>teacher
>have summer off
>feel great
Why aren't you a teacher again?

can't stand kids, have no patience for dumb people, suck at teaching

lots of reasons

>>81885425 (OP)
because I fucking hate people, children even more so

>>81885425 (OP)
i will never be hired to wear a dress shirt

How can you afford to not work for 3 months? I highly doubt you are not working somewhere else

>>81885450
most staff who don't work year round can opt to stretch their pay over 12 months instead (but that means less money per check)

>>81885450
I'm 27 and I found out last year I made $64,000+ dollars after taxes just working as a teacher.
I'm not even in a blue state, I'm in Arizona.
Basically during the school year I have the District shave a little off the top of each check, and when June hits I get $10,000 to last me until we're back late August.

because i am something of a violent man and if some fourteen year old decided to talk back to me in the middle of a shit day I can 100% see myself going directly to jail as a consequence of my actions

>>81885425 (OP)
Because it's a female-dominated field and I live in a blue state so I'll probably get metoo'd by staff or students. There's already precedent for it. Plus I would have to figure out ways to get students not to use AI to cheat.
I would also have to pick up another job because the benefits for being a teacher suck ass here.

>Having to grade shit all the time
>Dealing with dumbass kids all the time
>Have to be at work at like 6am
Nah not work 3 months off. I would rather teach at college.

>>81885478
>Plus I would have to figure out ways to get students not to use AI to cheat.
who gives a shit? they're cheating themselves, just show up and collect the paycheck

>>81885450
I'm a Special Education Teacher
I had a weekend job for about two years where I was a weekend bookkeeper at a local grocery store
I liked it a lot, paid only about 3k after taxes though, was just nice fun money, but never having a day off was beginning to wear on my sanity a little
Somehow I convinced people into electing me union president which will net me an additional $10,000 (assuming the new Executive Board votes for it)
I will now work only from 8 AM to 12 PM every morning and be released from my campus to do "presidential duties"
It's a sweet life. Even when working my regular day I love the job so much it doesn't feel like work.

>>81885425 (OP)
I wish I was a teacher and could take summers off in Japan

>>81885524
What does the teacher's union even do

>>81885450
>How can you afford to not work for 3 months?
get a load of this poorfag
If I lost my job I can coast for about 6 years

>>81885478
>Plus I would have to figure out ways to get students not to use AI to cheat.
Why? Just let em, school's a joke, none of it matters