Thread 81886360 - /r9k/ [Archived: 202 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:32:12 PM No.81886360
11111324213
11111324213
md5: 15e65f04f68385525b3636c4e7d5c7ab🔍
Sam Hyde really is just a petulant child with daddy issues who discovered defensive irony.
>Gets outwitted by a 62 year old
>Seethes and trashes the studio, wrestles old man
>Embarrasses his friends
>Pretends its just a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
Replies: >>81886430 >>81886454 >>81886467 >>81887025 >>81887042 >>81887050 >>81887323 >>81887396 >>81887527 >>81888103 >>81888127 >>81888232 >>81889028 >>81889047 >>81889314 >>81889395 >>81889476 >>81889486 >>81889692 >>81890974 >>81891421 >>81891597 >>81891887 >>81892187 >>81892424 >>81892438
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:40:12 PM No.81886430
>>81886360 (OP)
The way Sam started acting reminded me exactly of the type of bullying behaviour I would see in elementary school, it was a desperate attempt for him to reclaim some sense of control and dominance over the situation but because he is a grown man it just looks pathetic. Like Sam regressed to an 11 year old schoolyard bully for a few minutes because he lost control of the situation, and then obviously regretted it. Might be Sam's most embarrassing moment.
Replies: >>81887516
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:42:03 PM No.81886452
Why do you seethe so much about an internet comedian OP
Replies: >>81887024 >>81889006
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:42:17 PM No.81886454
>>81886360 (OP)
Long time MDE fan here, not sure why people are trying to astroturf this as Sam's worst moment ever.
This Harland guy isn't funny and comes off as a total fruitcake. The only actually entertaining part is when Sam flips his desk.
Replies: >>81886487 >>81886822 >>81887044 >>81889513 >>81891545 >>81893181
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:44:18 PM No.81886467
>>81886360 (OP)
Usually Sam is the puppetmaster in these situations.
Replies: >>81886983
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:45:57 PM No.81886487
>>81886454
Harland was hilarious you dickriding faggot. Sam lost it after everyone cracked up at his cunnilingus line.
Replies: >>81886877 >>81886992
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:22:33 PM No.81886822
>>81886454
>MDE fan
honest question why do you simp for a 40yr old washed up "comedian"? what compeled you in life to form a parasocial relationship with a jew grifter that constantly abuses people weaker than him and is friends with literal sociopathic losers?
Replies: >>81886916 >>81891605
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:27:35 PM No.81886877
>>81886487
Harland punking that faggot damiel was great too, not enough people take potshots at the useless glazing wiggers around sam
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:31:49 PM No.81886916
>>81886822
>parasocial
>abuse
>sociopathic losers
You talk like a woman.
Replies: >>81887062 >>81890999
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:38:51 PM No.81886983
>>81886467
We're just watching what happens when this "comedian" is forced to improvise.
You can even see him get desperate and try to steal Harlan's paper with questions at 20:36 and failing

https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?si=5jzyUmZk1lSToa9d&t=1236
Replies: >>81892263
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:39:49 PM No.81886992
>>81886487
Whats funny about an annoying boomer saying random shit every 5 mins
Low IQ retard
Replies: >>81887006 >>81887010
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:41:29 PM No.81887006
8m09s
8m09s
md5: 29d998ee1001a11b1c0877386060a6ce🔍
>>81886992
He's not gonna fuck you bro.
Replies: >>81887078
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:41:59 PM No.81887010
>>81886992
His "random" shit is just burying Sam's pathetic attempts to be edgy or control the direction of the Pod. Harlan just knew how to get under the skin of a guy like Sam.
Replies: >>81887078
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:40 PM No.81887024
>>81886452
>comedian
Really stretching the definition of comedian
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:43:49 PM No.81887025
>>81886360 (OP)
surprise as unhinged internet retard is retarded
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:45:03 PM No.81887042
>>81886360 (OP)
>Sam laughs at Damiel
>"we dont laugh at friends here sam"

>tells joke about catholic priests raping
>"...you mean a public school teacher?"
>Let me tell the story

>you look raped

>do you like nature sam?

