Choose your wife anons. You can't get divorced for 20 years. Choose wisely based on the information given. If you don't choose you die. Reply with your choice.

>>81898088 (OP)
None of these girls are fat. Can I have a fatter option?

>>81898088 (OP)
2. Didn't even look at the rest.

>>81898088 (OP)
I guess 4 but none of these are ideal.

>>81898088 (OP)
2 unironically, but only if she wants to bone. Fuck the rest.

>>81898088 (OP)
>cons: thinks feminism is a psyop
I don't think you understand what a con is op.

>>81898088 (OP)
>Reply with your choice.
4 cause the other choices are even worse

>>81898123
>but only if she wants to bone.
she wants kids anon

>>81898088 (OP)
fuck it I'll do 1 I love dem egirls

For me it's #1, no contest

>>81898088 (OP)
Yeah I'll chose 2

>>81898088 (OP)
1 definitely because I'm not a virgin either

>>81898088 (OP)
Obviously number 2. The rest are undateable whores.

>>81898088 (OP)
I see no problems with 4. I'll take her.

>>81898160
I'd like to also add, that they are all whores even by the strictest of "whore" definitions. Like, are you fucking kidding me? Wtf are those choices?

>>81898088 (OP)
3 or 4, dunno which is better.

>>81898181
They are also (except the black girl) more attractive than average by far.

>>81898088 (OP)
1 is by far the most appealing to me desu, not just appearance wise.

>>81898088 (OP)
5 I guess. If she didn't have Instagram and had a lower body count I'd actually be happy about marrying her

>>81898088 (OP)
#3 because she'll pay for figies

>>81898190
Who gives a shit? I'm choosing who I want to marry, not who I want to pump and dump. I'm not dating a fucking whore. It's literally out of the question.

>>81898088 (OP)
anybody who chooses 1 either has a cuck fetish or severe mental retardation if not both

>>81898217
I would choose 2 but she's black and 1 is just the hottest out of the rest so #1 it is

>>81898217
I guess most people don't even read the captions

>>81898221
1 literally looks like a fucking tranny retard

>>81898139
Let me clarify: I want a fulfilling relationship with an active sex life with someone that's into me. She's perfect in every other way I don't care about her being black

>>81898088 (OP)
2 is objectively the best wife but such an angelic creature does not exist

>>81898088 (OP)
choosing faggot OP as my force feminized wife
faggot femboy is better than something repulsive (e.g. non-virgin, ugly, stinky, etc)
you better count this vote, coward

>>81898224
nah cope 1 is super hot

>>81898088 (OP)
Non of this women, I would say 2 if she was white because I don't think race mixxing is a good thing. Also she would need to work you can't afford a a family with one income.

>>81898088 (OP)
1 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 2
Sorry 2 you're just too dark skin

>>81898088 (OP)
1 and 4 are e-whores, I hate e-whores because they are e-chad only. 2, 3 and 5 repudiate NEETs so yeah. I guess I may choose 6.

>>81898243
OHHHWWOWOWOOWW SO HOTT BROO!!!

>>81898088 (OP)
Who keeps making these things where the niggerwoman is always the virgin? It's a fucking moot point.

Top Right unless she cuts more than surface level, otherwise Bottom Left

>>81898250
>he want's to marry not just whores, but turbo whores
embarrassing

2
The others are completely unmarriable/undateable.

>>81898265
It shows that you don't have any principals. youre just a low IQ racist faggot who nobody likes pretending to care about "Purity" like a Jew pretending that the Holocaust happened.

>>81898265
You have to balance the pros and cons out. If she was a virgin white woman at the same bmi everybody would vote for her. What would be the point of that? not even op

>>81898088 (OP)
The actual bodycoujts would rather look like
>1: 2
>2: 20
>3: 4
>4: either 50+ or 0
>5: 10
>6: 25

>>81898088 (OP)
Jesus Christ those body counts are insane. Is 7 really the lowest you can expect from a nonvirgin these days? I'll go with number 5 if I have to pick one of these women. I don't want kids and I'm solitary so I'd enjoy a woman who wants to spend time on her own.

>>81898088 (OP)
2 is so much better then the rest this isn't even a contest, if you pick any of the other ones you are an unironic cuckold.

