>hey anon, mind explaining this 10 year employment gap?

>>81885647 (OP)
>I was terminally ill. I got better.
There. That's it.

ahh, no, sorry, I'm just here to buy weed

>>81885647 (OP)
I was providing around the clock care for my sick grandmother, she sadly passed away a couple weeks ago

There is no 10 year employment gap. I was working for all these companies throughout that time and you're just going to have to take my word for it if you want me to mine shekels for you Mr. Goldsteinwitz

i was working for the government
sorry but i had to sign an nda and cant give you any details

>>81885647 (OP)
i was sleping

>>81885647 (OP)
I was discovering myself

>>81885647 (OP)
i was taking a shower

you can make up small businesses who went under during corona

>>81885647 (OP)
>No I won't. Next question.
>"b-but anon"
>Next. FUCKING. Question.

>>81885647 (OP)
I was working illegally.

>>81885647 (OP)
>Prison. Aggravated Rape of the last hiring manager that refused my application.

>>81885647 (OP)
Pulls out a gun and blows his head off and send the picture to his wife and kids

>>81885647 (OP)
i been trying to se the gooning record

but I have had to attempt it over and over again

they say consistency is key to achieving ur goals

c:

I was an uber driver

>>81885647 (OP)
Failed to kill myself for 10 years

>>81887728
This is how you know I'll be an incredible employee

only 4 years for me currently but i've been thinking about how to handle this question and honestly either i must admit that i was ill but not go into further details or i must make up a lie

>>81885647 (OP)
If you're applying for a shit tier retail or food service job just lie about having a similar job. They aren't bothering to verify employment history for these kinds of positions. If it's something like IT help desk or data entry tell them you're an independent contractor and looking to get into something more stable.

>>81887875
some of us don't wanna do waggie jobs nigger

>>81885647 (OP)
the local HR cabal has had it out for me ever since i laughed and walked out of the room when one of them said i needed a covid jab for a minimum wage janitorial job

>>81885647 (OP)
I was sleeping, sorry

>>81885647 (OP)
>jobs are gay as fuck but i need money because i cant just go off grod without a ton of preparation and knowledge

yes that is the time in which i did not have a job

>>81885647 (OP)
>not lying on your cv
they lie to you so fuck it

>>81885647 (OP)
I raped OP and interviewers for 10 years

I was, uh, returning some video tapes

>>81885647 (OP)
Signed an NDA, can't talk about it.