>ripe and tight

Not only did Harland come prepared it sounds like he watched enough of Sam's material to hit him where it hurts. Its incredible how flustered he got by someone who didn't get shocked and offended by Sam's usual pol shtick. I could almost feel bad for Sam if he hadn't done the same exact things to Idubbz.
Replies: >>81890259
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:45:06 PM No.81887044
>>81886454
think the worst moment in his career was when he shot up sandy hook to be honest, not a great sam moment for sure.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:46:01 PM No.81887050
>>81886360 (OP)
Sam established physical dominance and owned the bad faith boomer host.
Replies: >>81887446
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:47:22 PM No.81887062
>>81886916
>he doesn't communicate exclusively with thumping his chest and pulling lesser males into the gorilla nest
You talk like a tight and ripe woman lol
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:48:45 PM No.81887078
>>81887006
I dont like Sam Hyde
This is like the never has been podcast

>>81887010
I saw an unfunny Jew boomer that just kept talking over his guest and you guys are proclaiming it the funniest thing ever and the other guy owned
The guy that got owned was the one who got manhandled and his set trashed I have respect for the guy that did that

Do you tards like late night hosts cause this format is so outdated and annoying
Replies: >>81887117 >>81887428 >>81887455
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:52:50 PM No.81887117
12846194
12846194
md5: 566b8bcc090c560a9f7676eea29adac2🔍
>>81887078
>I dont like Sam Hyde
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:15:46 PM No.81887323
>>81886360 (OP)
Sam is a comedy GOD. Boomer harland got destroyed.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:23:04 PM No.81887396
>>81886360 (OP)
>Literally who eceleb
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:26:21 PM No.81887423
Interestingly were talking on Pgl about how they were going to find some hapless boomer to collectively ridicule .
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:26:57 PM No.81887428
>>81887078
>I dont like Sam Hyde
>I saw an unfunny Jew boomer
go back to pole soilennial
Replies: >>81888200
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:28:03 PM No.81887446
>>81887050
so if sam were to rape you, you would call him your superior alpha is what you're saying
Replies: >>81887466
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:29:12 PM No.81887455
10m51s
10m51s
md5: 76c2cefff309349034cb027af12d1119🔍
>>81887078
I'm going to post a timestamped screenshot of Nick cracking up at something Harland just said every time you pretend you're not a Sam Hyde dickrider
Replies: >>81888200
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:30:53 PM No.81887466
>>81887446
why are you fantasizing about gay rape, dude?
do you do this often?
Replies: >>81887485
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:32:47 PM No.81887485
>>81887466
you're the one who always brings it up. but for some reason when you say "the weak should fear the strong..." you're not thinking of yourself as being possibly weaker than anyone for some reason
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:35:52 PM No.81887516
IMG_5889
IMG_5889
md5: 86dae92d1bbbe6afa276966150b8e644🔍
>>81886430
He behaved like a nigger desu
Replies: >>81887539
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:37:07 PM No.81887527
>>81886360 (OP)
if you are a powerful guy people will try to roll over and appease you. sam proves this. this is literally at the very least 50% of what sam is, him imposing himself on others. If he was 5'7 he'd look like a yapping, ugly, pathetic chud.

he's not 'funny' per se. nothing he intentionally says is funny. he's funny when he's acting like the retarded manchild he is.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:38:36 PM No.81887539
>>81887516
he is one
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:32:26 AM No.81888103
342644534
342644534
md5: 123600a0890a63e31d91b5cc1b57053b🔍
>>81886360 (OP)
>Wants Sam to behave like an ape
>Sam chimps out
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:35:31 AM No.81888127
>>81886360 (OP)
I'm glad people are waking up to how much of a dipshit this guy is
Replies: >>81888154
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:38:30 AM No.81888154
>>81888127
>i'm homosex and I don't like that Sam made fun of my lifestyle
Replies: >>81888176 >>81888182 >>81888197
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:40:36 AM No.81888176
>>81888154
>If I keep defending sam he will finally have sex with me
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:41:13 AM No.81888182
>>81888154
sam is a homosexual pederast
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:42:52 AM No.81888197
>>81888154
I'm completely straight and would aim a projectile firing device at that guys cranium if he tried to attack me for real
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:42:54 AM No.81888200
>>81887428
>>81887455
I dont care jew lover
You people suck the inner anus of anyone that is seen to dunk on your least faves