>>81898273
I would marry 2 if she was any race except black/indian

>>81898265
>Who keeps making these things where the niggerwoman is always the virgin?
some psyopping cunt with agenda but no guts to do proper survey methodology
>>81898290
OP pulled it out of his ass

>>81898088 (OP)
>No 6' tall wife
In the trash it goes

>>81898291
I'm so shocked that anybody would pick women this promiscuous to marry, that I'm not even convinced they're reading the captions. The level of cuckoldry to do that is simply unimaginable.

>>81898289
>Thinks the OnlyFans ewhore who has been sending out nudes since she was 13 only has a bodycount of 2
KEK

>>81898088 (OP)
I'll take #2. I'm white and I just want to rest, all the rest seem insufferable.

>>81898296
monobrow Uzbek/Tajik girls or aboriginal girls aren't pretty

>>81898088 (OP)
too bad 2 is black, I guess Ill die alone then

>>81898296
You're an actual turbo cuck, though.

>>81898088 (OP)
Since marriage is just a social-economic contract, I'd pick 3
For affection: 5

>>81898088 (OP)
#1 we can do OF shit together and make lots of money, #4 is pretty cute too. #2 is just not attractive enough.

>>81898313
>a girl doing onlyfans means she's hyper sexual

>>81898312
They might actually be racist, what kind of nigger would rather be a cuckold then go for the perfect woman just cause she's black?

>>81898313
Usually their first or second bf pimps them out

>>81898263
Yeah looks cute that's a 10/10 in america

>>81898265
It's also laughably unrealistic. I've never heard of a virgin black girl, ever. Once they hit puberty they are sucking on some tyrone. Even morbidly obese black women are never celibate. I have met severally mentally ill fat white women and spics that were still sexless at 17 though.

>>81898340
Because my dick isn't going to get hard for a negress that looks like a crackwhore

>>81898263
Uuuh yeah she is?

>>81898238
The only sane answer

>>81898342
Belle Delphine has like 50+ bodycount she used to hook up with random dudes at festivals as a teen

>>81898362
She isn't even unattractive though, that's an attractive thin woman with an unflattering smile and you are a cuckold.

>>81898312
With these threads I have to assume the girl is loyal and loves you unless stated otherwise like in 3 and 1.

>>81898088 (OP)
4, I guess. 5 sounded tempting but no job is a dealbreaker.

>>81898088 (OP)
>1
attractive enough to be making $500k-5 million a year with proper management on OF, so definitely not a bad choice
>2
I mean its good for her that she wants to be a tradwife but I'm not gonna feel motivated to support her ngl
>3
Old
>4
Not bad
>5
The ghosting sucks
>6
Not into gym thots

>>81898088 (OP)
>2
>con
>CON
Practically, 2 is the ideal, but 5 & 4 would be acceptable were it not for the body count.
0-2 is where I draw the line

>>81898088 (OP)
1 because she's the most similar to /r9k/ egirls

Does it change things if 2 is 30 years old?

>>81898088 (OP)
2 but I would always resent her for being black

>>81898114
Shut up fat bitch nobody likes fat women

>>81898088 (OP)
Man, with the amount of cucks in this thread, it might be a good idea to start a /cuck/ general. Seems like the userbase is here for it.

>>81898088 (OP)
6
>1 is a slut and plays a trash game
>2 is not feasible, as I'd rather be the househusband and as such would need income from my wife
>3 is a slut
>4 is a heretic
>5 almost certainly supports LGBT, illegal immigration and abortion

>>81898449
Not really, 30 isn't too old, you can have a year or two of kidless married life then have a couple kids.

>>81898088 (OP)
They're all shit if you think about it critically but I guess 4 or 5

>>81898498
Why are you getting so butthurt that anons don't want to fuck a monkey?

>>81898498
On second thought, I think it might be all those "mommy" fags that want a dominant woman to wipe their asses for them, since I could see such submissive NEET faggots not minding women being turbosluts and being older than them.

>>81898553
It's less so about not picking the black girl, and more so about you literally wanting to wife up a woman who fucked the whole city.

>>81898088 (OP)
I'd take whoever makes the most money and fucks the most. Then I can just cheat on her with her money

>>81898498
I know, anon. Quite literally 2 is the only choice.

Death is preferable to getting married to one of those damaged whores.

