Thread 81905549 - /r9k/ [Archived: 273 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:11:22 PM No.81905549
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why do you retards pretend its so difficult to just not touch your pecker?

It's so fucking easy, just don't touch your fucking penis retard.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:38 PM No.81905572
>>81905549 (OP)
Why stop?
Stopping jerking off wouldn't make you attractive to women and fill you with energy, that's a myth, unless you jerk off for half of the day
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:00 PM No.81905587
>>81905572
Ejaculation once a day causes depression

Never cumming and thus only ejaculating during nocturnal emissions is the best way to go
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:02 PM No.81905589
>>81905572
I'd rather drain a man's balls if they're full than to empty the tank when they've got like 30% left, plus it feels more powerful and I can feel the difference even though he's wearing a condom
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:10 PM No.81905591
>>81905549 (OP)
I am an ugly autistic manlet literally why should I stop when I will never have sex anyways? and no I don't care if some foid is uncomfortable if they won't treat me like a human then I will likewise treat them like some foreign creature as per the golden rule
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:46 PM No.81905602
>muh muh ejaculation once a le day makes me feel so le good evendoe it spikes prolactin and makes me heckin depressederino

you can fap all you want on nocum + NOEM (nocturnal emissions) and be permanently happy unlike one ejaculation per day
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:19:02 PM No.81905612
I changed my mind

I'm gatekeeping this esoteric knowledge

you can all go get depression and commit suicide for all I care
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:20:35 PM No.81905631
if youre too much of a closeted faggot to touch even your own dick thats your fucking problem stop trying to make it everyone else's
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:21:57 PM No.81905640
>>81905589
like he said, that doesn't matter. you didn't get with your guy because he stopped jerking off.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:22:33 PM No.81905644
I love when coombrain cuckoldoids get depressed and commit suicide

its so hilarious

I can immediately tell when a retard ejaculates at least once a day, he's depressed and on the verge of suicide LOL
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:23:44 PM No.81905654
>>81905644
you clearly aren't in a good mental state if ur also here and posting about shit like this kek
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:23:46 PM No.81905655
>>81905640
no, but I'm saying it's better in that way, it feels better when his ejaculation feels more powerful
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:42 PM No.81905660
>waaaaah why don't I have a le girlfriend *ejaculates* waaaaaaah muh life feels so incompleterino *ejaculates* waaaaaaaah why am i always sadderino?? *ejaculates then puts a loaded pistol in his mouth*
>BANG
>AAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

you deserve to kill yourself coombrain retard. no one is coming to save you LOL
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:58 PM No.81905661
>>81905655
good thing no one here will be in a situation where that matters
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:02 PM No.81905665
>>81905654
I am in the best mental state

I'm happy and never sad because I'm not a coombrain autistic retard like you

I'm a biohacker
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:11 PM No.81905668
>>81905660
now now let's not act like shartytroons are happy either
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:24 PM No.81905672
>>81905661
except I am, because I have sex, with my boyfriend
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:28 PM No.81905673
>>81905589
Okay retard, I'm not having sex so that doesn't matter. What's a real reason to stop?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:03 PM No.81905678
>>81905549 (OP)
Not jerking off just makes me act more retarded around women
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:29 PM No.81905682
>>81905672
He's obviously talking about the guys here, dumbass.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:37 PM No.81905684
>>81905673
You also stop seeing women as objects of desire, but that's more to do with porn than masturbating

also please either stop masturbating or start washing your hands
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:28:00 PM No.81905686
>>81905665
you can get serotonin, oxytocin etc and still jack off. it does jack
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:32 PM No.81905694
>>81905686
then how come pornhubcuckolds are all depressed despite cumming one zillion times a day then if ejaculating is supposed to make you le happy?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:43 PM No.81905711
>>81905572
touching your own dick in a sexual manner is literally homosexual
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:31:02 PM No.81905716
>>81905684
>stop seeing women as objects of desire
Does that matter? Women don't ever talk to me and I don't talk to them. Haven't had a female friend since middle school and that's unlikely to change it I stop jacking off.
An0nymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:18 PM No.81905722
>>81905549 (OP)
>It's so fucking easy, just don't touch your fucking penis retard.
You can do that?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:35 PM No.81905727
>>81905694
no one said it makes you happy, but obviously doing it one zillion times a day will fuck anyone up. once a day is just a negligible waste of time.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:59 PM No.81905737
>>81905711
Jesus wanted people to be volcels but said if you feel you absolutely NEED to coom then go ahead and get married.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:00 PM No.81905770
>>81905727
>no one said it makes you happy
then why do you do it cuckold retard?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:47 PM No.81905774
>>81905644
I jerk off everyday and I never thought about suicide
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:40:24 PM No.81905783
>>81905770
why not? it feels good. why do you post here? it serves no purpose, doesn't it? it's the same shit.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:40:35 PM No.81905785
>>81905774
yes you have

there are zillions of coombrain depressed cuckolds that come to 4chan everyday to talk about committing suicide with other coombrain cuckolds who also plan to commit suicide

you will think about committing suicide soon and then you will commit suicide LOL
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:36 PM No.81905792
>>81905783
if ejaculation doesn't make you happy how do you know it feels good?

commit suicide retard
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:55 PM No.81905794
>>81905684
That's the biggest bullshit. That's just man's sexuality. "Warping your sexuality" is pure bullshit, you just can enhance something that always was there
Feminists want emancipated cucks on paper yet date the exact same men that see them as objects, and yes, all women are feminists
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:46:37 PM No.81905836
>>81905549 (OP)
but i like touching my penis, i'm sure you would like to touch it

>>81905644
you sound unwell, you definitely need to touch my penis
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:46:46 PM No.81905837
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ejaculating daily turns you into an emasculated cuck

you may think that it not how it is but it do
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:50:43 PM No.81905869
>>81905837
chad jacks off btw
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:42 PM No.81905878
>>81905837
I have a completely different physical and psychological outcome if I go from cooming once a day to once a week.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:55 PM No.81905880
Dick police is funny. They act like women
>I can tell you jerked off today, chud. I can smell it and I love that smell
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:18 PM No.81905889
>>81905878
I can't say this is causation and not correlation though.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:11:07 PM No.81906437
I did nofap for a month and all it did was make me twice as miserable and enraged about being a KHHV rather than the usual resigned despair I'd have towards my situation. I didn't feel any real benefits besides feeling a little less disgusting.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:16:09 PM No.81906471
>>81905549 (OP)
Way easier than pretending to be their husband until they realize its buttfucking whisky and beer again because i cant get a butthole pregnant.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:27:34 PM No.81906603
>>81905549 (OP)
I don't bother jerking, as I could never make myself cum, and I can't get aroused without a willing partner (TFW incel as fuck).