Thats lame normie shit
Replies: >>81888242 >>81888247 >>81888420
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:45:34 AM No.81888232
>>81886360 (OP)
sam hyde was funny for like five minutes but nerds on the internet would have you believe he was the next kinison
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:46:04 AM No.81888242
>>81888200
>Everyone who doesn't like my favorite e-celeb is jewish
You just cant stop glowing
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:46:14 AM No.81888247
>>81888200
it baffles me that people dont know sammy boi is jewish lmao at u
Replies: >>81888350
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:54:47 AM No.81888335
Sam's fan boys defend him so hard when honestly this is just going to blow over and nobody will be talking about it next month. Just let people have their laugh at him making a fool of himself. Its what he wants. He wants to make people laugh and he doesn't care how. The infamy and the attention does more to support his career than to tarnish it. So settle down hyde dick riders you dont need to shill for him. His wigger interns will do that for him.
Replies: >>81889298
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:55:39 AM No.81888350
>>81888247
wasn't this just a bit? i thought him being jewish was something he said for a stand-up set
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:02:10 AM No.81888420
16m26s
16m26s
md5: 71d46ade9f384252cfb2c021eb4afcc4🔍
>>81888200
>post another screenshot of the people I totally don't know or like laughing at the guy who totally isn't funny!
okay
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:59:00 AM No.81888934
essentially everybody in this thread is a faggot who is emotionally invested in internet comedians. just arguing over who's overemotional take based on certain predispositions are valid when in fact they will never change their mind on anything because they are over emotional faggots. such is /r9k/ always.

as a long time mde fan this was clearly a blunder on sam's part. i dont think this will be a very big deal in the long run so long as sam cuts his losses and does not try to get any "get back". things like this blow over so long as you let them. this is the truth chronically online sam haters cannot face. this is also a definitive L on sam's part. this is the truth chronically online sam meatriders cannot face. you should all commit japanese ritual suicide.
Replies: >>81888980
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:04:25 AM No.81888980
>>81888934
Wow, a whole post just to say "both sides are mad, but I, the enlightened MDE fan, am above it all (but also definitely have a strong opinion and demand everyone die violently)." Imagine thinking you're the voice of reason while unironically ending with "you should all commit Japanese ritual suicide." Bro you are not a neutral observer-you're just another emotionally unstable foot soldier with better grammar.
Replies: >>81888993
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:06:18 AM No.81888993
>>81888980
because why are they mad over internet comedians? also telling people to commit japanese ritual suicide isn't exactly the most serious statement.
Replies: >>81889007
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:37 AM No.81889006
>>81886452
>saar why u seething about sam? sam is based saar
>time to post #4108480th fishtank thread sirs
Replies: >>81889032
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:07:47 AM No.81889007
>>81888993
We get it...you're the rational one. Just with Tourette's.
Replies: >>81889023
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:09:25 AM No.81889023
>>81889007
i don't really get what you're trying to say here. "you said swear words on /r9k/. also you're trying to act superior to me, or something." you might possibly have an overactive limbic system.
Replies: >>81889060
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:10:34 AM No.81889028
>>81886360 (OP)
Someone give me a tldr.

