Ideal boyfriend thread - /r9k/ (#81900924) [Archived: 273 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:57:57 AM No.81900924
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Fembots post a pic of a guy resembling your ideal boyfriend
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:56 AM No.81900942
I find it funny how in these threads, women post fictional characters and celebrities whereas men tend to just post cute random nameless girls
Replies: >>81900960 >>81900995 >>81901729
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:35 AM No.81900950
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>>81900924 (OP)
his personality in the movie was annoying but heath ledger as patrick verona in 10 things i hate about you specifically
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:06 AM No.81900960
>>81900942
It's some Asian dude trying to astroturf his bug race
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:33 AM No.81900977
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>>81900924 (OP)
whoever the fuck this guy is
Replies: >>81901151 >>81901983
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:09:39 AM No.81900995
>>81900942
that's because women fall in love with the personalities of the characters and celebrities while evil moid chuds are lust driven and only care about looks, not even caring what her name is
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:02 AM No.81900998
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>>81900924 (OP)
>a guy resembling your ideal boyfriend
like this
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:11:49 AM No.81901009
>>81900995
>personalities

*power and fame
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:15:18 AM No.81901044
>>81901009
what power and fame do fictional characters have? you're a retard
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:17:23 AM No.81901058
>>81901044
Fictional power and fame, like how kids look up to superheroes
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:17:39 AM No.81901062
fuuck
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my ideal bf looks like dis
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:24 AM No.81901072
>>81901062
banana feline
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:52 AM No.81901077
>>81901058
not really, most fictional characters that girls like are average in terms of of status, most unrealistic thing about them is the combo of good looks and perfect personality
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:26:19 AM No.81901151
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>>81900960
Im a femanon who has already posted some vocaroos here. Why are you seething? Its okay if you are not east asian. Im sure that even if you are white, black or arab some girl might still find your race cute too.
>>81900950
He is handsome! I liked him a lot too in that cowboy gay movie
>>81900977
Not really my type but looks cute too
>>81900998
Cute. He looks like someone who would lurk /g/
Replies: >>81901787 >>81901983 >>81902306
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:18:59 AM No.81901631
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>>81900924 (OP)
More men should wear glasses. Gap moe
Replies: >>81901681 >>81901983
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:23:31 AM No.81901670
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>>81900924 (OP)
This is my ideal boyfriennd.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:24:44 AM No.81901681
>>81901631
He looks like someone who would lurk here
Replies: >>81901743
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:30:16 AM No.81901729
>>81900942
that's because i don't use social media or save photos of random men i don't know like a creep
Replies: >>81901757
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:31:50 AM No.81901743
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>>81901681
Goddd I wanted to touch Paul so badly in this movie. His role for Klitz was so good. . .
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:33:15 AM No.81901757
>>81901729
>like a creep

How is it any more creepy to save Insta thots than celebs
Replies: >>81901768 >>81901775
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:34:37 AM No.81901768
>>81901757
that's the thing though, we don't save pics of celebs to pull out at random times. we can search and find who we're talking about because they are celebs with well known names
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:34:44 AM No.81901772
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>>81900924 (OP)
>tfw no cute bf
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:34:55 AM No.81901775
>>81901757
Not the anon you replied to but saving photos to jerk off of random girls on instagram is definitely more weird than just having a crush on a male celebrity
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:36:41 AM No.81901787
>>81901151
>he looks like someone who would lurk /g/
Nobody with a shred of intelligence actually posts on /g/ anymore
t. fa/g/got
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:40:40 AM No.81901801
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Horny tsundere maid
Replies: >>81901826
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:44:01 AM No.81901822
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My ideal boyfriend as a female anon
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:45:29 AM No.81901826
>>81901801
Cute but I dont think a tsundere would make a good boyfriend in real life.
Replies: >>81901839 >>81901879
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:47:07 AM No.81901839
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>>81901826
>B-B-BAKA!
>violently hits you in embarrassment with the power of a male
>kills you accidentally
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:53:30 AM No.81901879
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>>81901826
That's where the maid/butler part comes in!
Washie
7/21/2025, 5:55:56 AM No.81901892
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Close to anorexic, cute, and with no face attached umu
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:58:41 AM No.81901914
>>81900950
Good taste for a fembot
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:11:42 AM No.81901983
>>81900950
Chad
>>81900977
Skinny chad
>>81900998
Nerdy chad
>>81901151
Asian chad
>>81901631
Not a real woman.
