>drinking water is wild
>eating food is crazy
>breathing air is insane
>bro really thought he was cooking *skull emoji*
How do you respond without sounding middle-aged?

>>81885847 (OP)
That broccoli haircut is so ugly

>>81885847 (OP)
>>drinking water is wild
nobody says this.
>>eating food is crazy
nobody says this.
>>breathing air is insane
nobody says this.
>>bro really thought he was cooking *skull emoji*
it's a good figure of speech.

>>81885857
Then why he gets to fuck 35 yo millennial women?

>>81885847 (OP)
>fr fr no cap yo
>C-CHAT, A-AM I C-COOKED
kek, faggot generation

>>81885866
because nobody else will fuck them?

>>81885871
Or is it because zoomers are more masculine than millennials? Think about that during your next jerk off session

>>81885857
all haircuts and hair styles are ugly. just remember there was a time when powdered wigs were considered cool. real good hair is silky smooth, volumetric and wavy NOT curly and it looks good and appropriate no matter which era you are in

>>81885927
the masculine trait is fucking younger women, not older ones who are way less picky

>>81886051
You get none, zoomers bet both.

>>81886121
>zoomers
>approaching women let alone fucking them

>>81885847 (OP)
My go to was to mock them for their stupid slang and absurdum. I guess a lot of other millennials did that as well, because then it became a trend to say as much brainrot slang at once.

>>81886138
Women approach zoomers because they're so handsome

>How do you respond without sounding middle-aged?
Tell him to stop doing meth.

you don't respond. you ignore. that's how you respond when somebody significantly younger than you hassles you. they do not warrant a response.

>>81885847 (OP)
"That's nice, dear" or "bless your heart" and you go on with your day