I'm not watching an hour of this
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:10:44 AM No.81889032
>>81889006
The guy who uses mock Indian call center syntax to deflect criticism is calling other people NPCs. Bro you sound like GPT-2 after a stroke.
Replies: >>81889043
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:11:33 AM No.81889043
>>81889032
genuinely i know someone who does this shit and he's a femboy on the 'cord. they're 100% all like that.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:12:09 AM No.81889047
>>81886360 (OP)
Why hasn't unc gotten married and started a family
Replies: >>81889068 >>81889743
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:14:07 AM No.81889060
>>81889023
yes, textbook case of limbic system overload. classic defense mechanism after eating shit in public.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:15:53 AM No.81889068
>>81889047
Because he's
>ugly
>bisexual
>only into girls if under 18
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:19:57 AM No.81889092
I thought it was pretty funny
>sam losing his patience
>Harland brings out the little 3d printed cuts of salmon
>"Can you show us your Cunnilingus techniques?"
>spends several minutes asking same if he's into nature
>"You know gorillas build nests every night"
>Sam flips his desk over
>Wrestles with Harland
>"I thought your back hurt"
>Nick in the corner wishing he hadn't showed up that day

I thought it was pretty par for the course for Sam, he managed to find the place between being funny and making everyone uncomfortable just like he always does.

>"Can we avoid the Jewish question?"
>Pretends to start the podcast over again
>Plays shitty intro music
Replies: >>81889096
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:20:50 AM No.81889096
>>81889092
I liked how he managed to get Harland to say HH.
Replies: >>81889106 >>81889109
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:22:25 AM No.81889106
>>81889096
>Harland highway
>"Ah, HH"
>"yes, HH"
>Harland realizes a moment later what he just said
>"SH, for same hyde"

lmao
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:23:14 AM No.81889109
>>81889096
I like how he got sam to chimp out
Replies: >>81889157
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:24:00 AM No.81889112
Does Sam have any fans over the age of 25 with a strong father figure in their life
Replies: >>81889161 >>81889306 >>81889347 >>81889399
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:30:57 AM No.81889157
>>81889109
Sam was planning to do it from the start. Watch the video, you can see him nudging the desk a bit to assess how easy it is to flip over. Of course, exactly when he'd do it wasn't pre-planned, but he did plan to flip it.
Replies: >>81889345
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:31:13 AM No.81889161
>>81889112
There's a girl I know that likes him.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:46:40 AM No.81889298
>>81888335
It makes more sense when you understand that his fans have no male role model, the few I've met were literally from a single mom household, so they basically need Sam to be their daddy like the faggots they are.
Replies: >>81889316
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:47:41 AM No.81889306
>>81889112
Not one, only feminized men and mentally ill women like that big ugly nigger.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:48:44 AM No.81889314
>>81886360 (OP)
I don't find Harland funny at all, but the way he got under Sam's skin actually cracked me up, had me laughing at that idiot.
I feel sorry for Nick and Charls but they continue to latch onto him so they kind of asked for it.
Replies: >>81889460
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:48:58 AM No.81889316
>>81889298
I get kids that look up to Andrew Tate cause he's surrounded by luxury cars, hot women and he's super fit. But why would they look up to Sam as a role model?
Replies: >>81889330 >>81889347 >>81889399 >>81889740
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:50:21 AM No.81889330
>>81889316
Because they're not grifting feds like you trying to manufacture consensus lmao. You have the same speech patterns in every message, half of this thread is you, dude.
Replies: >>81889399 >>81889526
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:52:11 AM No.81889345
>>81889157
Something I noticed was how slowly he flipped it and that even Erick kind of grabbed it and helped set it down gently resulting in no real damage being done to it.

Everything about the interaction can best be described as awkward. There just wasnt any chemistry between them and I think it got under Sam's skin when Harland made Sam's people laugh.

The only real bitch move on Harlands part was editing out Sam's promotions and plugs and certain segments where sam was saying things too spicy for YouTube.

It also seemed like Sam was not doing too great at improv. He kept getting stuck.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:52:32 AM No.81889347
>>81889112
33, strong father figure, I like Sam Hyde's comedy somewhat but I really like his longer talks about more serious subjects, especially when he demolishes hateful people like the ones trying to bring millions of jeets here to replace American workers.