>>81901743
Not a real woman
>>81901772
Chad


Behold women's very diverse standards.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:14:50 AM No.81902014
>>81901983
Anon, those guys aren't all chad, they are just above average.
Replies: >>81902020
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:15:46 AM No.81902020
>>81902014
True but it's pretty funny how men prefer women of all body types where's women only want one kind of man.
Replies: >>81902026
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:16:13 AM No.81902023
>>81901983
standard isn't the same as ideal bf though
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:16:44 AM No.81902026
>>81902020
Chubby chasers are a minority of men.
Replies: >>81902050 >>81902187
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:02 AM No.81902028
>>81901983
okay rakesh
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:18 AM No.81902031
>>81902023
Yes women will settle for someone that they aren't attracted to because Chad can't commit. Everyone knows this. It's why deadbedrooms exist.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:17:26 AM No.81902035
I just don't find 3d men attractive at all.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:18:53 AM No.81902049
>>81901983
Of course the ideal boyfriend is going to be cute. Most guys also posted cute girls in the ideal girlfriend thread.
Replies: >>81902071
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:18:57 AM No.81902050
>>81902026
Not really. Bbw is one if the most popular porn categories.
Replies: >>81902072
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:20:25 AM No.81902055
>>81902031
just because they aren't the ideal bf it doesn't mean that they're completely unattracted to them
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:21:38 AM No.81902071
>>81902049
>Most guys also posted cute girls in the ideal girlfriend thread.
Most did but some posted fat girls or god forbid, girls with beards.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:21:49 AM No.81902072
>>81902050
you're literally just trying to prove a point, most men dislike fat women and settle for them out of desperation. take a look at those marriage polls instead of the ideal gf thread, whenever there's a fat girl she always gets the least amount of votes even with a low body count
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:23:38 AM No.81902083
>>81902055
>just because they aren't the ideal bf it doesn't mean that they're completely unattracted to them
No, but what it means that you as a man unless you are above average which most men aren't will never be enough.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:27:55 AM No.81902107
>>81902072
>most men dislike fat women and settle for them out of desperation
Why do you think most men are desperate in the first place? And nvm mind the fact that bbw is a huge porn category. The thing with porn is that you can have anything that you want yet a lot of men choose bbw. Not out of desperation.
>take a look at those marriage polls instead
80% of women initiate divorce lol
>whenever there's a fat girl she always gets the least amount of votes even with a low body count
Yes fat girls are on average less attractive than skinny girls. That's not my point. While there are a fine portion of men who are attracted to fat women or just unconventionally attractive women in general there isn't a single woman to be found who is attracted to fat guys.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:28:05 AM No.81902109
>>81901983
I like weak nerds so I can hold them down and sniff them. Blehhh :p
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:29:01 AM No.81902115
>>81902083
C'mon man, you can brick a woman for life just by being nice to them. Ignore the hoey ones.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:30:46 AM No.81902125
my boyfriend is my ideal type and im not gonna share him on here obviously but jesus fgucking christ he's hot yeagh
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:34:48 AM No.81902151
>>81902107
Yeah... Because being a porn category is such a great thing to be. Men are so much kinder than women, women only like the Chad, while men watch porn of fat women, animals, old people, dead people, and children.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:35:41 AM No.81902155
>>81902151
You can say this till the cows come home but moids do not understand.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:37:00 AM No.81902164
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None of those guys look like me so I'm gonna say you all have shit taste
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:37:29 AM No.81902170
>>81902151
>Yeah... Because being a porn category is such a great thing to be
Never said that it was. Porn is disgusting but I don't know how to get through to you because you just refuse to believe that men can be attracted to fat women or just women in general.
>Men are so much kinder than women
Probably not.
>while men watch porn of fat women, animals, old people, dead people,
Ok you made your point men are degenerates.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:40:09 AM No.81902187
>>81902026
Nigga, there's an entire race of chubby chasers
Replies: >>81902242
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:41:52 AM No.81902203
>>81902151
I wish women fetishized my fat ass
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:47:02 AM No.81902242
>>81902187
Those guys don't find fat women attractive, they just want to get some.
