i want a female friend (not for dating)

>>81892756 (OP)
Why? It's fucking exhausting as hell.

>>81892828
idk it would be swaggy and cool

>>81892845
Well, first you have to pretend to be gay. Can you do that?

>>81892851
i am gayy

>>81892845
I was gonna make suggestions but you sound like a gay idiot so hrm nah.

>>81892869
im sorry for being poggers

>>81892867
Then it should be easier what the fuck are you doing? Go to clubs already chop chop.

>>81892756 (OP)
I want a female friend so I can put me peener en teh vageener

>>81892756 (OP)
Be ready for hearing about all the guys she fucks

>>81892756 (OP)
Be friends with lesbian women. Don't bother trying to be friends with straight women. They fucking suck. Steer clear of bisexual women too.

>>81892756 (OP)
on this board you will only find trannies and normie cunts who will just ghost you once you are not entertaining anymore

>>81893878
actually it is not only like this for this board but almost all of the internet

>>81892883
If you were "poggers" you'd have a female friend. Kill yourself immediately.

>>81892756 (OP)
id take you up on your offer but every time i befriend a guy online he develops a weird parasocial crush on me after like 3 days of casual talking. im not even saying this to gloat, it genuinely fucking annoying when i just want a friend to relate to. i cant be friends with other women because ive been outcasted by them many times for being autistic

>>81894522
i promose i wont fall in luv with you nona

someone should be this anon's friend

You can be my male friend. Add me if you don't care about my infamous reputation on 4chan.

Discord tag is chickn333

And my email is chickn3@proton.me

Also people are pretending to be me on soc claiming I have a child porn discord server.

Im a cis woman im not a trans woman btw I just have a lot of trolls.

>>81892756 (OP)
You know you want to fuck her. Don't lie to me