Choose your husband femanons. Remember you can't get divorced for at least 20 years. Reply with your choice.

>>81906190 (OP)
Why are all of them so hot except the 2nd uy and partially 6

>>81906190 (OP)
6 is so close to me. Except I'm uglier and I work for my 12k. Also my body count is 1.

>>81906190 (OP)
the virgins are pretty unattractive looking so i'll just pick 5 who is the most attractive to me

>>81906190 (OP)
1 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 6 > 4 (he's a fag)
originally

Easy, 4 or 2, cutest ones get an automatic 50 points in dateability
Can't decide though as they both have benefits being uh cute

>>81906190 (OP)
i choose the bottom left because if a man like to go out with his friends and doesnt feel trapped in a marriage, that will make it healthy and the marriage would be happy and fulfilling

>>81906190 (OP)
5 because the cons aren't that bad and i don't have an ex, 4 is ok but i wouldn't be able to get over him getting fucked by another guy, 6 is ugly and looks stinky, 1 might have roid rage, 2 is not my type, 3 seems very annoying and gay.

>>81906190 (OP)
that neet aint gonna treat waifu like a princess for long. what about his lifestyle suggests he will treat a new aspect of it well

>>81906285
>2 is not my type
Just say he's black
>>81906319
hey don't say that maybe he'll buy you some doritos and give you some of his mountain dew

>>81906285
He has no cons aside from being poor

>>81906339
68k a year isn't that poor in america, it's actually quite a good amount above average. Also cops can make up to $400k a year.

>>81906190 (OP)
2 is literally me

>>81906339
>poor
Women are fucking insane

>>81906190 (OP)
4 really does look like a fag who has taken it up the ass at least once

>>81906190 (OP)
What's everyone's opinions on 6(me)?

>>81906396
body count will stay 0 unless you go to southeast asia or get a prostitute is my opinion

>>81906190 (OP)
I would pick 5 but I hate pigs. So 4.

>>81906190 (OP)
5555555
is cutest

>>81906190 (OP)
My wife would pick 2, because he is black

>>81906415
>muh black lives matter
kek choose the nigga then

>>81906190 (OP)
Gonna be honest. My main issue is I dont believe 5 is 6 2. Hes 5 10 max.

>>81906190 (OP)
>Block 1 after 30 seconds
>Would try to date 2 but he would end up being too boring
>Would go on manic pixie dreamgirl adventures with late at night and develop a close bond with 3 before ghosting each other a week later
>4 is basically just my exact vibes right now and I would love and cherish him until my BPD went crazy and I got too clingy/needy and scared him away
>I would want 5 to abuse me but wouldn't be able to fall for him enough to have it happen
>6 would keep as Discord orbitter that never actually has a chance with me but he's chill and comfortable and maybe in 5 years when I've completely given up on life I'll find out I actually love him and want to be with him but then he'll reject me and I'll kms.

TL;DR: 4 for sure.

>those body counts
>the clear implication that double-digit BC's are high and that double-digits approaching 20 is for Chad Thundercock
Am I a fucking whore? I'm not even asking that as a flex, I'm an utter loser and practically a caricature of the toxic incel gamer weeb people imagine to inhabit this board. I just seriously feel like these numbers are low.
Like the Chad 6'1" cop who's clearly meant to be a Chad having a body count of 8? That has to be bullshit, right? This was written by a young dude who doesn't fuck and who imagines 8 to be a lot, right? Again, not even meant as some chest-beating thing, just asking straight-up.
Like I don't think you fully appreciate how much people fuck if you think that's Chad numbers. Chad was at 20 coming out of high school. Women ROUTINELY have body counts in the double digits. I *SINCERELY* feel like a sexually-inexperienced incel virgin with numbers in the double-digits just because of the sheer amount of partners people have on-average. A woman who has slept with 4 guys is practically a virgin these days, if not a unicorn, we're talking like 15-20 for the "good girls."
Am I wrong? Does that sound crazy? I'm open to the possibility that maybe I'm just surrounded by actual chimpanzees and my sample is skewed, but I feel like Chad cop having 8 partners is just unrealistic. Everyone has way more sex than me and even I passed that number.

>>81906429
I think he's Kylie Jenner's bodyguard and she's about 5'6" and wearing heels so probably about 5'9-5'10" here and he looks more than 5 inches taller.

>>81906430
How is 2 too boring but 4 "sleeps 12 hours a day, no ambition, no plans, no driver's license" isn't? Just say he's black and you're not into it.

>>81906443
>Everyone has way more sex than me and even I passed that number.
That's not normal. The average lifetime bodycount for most people is about 7, this includes people with massive bodycounts.

