Seriously, how the fuck do faggots have the time and energy to put it up the ass so often??

I get tired just at the thought of prepping for regular penetration, let alone prepping anally.

>>81905940 (OP)
time flies when you're a faggot

Orenga

>>81905940 (OP)
What makes a normal woman want to hangout online with a bunch of virgin older men? I don't get it

>>81906009
Who says I'm normal, or a non-virgin?

>>81906004
Ig that's true

I got the practice gf. It became time to leave and get a real gf so I went full unhinged. Anal only, induce lactation, stop shaving, let me amputate your clitoris before I propose. She was game for all of it instead of breaking up with me. So I guess I'm stuck with her. Not a terrible ending tbdesu wu fampai, but it was unexpected.
Anyway, buttsex is no big deal. <5% of the time is there poopy on my dick after I fuck her butt and we've been anal only almost three years now. She doesn't do any kind of prep. It's just I get horny, squeeze her boobs and say I want sucks. She sucks for foreplay and I finish in her ass. We use coconut oil for lube. It's only when she's sick and had diarrhea that I am dirty after cumming and I pull out. For the most part it's just like pussy except a little tighter, she doesn't enjoy it and therefore sacrifices all her pleasure for marginal or no increase in my pleasure. I appreciate that she doesn't enjoy anal though, I know when I take her butt it is an expression of love and I have grown extremely fond of her despite the original intentions of exclusive buttsex being to make her dump me because I didn't want to be the dumper and be stalked for the next five years.
Poop dick is a meme. If she eats clean most of the time you can fuck her butt without concern.

>>81906083
>Who says I'm normal
If you have sex and relationships, then you're normal.
>non-virgin
You're talking about preparing to get penetrated

>>81906089
Shiszo ass post

>>81906095
Unfortunately I have neither
>preparing to get penetrated
Yeah, about that...
There's this thing called a cucumber..

>>81906153
>cucumber..
Lmao go buy a dildo or something. Quit putting vegetables inside you

>>81906172
Why should I spend money on something I'm not gonna use often? I'm too lazy to be doin penetration 90% of the time

>>81906204
So you don't have to go to the grocery store and look for the perfect cucumber to shove in your pussy? Also seems wasteful. I'm assuming you throw the cucumber out after you're done..right?

>>81906247
As long as there's no breakage I just wash it off with dish soap and snack on, no reason to throw it away

And I usually have some laying around so it's not an issue in terms of availability kek

>>81906279
>wash it off with dish soap and snack on, no reason to throw it away
That's fucking foul dude. Nobody else ends up eating the cucumbers, right?

>>81906340
Yea I'm not insane vro.
It's a easy snack for the horny munchies I get

>>81905940 (OP)
The ones in actual relationships instead of being whores only tend to do anal once or twice a week. Oral is probably the most common actual thing homos do.

>>81906373
Just go buy a dildo, you're gonna end up getting an infection or something.

>>81905940 (OP)
Gays are better at getting invested in building sexual connection with their (potential) partners than women. Go figure

>>81905940 (OP)
Oh your house doesnt have a shitplay bathroom/living room?

>>81905940 (OP)
it's simple, they enjoy it and the anticipation as well, it's not much different than foreplay for women
at least, it's what i've been told, i wouldn't know that for a fact, lol

on a completely unrelated note, another namefag around here? well damn, dude
how much do you hate yourself? genuine question

>>81905940 (OP)
it's almost as if you like something, you'll want to do it more often

>>81906153
Can I be your cucumber?

>Seriously, how the fuck do faggots have the time and energy to put it up the ass so often??
Aren't you a troon? Shouldn't you know that?

>>81906376
I've never done it but oral is pretty easy

>>81906390
Infection with what?!
They're not moldy and soaked in vinegar beforehand

>>81906394
Less that and more I just want to sleep

>>81906480
Never had a relationship so can't comment on that lole
>how much do you hate yourself?
Alot, considering I have 3 other specific namefags that i use ehe~

>I get tired just at the thought of prepping for regular penetration
What work do women do to "prep" for regular penetration? You mean being wet? Spitting on the dick?

>>81906441
A what....

>>81907030
Don't get me wrong, I like penetration, I like it a lot, its just it's not that worth it for the energy it takes

>>81907051
Are we in fucking rick n morty?? What is that question..

>>81907074
My favourite part of using a new namefag, everything is a troon, no matter what Kekw

>>81907875
Getting cleanish? stretching out the elasticity of the rim to actually fit the phallic shape you'll be inserting? Putting down towels for accidental squirts? Making sure everything is clean beforehand? Lots of steps

>My favourite part of using a new namefag, everything is a troon
Sure, troon ;)

>>81905940 (OP)
Takes like 5 mins to douche your colon a bit and then pour lube over a dildo.

An anal friendly diet/supplement routine goes a long way. Same for fasting if you're taking something big.
I'd do it more if I didn't enjoy eating like garbage. Sure I can use the shower enema but it's kind of a miserable experience and kills the mood. Usually if I want prostate stimulation I just put in a stainless steel massager and play with the shaft

t.gooner