Replies: >>81902286
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:48:17 AM No.81902257
wow, i don't fit anyone's ideal standards haha. that sucks...
Replies: >>81902288
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:49:25 AM No.81902265
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>>81900924 (OP)
I see this guy on yt a lot, I'd like someone like him but ideally with no tattoos and make him a bit fatter.
Replies: >>81902274 >>81902280
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:50:56 AM No.81902274
>>81902265
kek stop
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:51:55 AM No.81902280
>>81902265
You old or mentally ill with daddy problems?
Replies: >>81902342
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:52:58 AM No.81902286
>>81902242
Why would they marry them, if that's the case? Or go on the internet to share how much they like fat bitches? Or specifically consume pornography involving fat bitches? Do you think niggas like Pierce Brosnan marry and stay with fat bitches because they're desperate?
Replies: >>81902313
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:53:16 AM No.81902288
>>81902257
Let me guess, black?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:53:49 AM No.81902297
>>81902288
well, not really. is being black a bad thing?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:54:24 AM No.81902306
>>81901151
https://voca.ro/1mbxAuh990ub
There you go
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:55:21 AM No.81902313
>>81902286
You think there aren't women that love their husband's fat fucking faces and bellies?
Replies: >>81902326 >>81902361
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:55:32 AM No.81902316
>>81902288
Ignore the whores if you're black or especially Indian. Just shame em. This isn't a white board, it's an incel board which means black and Indian. Fuck pale fucks.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:56:29 AM No.81902326
>>81902313
Nta but no. Women don't love that shit. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:57:43 AM No.81902342
>>81902280
Latter. Tho desu I'd go for a guy a bit younger (I'm 26, so a guy in the 30~40 range would be ideal since I'd like to grow old with him), but he'd hopefully look more like picrel as he ages. It's really a shame, I want someone closer to my age for practical reasons, but I think they're sexiest at like 50+. At least that means that my future husband will only get sexier with time.
Replies: >>81902376
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:58:35 AM No.81902354
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muh renegade angel
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:59:20 AM No.81902361
>>81902313
There's people that like eating literal shit, love. It's not a matter of existing, it's a matter of how many of them exist. There are far more men that love women of diverse physical appearances than women that do, this is evident all throughout the internet, the media women and men consume and more. Men's popular media features several archetypes of women, while women's features a variation of gigachad.
Replies: >>81902392
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:00:51 AM No.81902376
>>81902342
33 here. What are your standards for men
Replies: >>81902471
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:02:46 AM No.81902387
>>81900924 (OP)
A thread like this is impossible due to the simple fact that this board is oversaturated with fags and trannies.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:03:13 AM No.81902392
>>81902361
Except none of the mainstream shit has diverse types of women. It's skinny, curvy, busty, and white. That's the type.
Replies: >>81902526
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:06 AM No.81902470
>>81902306
Worst vocal fry ive ever heard
Replies: >>81902548
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:10:16 AM No.81902471
>>81902376
you need to look like her dad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:16:20 AM No.81902526
>>81902392
That's can be easily disproven by just googling popular female characters that men have or had crushes on be it mainstream or not, you will see plenty of variety. Can't say the same for women, though, it's always some flavor of Chad.
Replies: >>81902541
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:17:46 AM No.81902541
>>81902526
I've seen women who literally want to fuck Bowser from Mario.
Replies: >>81902686
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:18:23 AM No.81902548
>>81902470
https://voca.ro/1jMEwdD1f8uN
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:19:35 AM No.81902560
Sea monkey can't be an ideal bf
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:36:52 AM No.81902686
>>81902541
If you did the top 1000 characters women find the hottest and want to fuck, Bowser won't be on it, it's going to be 1000 random variations of Chad. If you did the same for men, it's going to be 1000 characters with several varations of appearance and personality.
>But I saw this one woman once who said she would fuck Sid from Ice Age!!!
I'm not talking individuals, I'm talking in general
Replies: >>81902740
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:43:37 AM No.81902740
>>81902686
>the rare man likes an unattractive woman
>"see, men's tastes are so diverse!"
>the rare woman likes an unattractive man
>"that doesn't count, she's just an outlier"
Replies: >>81902847
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:22 AM No.81902847
>>81902740
>"rare man" when I've consistently argued it's not rare and very easy to find men online thirsting over various types of women
You're genuinely retarded