed to the nearest gas station which was like 15 minutes away because i live in the middle of nowhere
>bust through the doors >immediately ask for the bathroom key
>lady says "bathroom is closed right now"
>saying shes needs to stock it and idk some other bullshit "i just got here"
>i go "please its kinda important i need to go in there"
>she replies with "thats none of my business"
>promptly fuck off and leave

like actually what the fuck is your problem? please die

where's the degenerate part? did you at least rape her? what kind of greentext is this

>>81883762 (OP)
Make fun of the indians all you want but when shit really hits it should be legal to unload wherever necessary. Everyone gets three strikes.

>>81883810
He shit his pants

>>81883890
finally i can rest satisfied

>>81883872
i think in the netherlands or something its illegal to deny somebody from going into your house if they say they need to use the bathroom