>>81889316
I wouldn't view Sam Hyde as a role model. I'd view him more as a Diogenes type. You can listen to what a person like that has to say, but you shouldn't copy their lifestyle. You shouldn't copy Tate's either, for that matter, unless you lack a chin like he does, maybe.
Replies: >>81889384 >>81889404
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:57:45 AM No.81889384
>>81889347
you are now my gf
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:59:04 AM No.81889395
>>81886360 (OP)
This board really is full of trannies who didn't make it on /lgbt/, isn't it?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:59:30 AM No.81889399
>>81889330
Why are his fans retarded schizos
>>81889316
And
>>81889112
Are my only replies
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:00:16 AM No.81889404
>>81889347
Personally I think he was at his peak before he decided to inject politics and Jews into everything. Probably his funniest work was "Billy and the clown" and a few of his other written pieces like "how I survived high-school" where even though he mentions politics and mocks them its not the sole focus of the work. Many of his sketches on adult swim fall into this category too where they were genuinely really funny when they weren't overly political and instead made a humorous observation about the absurdities of life.

To me it seems like Sam and Co. Undermined their own comedic talent with getting too political. Its the same with lefty comedians who inject politics into their act. People get tired of it, they hear about that enough in their day to day they dont want to hear it when they are trying to have a laugh.
Replies: >>81891848
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:07:49 AM No.81889460
w3132637886483
w3132637886483
md5: 2028838044f431e94741e21bf15844d8🔍
>>81889314
>I don't find Harland funny at all
Replies: >>81889512
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:10:47 AM No.81889476
>>81886360 (OP)
>incel gets bullied in school
>copes with steroids and being an asshole
>loses the respect of assholes
What's his end game?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:12:06 AM No.81889486
>>81886360 (OP)
Real talk what would sam have done if the table was bolted down.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:16:37 AM No.81889512
>>81889460
I wish I was lying, I've listened to 2 of his podcasts before for the guest, I've seen him on Kill Tony a handful of times, and it has been a painful experience every time.
I wouldn't have even watched this episode if OP hasn't of made this thread since I didn't know about Sam's pathetic chimpout.
Replies: >>81889521
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:17:08 AM No.81889513
>>81886454
smug basedjak blue and yellow badge that says #1 SAM HYDE GLAZER
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:18:25 AM No.81889521
8738273482
8738273482
md5: e0ed9df59e6acd84c7605f52d0111d66🔍
>>81889512
>I wish I was lying
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:18:57 AM No.81889526
>>81889330
This would imply that the feds care about Sam and want to make people dislike him, something he's perfectly capable of doing for himself.
Maybe you should take your meds and ask your mom for your dad's number.
Replies: >>81889532 >>81889590
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:20:02 AM No.81889532
>>81889526
That's what male loneliness epidemic does to a mf
Replies: >>81889590
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:26:35 AM No.81889590
>>81889526
>>81889532
same speech patterns again + quoting youtube terminology like "male loneliness epidemic". fed.
Replies: >>81889680 >>81889721 >>81889751
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:38:59 AM No.81889680
>>81889590
you are gay
shut up
everyone that disagrees with me is a fed and the same person
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:40:26 AM No.81889692
>>81886360 (OP)
https://youtu.be/YvcUQI6gAaI?si=iwrks0sztgN2jYzc

