Thread 81891204 - /r9k/ [Archived: 311 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:31:19 AM No.81891204
07.19.2025
07.19.2025
md5: 9bef207feee66098a7f7a8ed4ea48d98🔍
do not masturbate before sleep. that's a bad habbit. causing brain malfunction next day
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:32:54 AM No.81891215
>posts a sexually exciting image
>encourages me not to jerk off
??? anon, you're sending me mixed signals.
(fyi, i AM going to jerk off to this image)
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:33:57 AM No.81891224
>>81891215
>freckles
>tank top
>armpit hair
The holy trinity
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:34:46 AM No.81891227
>>81891204 (OP)
>keeps prostate healthy
>keeps mood levels regulated
Only way this goes wrong is if your parents instill puritanical sex guilt in you
Physically it's a healthy process
Replies: >>81891242 >>81891493
Kasuga
7/20/2025, 7:34:47 AM No.81891228
>>81891204 (OP)
i do it most nights before i sleep because it helps me sleep!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:35:25 AM No.81891233
>>81891224
also, WHITE!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:36:26 AM No.81891242
>>81891227
i like jerking off too but please don't use that r/science plebbit language about the health benefits its a vice like any other
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:37:24 AM No.81891246
>>81891204 (OP)
Cope. I feel no different whether I fap a literal 10 times a day or abstain for a month. Guess you just got bad genes.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:38:09 AM No.81891249
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md5: 781f7b815abe01a1b84ba49b52a6b1d6🔍
just wanted to post this, forgot where I found it
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:38:37 AM No.81891252
>>81891242
>r/science plebbit language
aka peer reviewed studies based in actual truth
vs
my feelings based on traditional values

yeah hard choice
audreyposter !o.Xo69meFs
7/20/2025, 7:39:51 AM No.81891257
>>81891204 (OP)
you will not convince me to not hump my pillow and play with my boobs before bed
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:40:19 AM No.81891260
>>81891257
vocaroo or tranny tripfag larp
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audreyposter !o.Xo69meFs
7/20/2025, 7:41:00 AM No.81891266
>>81891260
im a tranny
but im also a b-cup soooo
Replies: >>81891443 >>81891510
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:18:11 AM No.81891424
>>81891249
unfortunately life is built in a way where correcting your course is a lot harder and painful than staying the way you are
to stop being a gooner, it takes a shock that we cannot provide ourselves
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:21:29 AM No.81891443
>>81891266
i hope you know that actual girls are disgusted by you and knows ywnbaw
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audreyposter !o.Xo69meFs
7/20/2025, 8:24:41 AM No.81891465
>>81891443
cant relate
all my coworkers were women and they treated me as one
stay mad chud lmao
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:30:20 AM No.81891485
>>81891465
>I'm valid because my coworkers are forced to act like I'm a woman if they want to keep their jobs
>If you don't like me you're a chud
Be a degenerate in private all you want, you give troons a bad name by not being a passoid (passoids don't behave spitefully like this)
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audreyposter !o.Xo69meFs
7/20/2025, 8:32:13 AM No.81891492
>>81891485
ya ok
still cant relate though i know i pass
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:32:31 AM No.81891493
>>81891227
>i may jerk off eight times a day i'm not addicted! i'm just a healthy dude!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:36:57 AM No.81891510
>>81891257
>>81891266
>>81891465
>>81891492
i'm going to stroke my manhood to these posts
is that okay
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:41:21 AM No.81891531
>>81891492
Doubt.png
passchads wouldn't need to become tripfags
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:52:37 AM No.81891582
>>81891510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8pVqdqXMkY
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:36:34 AM No.81892397
>>81891204 (OP)
This guy wants me to go to sleep while I'm still horny