>>81898088 (OP)
1 > 6 > 4 > 5 > 2 > 3
>>81898559
if that was the case they would have all voted for 3 since she looks visibly the oldest

>>81898603
It's not just about age. It's about wanting women who are more experienced and more dominant than them, so they could guide them without the men lifting a finger or having to do anything, and who make some money, which could subsidize their NEET asses.

>>81898449
I wouldn't want 5 kids with someone starting at 30 years old but if she wanted 1 or 2 I would still pick her.

>>81898656
She makes the most, is the oldest, has the most mature and sophisticated career, and would likely subsidize a neet the most.

>>81898449
No it doesn't, if anything it makes her more precious because she lasted this long without being brainwashed like other females. I will stick to my choice of 2 even if she was 50, but I do want kids with her so idk how possible that is with menopause

>>81898369
Some ugly cunt gets to fuck her while I jerk off in my room PepeHands

>>81898684
So what you're saying is that it's just regular cucks, not mommy fags? Well, could be. But maybe it's mommy fags that also would only date within their race. Or maybe the /cuck/ thread idea could indeed work after all.

>>81898088 (OP)
1 gets my dick the hardest so her

>>81898088 (OP)
The body counts on these are obscene and massively outside the average, even for attractive women. The average woman has 2-7 partners, and that number is dragged up massively by actual whores who fuck everything that moves. IRL I don't think I have even met a woman with a body count over 5 besides one ugly slut who fucked a whole football team.

>>81898088 (OP)
If I gave up on finding a virginmatch I'd choose 4.

>>81898088 (OP)
which girl do you guys think is more willing to date a loser

>>81898782
the ones that make no money

>>81898790
but what if im a broken neet with 0 bucks

>>81898782
#1 for sure. Girls who do OF constantly date losers.

>>81898088 (OP)
gimmie the 2 (black homemaker) with a side of 4

>>81898813
2 and 5 then, women are turned off by men who make less than them because genetically they are programmed to seek a provider

>>81898088 (OP)
wait none of these say they actually love you

>>81898861
Do you think a mega whore would love you, anon? Do you think she's even capable of love?

>>81898238
I'm 6'3" and a 230 pound giga nigga I'll curb stomp your tranny ass jk

>>81898826
Not for long it seems. And only because those guys are supposedly dark triad manipulators.

>>81898912
idk most of the girls i follow have been with their partners for 4 or 5+ years now. I'm always surprised how long their relationships last.

>>81898782
The one at or below your socioeconomic status. So I think none of them.

>thinks feminism is a psyop
>con
Are you retarded?
Anyway, gimme the dramatic goth womanlet!

>>81898935
You have to stop being a fucking simp paying whores for existing. It's unbecoming of a man. Plus how the fuck do you know anything about their "partners". You're not going to tell me that you pay some whore who's sending you messaging telling you how much of a loser her boyfriend is, implying how totally like you he is, and how you'd totally have a chance with her, if you only continue being her top paypig. It's most likely not her writing you those messages, btw, but some indian guy she hired with your money.

>>81898964
Nah not that its just the same guy doing porn with them and I don't pay its all available free online

>>81898088 (OP)
If you choose anything but 2 you are a cuck

>>81898986
So how the fuck do you know they are losers?

>>81898997
More men chose 1 than 2 kek. It's truly over for black femcels.

>>81899007
If you choose 1 you are probably a pedophile

>>81899007
I wouldn't really worry too much about who cucks prefer to marry

>>81899021
Why that girl is like 20?

>>81898498
>>81898559
>>81898725
>>81898997
>>81899021
>>81899026
>t. seething black femcel

>>81898088 (OP)
Which one has the biggest tits and ass? 1 is the only one with a 5/10 face among these uggos and I can only see the ass of 6th
All of the other stuff is irrelevant

>>81899061
As one of the (you)s, I'd like to state that I'm a white guy that's simply repulsed by simps and cucks. And I also believe they are a large contributing factor into everything that's wrong with the modern dating landscape.