https://youtu.be/XRf_XkgtKv8?si=_gx_1aenb_7KHm-B

These are really good.
Replies: >>81889707
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:42:40 AM No.81889707
>>81889692
>extensive complaining and meandering but aesthetic + he thinks jews are bad
Replies: >>81889721 >>81889722 >>81891629
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:43:46 AM No.81889721
>>81889590
>>81889707
Same speech patterns, schizo
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:43:49 AM No.81889722
>>81889707
It's more than that but you aren't here to talk in good faith.
Replies: >>81889736
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:46:36 AM No.81889736
6ae52b23a284afd0c96dd88ad56d256f
6ae52b23a284afd0c96dd88ad56d256f
md5: de5bee1baee0470e1a6a95312408d8e5🔍
>>81889722
The only good faith I speak of is my faith our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:47:16 AM No.81889740
>>81889316
I don't think anyone looks up to him as a role model, they just find somethings he does funny. His content is hit or miss, always has been.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:47:35 AM No.81889743
>>81889047
his videogame bro
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:49:22 AM No.81889751
Screenshot_20250719_214558_Chrome
Screenshot_20250719_214558_Chrome
md5: fcb090f7c8cfad581931f47a67eed0ae🔍
>>81889590
I hope Sam sees this bro. You're such a good girl
Replies: >>81889759 >>81889780
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:51:13 AM No.81889759
>>81889751
oh stop don't make me blush
Replies: >>81889773
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:54:26 AM No.81889773
>>81889759
get a fucking life m8
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:54:55 AM No.81889780
7489299235
7489299235
md5: 6a5db71f3e45cfe00ed6d15fce3e1621🔍
>>81889751
This is a lie.
All posters are me.
Replies: >>81889868
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:08:53 AM No.81889868
>>81889780
i am confused. Photoshop?
Replies: >>81889884
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:12:43 AM No.81889884
>>81889868
He probably just edited the html in some vain attempt to show how easy it is to fake (You)s in order to call you out despite me being the other person.
He's outed himself as a retarded dickrider obsessed with another man, I'm not sure why you keep replying to him.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:11:14 AM No.81890259
Gun-marky
Gun-marky
md5: b63ac4c6b45a8457a4a1a866e152b24b🔍
>>81887042
>>ripe and tight
I just realised that this is probably a marky reference lol
Replies: >>81890279
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:14:59 AM No.81890279
>>81890259
i don't get the ref
Replies: >>81891337
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:15:39 AM No.81890284
open-uri20150422-12561-143r2wd_dc989493
open-uri20150422-12561-143r2wd_dc989493
md5: d856bf3135d2a6d77cb60f09d91288cf🔍
Sam Hyde will never do anything as good as this and he knows it.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:36 AM No.81890876
The way Sam behaved after he flipped the desk over was what was awkward and unfunny, I had to stop watching due to the cringe
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:54:54 AM No.81890974
>>81886360 (OP)
Sam always struck me as a guy who failed at some point in his life an instead of picking up the pieces and moving on he just got stuck and decided to make himself feel better by hating people. I don't really dislike him, I more just pity him
Replies: >>81891347
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:24 AM No.81890999
>>81886916
you pee like a woman
Replies: >>81891178
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:27:12 AM No.81891178
>>81890999
He's just parroting what he think Sam would reply
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:59:50 AM No.81891337
>>81890279
Sam raped a 16yo girl
Replies: >>81891342 >>81891659
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:01:15 AM No.81891342
>>81891337
Raped is a strong word, she was a fresh 16 which was legal in his state, it doesn't matter that he was 30 already!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:02:16 AM No.81891347
>>81890974
>a guy who failed at some point in his life an instead of picking up the pieces and moving on he just got stuck and decided to make himself feel better by hating people
Why are you attacking me like this, Anon?
The fuck did I do to you?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:15:59 AM No.81891410
sam pulled an idubbbz
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:17:55 AM No.81891421
>>81886360 (OP)
i'm only halfway through and this boomer is funnier than sam has ever been
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:23:44 AM No.81891456
its a beautiful thing to see sam hyde threads overwhelmed with people calling him out
Replies: >>81891520 >>81891712 >>81892728
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:39:15 AM No.81891520
>>81891456
he needs to hire more unpaid interns
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:44:33 AM No.81891545
>>81886454
I'm sorry but this is just sad
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:55:49 AM No.81891597
>>81886360 (OP)
Its another thread were ass mad leftists faggot pretend their agenda isn't 10000% political and based purely on current analysis.

