Grrr.. Chad thundercock gets all the girls..
>>81899698Look at that forehead. Literally built for smooches.
>>81899698She looks like (a prettier version of) a girl I met at a festival last year who blocked me and absolutely everyone who knew us, because she wanted to camp with this one "boy" instead of us.
>football arcs through the air
>the point strikes Fembot directly in the titty with the force of a thousand suns
>she doesn't come even remotely close to catching it
>chad looks at his buddies and they all laugh
>she picks the football up
>chad raises his arms, to signal that he is ready to catch it
>she throws it
>it weakly wobbles through the air
>doesn't even have the prerequisite force to achieve the spiraling effect that grants it much of it's airborne stability
>falls to the ground, having not even covered half the distance to chad
>chad looks at his buddies
>they laugh again
>he runs over and grabs the ball
>Chad and his buddies continue playing
>never acknowledge the existence of Fembot again
>>81899843You missed the part where the group runs a train on her while I sit in a lawn chair sipping on a hoppy craft beer and watching.
>>81900033>a hoppy craft beer and watching.I just love the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the Big City
>>81900033Cuck chair complete with beer cozy attachment for the laid back cuck who just wants to grill and goon
>>81900068no he's vibing, the real cuck is me, seething through my binoculars from the second floor dorm rooms
Fembots,
I want to lick you all over. I want to make you wet. I want you to suck my dick and kiss me. I want to fuck your asshole. I want to cuddle with you. I want to cum on your face.
>>81900093Brother, why not make a new thread with this one? Let them know how you feel on the main stage. Many a fembot sweetheart awaits you.
>>81899651 (OP)>>81899698Both hot. So torn. Realistically, the dudebro is probably a retarded asshole, so cute awkward gurl would be the safe choice. But if dudebro is actually really nice and not toxic, it would be a toss up.
>>81899651 (OP)Am I the only one who thought it was Randy Orton from the thumbnail?
>>81901014literally MADE for each other.
Dudebro Chad is also MADE for Stacy.
... Basically Chad is MADE for women in general.