>>81898088 (OP)
3. Idc if she cheats or spits on me as long as I can be house husband

>>81899061
if anyone of these replies is actually a black femcel, you have a potential husband right here. fuck these cuckolds

>>81898088 (OP)
4 can get it

>>81899007
5>2>4>3>6>1
The bodycount on the last 3 are awful but the OF would really make wifing 1 up a constant humiliation ritual. 4 still has a bad bodycount but at least its possible with a bunch of shitty relationships instead of being a slut and fucking random men. 2 would be the most ideal if not black. And 5 doesn't have too high of a body count, seems interesting and I don't really give a shit about the cons besides maybe the mental illness depending on what it is.
>>81898940
>eats once a day
>might cut you during sex

>>81899237
>4 still has a bad bodycount but at least its possible with a bunch of shitty relationships instead of being a slut and fucking random men
13 bodies? At her (apparent) age? This is straight up being delusional.
>5 doesn't have too high of a body count
You guys are cooked, man. But I guess this level of being mind-broken and accepting is what's required to date any women at all in today's dating market. I can't blame guys for opting out and holding out for robo waifus.

>>81898114
Based, and I agree with this. However, among the options I'm taking 3. None of them are remotely appealing to me so the woman who will pay for my life and is gone almost the entire time anyway and just interacts with me mechanically instead of emotionally when she is present is optimal.

>>81899295
Where is your virgin tradwife anon? kek

>>81899308
Okay, but what does that have to do with anything?

>>81899322
Your standards are unrealistic. If you just accepted the reality that your perfect woman is incredibly rare, and even if they do exist they would go for a man who offers a lot more than an /r9k/ poster.

>>81898088 (OP)
5, she's perfect besides listing her mental illnesses publicly but that's okay.
4 is a close second, I just chose the cuter option this time.

>>81899348
I don't need a perfect woman. I'd take one who maybe had a few boyfriends. I'm not dating a woman who fucked 7 (!!!) men. That's fucking crazy and cucked beyond reason. Don't even get me started on the bigger whores.

>>81898088 (OP)
I choose 2, is that even a question?

>>81898217
Why? All of them except 2 are already massive whores with large bodycounts anyways, but at least she is cutesy unlike 3 and makes good money compared to 4 or 5.

>>81898088 (OP)
>If you don't choose you die
no problem, i choose death
these people are all iredeemably awful. i'd take number 4 but you would need to cut her body count by like 65% at bare minimum to even consider it
people with double digit body counts are repugnant
5 is the absolute limit no matter what your age is
i care zero about their height or the money they make, i care exclusively about their behaviour and ability to at least be partially intelligent so they can understand things you tell them and actually communicate. i will not tolerate ghosting - this is why 5 is a write off - or any kind of disloyalty, selfishness or general lack of concern or care for your well being and emotions. and i do not want kids - this and being too retarded to converse on a semi equal level is why 2 is an automatic write off despite the body count even if we ignore the insane porn control

it is possible for women to actually be decent people without iredeemable downsides you know, some of them exist.

>>81898088 (OP)
Weird illogical spiritual lite goth girls like no. 4 are the best. My opinion as a scientist in statu nascendi

>>81899439
>it is possible for women to actually be decent people without iredeemable downsides you know, some of them exist.
>Rejects 2 for not allowing him to goon to porn

>>81898088 (OP)
Here you go OP:
https://strawpoll.com/e2naXJGelyB

This way we can actually see how /r9k/ would choose

Vote

>>81899467
>>Rejects 2 for not allowing him to goon to porn
controlling your behaviour and consumption of fictional content is in fact an incredibly negative trait. i will allow nobody to control what i say, nor control what i view, because i am not retarded. whether i do or not is irrelevant, the fact she has a desire to be controlling at all is an automatic red flag

>>81899505
>AHHHHHH SHE WON'T LET ME GOOOOOOOON AHHHHHHHH

>>81899295
>13 bodies? At her (apparent) age? This is straight up being delusional.
I'm not great at reading ages but I think its feasible for her to be 25 and its not uncommon to find women who've have had 4+ "committed" (ie. exclusive) relationships in one year ranging from lasting 1-6 months. Especially if they're toxic like she seems to be. And to me that's significantly better than being an outright whore. About as significantly better as girl 3 is compared to the ewhore with nudes anyone can see for 10 bucks.
>You guys are cooked, man. But I guess this level of being mind-broken and accepting is what's required to date any women at all in today's dating market. I can't blame guys for opting out and holding out for robo waifus.
I'm not exactly happy about 7 bodies, but its possible to get there while only having sex in relationships you actually believe in if you've been dating for a while (without even being super toxic like in 4's imagined case). Plus the fact that I've already lost my virginity makes me feel a lot better about it, its not like she's my first and I'm her 8th, we're on more equal footing. btw >>81899308 is not me lol
>>81899505
>completely unwilling to make compromises to make their partner more comfortable
you sound like a horrible person to be in a relationship with

