Thread 81899651 - /r9k/ [Archived: 212 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:24:26 AM No.81899651
chad
chad
md5: 970f99a3cfa890f42c2d7b26b6be6075🔍
>Ey fembot... Catch!
Replies: >>81899698 >>81899781 >>81901014 >>81901089
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:28:47 AM No.81899698
glasses fembot
glasses fembot
md5: 63116ca53431d4c0a170a5c14f5228e8🔍
>>81899651 (OP)

>Teehee, Chad Thundercock is talking to me.
Replies: >>81899717 >>81899798 >>81901014
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:29:52 AM No.81899708
Grrr.. Chad thundercock gets all the girls..
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:30:42 AM No.81899717
>>81899698
Look at that forehead. Literally built for smooches.
Replies: >>81899751
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:35:13 AM No.81899751
>>81899717
Yeah Chad smooches.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:38:42 AM No.81899781
>>81899651 (OP)
>He has a strength build and put all his skill points into athletics and he crits, decapitating me instantly
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:40:16 AM No.81899798
>>81899698
She looks like (a prettier version of) a girl I met at a festival last year who blocked me and absolutely everyone who knew us, because she wanted to camp with this one "boy" instead of us.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:45:49 AM No.81899843
1745810250685747
1745810250685747
md5: 557e1486e20c6ad0386a12797ad960c6🔍
>football arcs through the air
>the point strikes Fembot directly in the titty with the force of a thousand suns
>she doesn't come even remotely close to catching it
>chad looks at his buddies and they all laugh
>she picks the football up
>chad raises his arms, to signal that he is ready to catch it
>she throws it
>it weakly wobbles through the air
>doesn't even have the prerequisite force to achieve the spiraling effect that grants it much of it's airborne stability
>falls to the ground, having not even covered half the distance to chad
>chad looks at his buddies
>they laugh again
>he runs over and grabs the ball
>Chad and his buddies continue playing
>never acknowledge the existence of Fembot again
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:08:43 AM No.81900033
>>81899843
You missed the part where the group runs a train on her while I sit in a lawn chair sipping on a hoppy craft beer and watching.
Replies: >>81900043 >>81900068
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:10:06 AM No.81900043
>>81900033
>a hoppy craft beer and watching.
I just love the HUSTLE and BUSTLE of the Big City
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:12:48 AM No.81900068
>>81900033
Cuck chair complete with beer cozy attachment for the laid back cuck who just wants to grill and goon
Replies: >>81900082
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:14:31 AM No.81900082
>>81900068
no he's vibing, the real cuck is me, seething through my binoculars from the second floor dorm rooms
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:16:16 AM No.81900093
Fembots,
I want to lick you all over. I want to make you wet. I want you to suck my dick and kiss me. I want to fuck your asshole. I want to cuddle with you. I want to cum on your face.
Replies: >>81900182
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:27:01 AM No.81900182
>>81900093
Brother, why not make a new thread with this one? Let them know how you feel on the main stage. Many a fembot sweetheart awaits you.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:12:13 AM No.81901014
>>81899651 (OP)
>>81899698
Both hot. So torn. Realistically, the dudebro is probably a retarded asshole, so cute awkward gurl would be the safe choice. But if dudebro is actually really nice and not toxic, it would be a toss up.
Replies: >>81901606
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:20:43 AM No.81901089
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
md5: 6b7a9ca81ef821b9643bfc1271a388b1🔍
>>81899651 (OP)
Am I the only one who thought it was Randy Orton from the thumbnail?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:16:54 AM No.81901606
>>81901014
literally MADE for each other.

Dudebro Chad is also MADE for Stacy.
... Basically Chad is MADE for women in general.