Thread 81902742

If you read enough myths, folklore, and even the Bible, you notice a pattern: people (usually women) would meet their soulmates at wells...specifically, the Well at the Edge of the World. So then, that's what's needed now: not nightclubs, not parties, not modern 'normie' bullshit...wells. Make wells great again.

But I can get water from the sink, so there are no wells around

>>81902844
I'm sure there's one in a forest near you. Just go there, be polite, and don't piss off the cryptids.

>>81902742 (OP)
EDGE OF THE WORLD=JAPAN

>>81902742 (OP)
What makes you so sure that these nightclubs, parties and so forth are not the modern symbolic Well at the Edge of the World?

>>81902905
>reflecting on how every English teaching job in Japan rejected me outright after I spent six years in university planning how I'd use it as a springboard for my new life in Japan
>have been stuck working in a warehouse since 2017 and can't pass N3 of the JLPT
Thanks Anon. I'm going to go meditate now. Maybe try my luck in a Bhutanese well at some point, idk.

>>81902934
If there's one thing those establishments and functions have in common with the Well at the Edge of the World, it's that they're full of slimy creatures masquerading as 'humans.'

>>81902940
Did you ever think about getting business cards while on vacation and calling them when back home to ask about employment?
You're not allowed to look for work on a tourist visa, but you can network to talk about work opportunities after your vacation is over

>>81902948
Precisely what you'd expect to see at a Well placed at the Edge of the World. Such a liminal space, with such an important piece of scenery is bound to to attract all sorts of creatures.
Mystical things exist within your sight, you are too blinded by your own preconceptions to see them though.

>>81902742 (OP)
Im going to build a giant well and live inside of it with 3 beautiful, intelligent, charismatic and kind women. We will act as a lucky charm for the less fortunate, those seeking a fraction of the bliss we have and become symbols of the ideal modern eros.

>>81902742 (OP)
Is that a picture from like 2010 or does osrs have hd now?

>>81902905
How right you are anon

>>81902742 (OP)
I think what you are missing is that a well is a place woman will go to everyday and you can have a conversation with them Thier so what we need to do is to invade woman spaces and try to mingle somehow

>>81904393
How do you propose we do this

>>81904393
Its also a place they would likely be alone so youre not forced to deal with jealous and bitter friends or other men, so you can have the raw unabashed interaction where normgroids can drop their guard

osrs fell off so hard it's unbelieveable

>elite black knight armour
based. im glad osrs brought it back

>>81904400
It's not like I know much, but I have a couple of ideas, and also you need to look around your area to see what's available

First, we need to find a place that women visit preferably where the ratio of women is 50% or higher
>(In theory, any amount of women should be good, but the fewer women you have, the more your chances of not finding someone compatible double, since you also have to filter the unknown number of married women, gay, trans, political, racial, or age related factors etc)

Also, you should have the opportunity to start a conversation, which is hard because I feel like most places are like restaurants you sit do your thing, and leave also everything i said apply to a bar but I assume you guys already tried that.

You can also do discord but from experience it's hard to find a specific place that woman visit you have hope around bunch of servers and hope you can find a woman who doesnt have bunch of simps who worship her