How do I learn to socialize in college after spending my entire adolescence online?

>>81889408 (OP)
You don't, friend.

>>81889408 (OP)
>How do I learn to socialize in college
the most realistic and most useful answer is weekly sessions with a paid therapist. skip this and you'll risk missing out even more

>>81889408 (OP)
Be more proactive in projects and join clubs

>>81889414
I have hope that maybe it won't be too hard since a lot of zoomers are chronically online and lonely too (thus as desperate for connection as I am).
>>81889420
Paying a stranger $200 a week to tell me advice that you couldve figured out on my own won't fix my social ineptitude.
>>81889430
How do I refrain from being retarded in those groups?

>>81889462
>Paying a stranger $200 a week to tell me advice that you couldve figured out on my own won't fix my social ineptitude.
it quiet literally does, learn basic cognitive neuroscience. structured 1 on 1 sessions literally has the return on investment WHILE also doing all the other free shit like projects clubs whatever

>>81889408 (OP)
Drink. Unironically. Go to parties and drink, it makes it easier, it smooths out the bad parts. Going away to college and drinking at parties is the only reason my autist ass ever got his dick wet.

>>81889462
>How do I refrain from being retarded in those groups
By just doing shit, theory doesn't lead you anywhere in this case as you just need experience (lots of it) and some willpower