>>81899563
>>81899638
non serious person. if she tries to stop me doing anything, or thinks i need to be "allowed" to do anything, beyond the obvious of "you aren't allowed to fuck other people" we're already incompatible.
if your comfort is dependant not on my behaviour towards other women which is understandable and the norm for a relationship, but towards fiction you are an 80iq who has been taught wildly incorrectly and it is not my job to try and undo the endless damage and decades of being told you are always correct that has led you to this stage
i am willing to make -reasonable- compromises, i am unwilling to make completely unreasonable compromises rooted in poor behavioural patterns, sorry retards

>>81898118
They are all way better opportunities than what incels like us have. Are you out of your mind?

>>81899687
>I HAVE 150 IQ SO I NEED A WIFE THAT WILL LET ME GOOOOOOON

>>81899741
Yes you still can say that the choices are shitty tho, not like it would change anything

>>81898088 (OP)
I'll take 1 so I can NEET while she paypigs for me. She can't divorce me so she's forced to be my wallet.

>>81899770
3 is a better paypig option.

>>81898088 (OP)
4. Wacky beliefs aside these girls are often cartoonishly sweet and protective.
Bonus points if she's not a vegan.

>>81898289
>4: either 50+ or 0
More often the latter or very close to it, never more than 5. Knew a lot of "witchy" girls in high school and college and all but one are/were turbo-prudes who only had sex inside of long-term relationships.

>>81899786
imo wacky beliefs girls are the best. You need her for sex, love and comfort, not to be your nerdy buddy to sperg with.

At least in my case, those wacky beliefs are what makes them attractive

They all suck. I'll take 6 if she doesn't cheat and lets me fatten her up just a little bit.

>>81898882
6'3" and a 230 pound femboy that's what you are >: ) you dirty slut 0w0

I wish there were more choices with a bodycount of zero. These are getting stale OP

>>81898088 (OP)
2 or 3
2 cause that sounds the least annoying
3 cause I wouldn't have to work

>>81899782
3 might cheat with her boss for a promotion, at least with 1 you can pretend she isn't sending nudes to other guys on discord.

3 since I won't see her all day and anyway given what she earns I'll probably serve as her living sex toy that has nothing else to do all day but give her dick strokes

>>81898088 (OP)
2 is the cutest but I'm weak so I'd probably fall for 5 if she's asian and end up breaking 2's heart and feel like a piece of shit for it.
The rest of them aren't even worth spitting on

All of them are good options

Number 5. I will love her for the rest of my life.

>>81898088 (OP)
2 will wring my dick out so hard that I won't need porn. black chicks who want white seed put the fucking work in lemme tell ya

>>81898088 (OP)
4>3>>6>1>2>>5
I see 0 downsides in 4
3 is alright because of opportunity to be househusband (aka hikkineet) + low requirements for emotional intelligence = would be comfortable to deal with
6 is too normalpilled, I don't think I could ever properly connect with someone like that, otherwise good
again, couldn't connect with someone as hypersocial as 1 and not a fan of the whole e-girl thing but she'd be tolerable, I think
2 is some made up bs + I can't/won't carry traditional relationship as a manly man, I'm not that, also N
5 is literally a bpdemon of mental and financial ruin

>>81899237
THANK YOU ANON as a 5 type girl with no mental illnesses I appreciate you.

>>81899469
>https://strawpoll.com/e2naXJGelyB
it's interesting to see the first two being tied, basically gooners vs anons with principles

>>81898088 (OP)
prolly 4

>>81898088 (OP)
5. I'm /a/ and will only go for otaku girls.

>>81898088 (OP)
The only drawback of number 2 for me, 5 kids aren't enough.

