I'm going to register on Reddit, YouTube, Xitter, and a million different websites. I'm going to tripfag all over image boards. I'm going to link all of my abysmally embarrassing old accounts dating back to when I was in the single digits. This is it. I'm becoming a lolcow. I'm becoming an internet sensation

>>81901925 (OP)
Remember us when you become famous anon!

>>81901925 (OP)
You should post a vocaroo right here in this very thread so we can look back on it in perpetuity and say "yep, I was there."

>>81901925 (OP)
Real Lolcows don't have to try
their very existence draws attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhSXsnOq-bc