Shocking no one. Trannies and boomers should just kill themselves.
Replies: >>81891745
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:56:49 AM No.81891605
>>81886822
Thats a lot of projection. Why are you incapable of casually enjoying things?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:02:24 AM No.81891629
>>81889707
Yes. It wasn't meant to be a comedy piece.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:08:20 AM No.81891659
>>81891337
He groomed a 15 year old girl, crossed state lines to fuck her when she was 16, and got facefucked by a tranny who used to post on r9k.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:20:58 AM No.81891712
>>81891456
He can (and will) keep getting away with it, liberal troons always lose.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:22:37 AM No.81891719
Sam Hyde is a failed Andy Kaufman who does one funny thing a year. Why do people hype this retard up so much?
Replies: >>81892016
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:27:37 AM No.81891745
>>81891597
You're just mad cause people aren't worshipping your surrogate daddy
Replies: >>81891845
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:46:24 AM No.81891845
>>81891745
You're just mad because you're a weak gay faggot leftist beta male simp.
Replies: >>81891866
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:46:40 AM No.81891848
>>81889404
The how I survived high school thing is my favorite thing sam has ever done. The "free panera" speech is a close second. Sadly he hasn't done anything even remotely funny since acquiring the trt meatball head
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:49:27 AM No.81891866
>>81891845
You're a neet incel who worships another incel
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:53:02 AM No.81891887
>>81886360 (OP)
>still polluting the board with these threads

Sam Hyde Derangement Syndrome is real and will be studied for years as a part of internet history
Replies: >>81892270
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:20:17 AM No.81892016
>>81891719
He's the only rightoid comedian to be funny sometimes.
Only other option would be Joe Rogan and his comedy proper has been shit for ages.
Replies: >>81892111
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:37:32 AM No.81892111
>>81892016
>sometimes

When? He's been unfunny for roughly 10 years.
Replies: >>81892189
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:51:34 AM No.81892187
>>81886360 (OP)
It might not be funny to you fucking drama queens or even high iq people, but it's good show. Shit like this brings a lot of positive attention to all of the people involved, creates buzz, creates clout.
No gorillas were harmed as far I could tell from a quick one minute clip, so calm the fuck down, you petafag.
>was it scripted or not cause my panties are twisted
it doesn't fucking matter, you imbecile. what matters is the result. and here you retards are talking about this irrelevant shit seriously and posting it all over the internet. useful fucking idiots.
TL:DR: You niggers don't know how money is made in show business. I can guarantee this shit boosted their earnings.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:51:53 AM No.81892189
>>81892111
Once every eleven years.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:05:47 AM No.81892263
>>81886983
>h: have you ever been raped? you look like you have.
>s: thank you *glares*
lol
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:07:13 AM No.81892270
>>81891887
They are shills for fishtank/expeace
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:42:05 AM No.81892424
>>81886360 (OP)
wasn't be a pedo or someth. Can't think if he's done the world any good.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:44:54 AM No.81892438
>>81886360 (OP)
He's a grown ass loser. Anyone who idolises him is stunting their own growth as a human.
He is also a nonce, but that is another topic.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:40:10 PM No.81892728
>>81891456
It just shows how pozzed modern /r9k/ is.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:43:55 PM No.81892749
haven't followed sam hyde in over a decade. i guess i grew out of my edgy teen phase in that time. was a pretty funny watch though.
>you look raped
>sam looks like he's about to cry
>looks extremely uncomfortable and later starts shaking
is this autism? i've always seen him as extremely confident in the past, but not having control of the situation makes him uncomfortable?
Replies: >>81892835
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:59:32 PM No.81892835
Gd-acjLW0AA9AwE
Gd-acjLW0AA9AwE
md5: b22eb02ee5dc4417d6a97616530a5513🔍
>>81892749
Sam makes allusions to it im other kids but never outright names any incidents. But it seems like there is a good chance that he was sexually assaulted as a kid. I think that's why he got so upset about the rape comment and when Harland started talking about getting raped by catholic priests.

Sam wasnt always a roid beast and in his younger years he even had a certain nerdy twink look to him.
Replies: >>81892841
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:00:41 PM No.81892841
>>81892835
*in other skits
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:47:12 PM No.81893181
>>81886454
Didn't you get the message chud? Sam is le bad now. It's 0ver.