>>81901576
np, I'm surprised you'd only eat one meal a day if you aren't mentally ill. You intermittent fast or something? Unless you meant you were like 5 in the other ways
>>81901614
I find it astounding how well the onlyfans girl does. At least with the others you can put body count out of mind with any of the others but in her case its actively her job. Everyone in the workplace knows you as "that guy who's girl posts pictures of her pussy for the world to see" if one of them ever finds out.
Seems like the strawpoll was really posted to late to be a representative sample. 2 and 1 are probably only so represented cause those were the autists at war earlier who are actually reading the whole thread and seeing it.

>>81898088 (OP)
4
4
4
4

There's probably a girl like 4 reading this thread RIGHT NOW and she isn't my gf. I hate this life.

>>81898088 (OP)
Don't like many of these options but I guess 4 or 6. Specifically I feel like 4 would bring me the most fun. Though maybe 1 as well? Idk I am kind of over getting a trad wife I just want fun.

>>81899237
>5 eats once a day, not 4
>that's a pro, not a con

>>8189088
5 if she isnt a meme degree otherwise kill me

>>81898088 (OP)
can you please included an obese black girl next time

>>81903124
No one is going to pick you

>>81903141
they did last time kek

>>81898088 (OP)
Give me the femcel, but i will add spyware to keep track of where she's at when she goes missing because I too am mentally ill as fuck

>>81898088 (OP)
>might cut you during sex
She didn't actually cut me but once a girl held a knife to my balls while we fucked and threatened to castrate me if I ever cheated on her. I came extremely hard, a top 5 orgasm of my life.

>>81898265
Devaluation for nigger balance

>>81898088 (OP)
>Body counts: 19, 13, 0, 7, 24, 25
I can't handle the modern world, kek.
I'll choose 5 and hope things will be alright.

>>81898088 (OP)
3 didn't even read just looked st the pic saw she is asian that's it oh will sleep with her boss? Fuck no 1

6. The past is the past. She's reformed and has a killer body! I'm gunna cum.

>>81898088 (OP)
Not crazy about any of these. Concerned that the only woman I want to date is a genderbent version of me.

>>81903251
https://youtube.com/shorts/5lIcLEmwLhI?si=8XsKfvCRlAYZ1lF_
Imagine sniffing her butthole after a workout!

>>81898088 (OP)
All of these bitches are bad choices.

What is the point of this thread? Some sort of glownigger research session?

>>81898088 (OP)
chinese one obviously

>>81898088 (OP)
4.
goth
>comment not original bla bla bla

>>81898088 (OP)
I'd pick the black woman. But enough of that "yes dear" and "homeschool" shit.

Actually difficult decision here. I think I'm going with #3, but damn 4 and 6 are tempting. 4 is the one I could deal with the best, and 6 would motivate me to lose weight, but ultimately if I'm STUCK in a marriage for 20 years, I'm absolutely mooching off miss businesswoman. If she's working 60 hours a week she will barely notice if I am fucking another girl on the side, and since she's fucking management for promotions, it's only fair, really.

>>81898088 (OP)
I don't care about dying, however a retarded piece of shit won't prevent me from enjoying the rest of my life.
I will choose number one or number three. Obviously. Easy.

>>81898088 (OP)
2 but I'm pretty racist so I doubt she would want me.

>>81898088 (OP)
i choose 3
>can't get divorced for 20 years
ok but does she share finances with me? why would she want to marry me for 20 years anyway?

>>81898088 (OP)
6 is risky but that was basically my ex

>>81898088 (OP)
Number 2 is literally perfect, and I'm fucking racist.

>>81898088 (OP)
None of them are really ideal. 3 would be great as a sugar mommy if not for her final two cons. I guess I'll go with 4 unless 3 lets me use her money to fuck a bunch of other women.

>>81904356
any based black woman also hates niggers

>>81898088 (OP)
they are all short and as a manlet I refuse to curse my own sons with manlet genes so I'll just die

>>81898656
Yeah. I want a dominant, experienced, hot woman to take care of me and fuck my brains out. So?

>>81898088 (OP)
I think I'll just alone. These are all pretty shitty.

>>81905520
>I think I'll just stay alone*
Goddamit

>>81898088 (OP)
1. Because she's most geniune and everybody else is worse. Number 2 is a homeslave, don't want that. Number 3-5 is big no. Number 6 would be good but she's religious, fuck that.