>>81906450
Again that thing about how looks = personality for women

>>81906190 (OP)
maybe 2 or 3?? 4 isn't that bad either

>>81906190 (OP)
I would pick ma boy david laid no homo

>>81906443
You are 100% correct. Honestly like half a dozen people feels like it should be the baseline of just a very modest young adult not particularly interested in sex and mostly looking for long term relationships.

Double digits is normal if you aren't demi/ace/in a like 8 year relationship, and enjoy sex. But this is posted on /r9k/ where like... Having had sex with two people is a soft flex.

>>81906190 (OP)
Obviously 5, he's the most normal out of all these guys.

>>81906443
Most young guys I know are virgins and the ones that aren't definitely aren't fucking regularly. Even going off statistics I think the average person has like 7-8 partners over a lifetime

>>81906190 (OP)
>1
idk much about steroids but if the sex is good could work
>2
too short and not attractive to me
>3
ghosting me for 3 days is too much
>4
gay and will probably want me to peg him or something
>5
best option for me because he makes pretty good money and is hot
>6
ew no lol

>>81906488
Most young guys I know aren't fucking regularly. How old are you?

>>81906190 (OP)
4 is literally perfect but then you had to make him bi.

Dated a 6 before, cheated on me with an ethot.

Guess I'll take the cop. The black guy seems sweet too but I don't want mixed kids.

>>81906457
>The average lifetime bodycount for most people is about 7
Based on what, what they report to a pollster or scientist? People lie for the sake of ego even when given anonymity, women especially. They HAVE TO be downplaying that number if you're arriving at 7 in a lifetime for both sexes.
If she starts fucking at 18 (YEAH RIGHT) and only fucks one dude a year, or one dude every year and a half (YEAH RIGHT) until she graduates college, that's six dudes ALREADY. Do the math. It doesn't add up.
If someone describes their dating life and they're like, "I only hook up once a year," that sounds PURITICANICALLY conservative these days, right? That's your "good" girl. THAT'S SIX DICKS BY THE TIME SHE'S 24.
If the lifetime average is seven, then why does every woman have eight exes to compare you to? Why are there like 5 names already just when you overhear them drinking and talking openly?
And this is ALL assuming you're only fucking one person at time, and only while in relationship. Serial monogamy is as close to chastity as you can hope for. If she "finds herself" on vacation or in college or after a breakup, that's like 4 or 5 extra bodies in 6 or 7 weeks, right? There is no WAY a 6'1" Chad cop in 2025 has 8 bodies.

>>81906488
That's what I'm thinking. Only thing that could skew it is if you were in long term relationship and fucking one person for 5 years straight.

>>81906450
Nah, I've just tried to date 2 so many fucking times and every single time they are autistic as fuck and have no passions. Or if they do it's just about their work. I'm not going to spend 20 years sitting next to someone spend 5 hours trying to tell me why he thinks that his work should use Arch Linux instead of Debian for their server training LLMs and how their package managers and update structures differ and then when I ask him about any personal part of his life it's always fucking "IDK haha. Netflix is chill ig lol" and any time I'm not leading the conversation he is sitting this silently. I've seriously gone on dates with like six of these guys, including ones who were black. Who gives a shit what someone's skin color is? I just want good company.

As for 4, I mean, it's basically literally me. No plans, no driver's license, living off savings for years, has a comfy bed, twink-ish vibes (but trans girl rather than masc), mostly just cuddles people and eats garbage if I eat at all. Meeting someone else like that would be perfect vibes. We can hangout 24/7, I'm also a huge movie buff and will watch like 3-4 movies a day regularly so 8 hour movie marathons would be a dream come true, cuddles are my favorite and I can enjoy them all day long, and usually if you're free 24/7 you get into more of your passions and weird artsy shit which is 100% my vibe. We can make stupid projects together and then drop them when we're bored. He'd be free to travel the world with me and go with me on all my unhinged adventures. Nowhere to be and always down for stuff, not stressed and scary like a lot of guys because money destroys people.

4 is absolute husband material. 2 is only worth if they can prove they have a life and aren't too autistic to function

>>81906651
You know most women don't fuck a new guy every year. People are in longterm relationships for years at a time until they marry often.

>>81906639
>Guess I'll take the cop. The black guy seems sweet too but I don't want mixed kids.
The cop is asian, chinese actually.

why is sleeping for 12 hours a con

>>81906674
Yeah lmao.
>I dont want mixed kids
>goes for tan skinned asian guy

>>81906674
speak a lil chinese for em, derek

>>81906653
4 WILL cheat on you with another man. Its not worth it, trust me sis

>>81906661
They also start at like 14 rather than 18 and routinely hit 5-dick combo multipliers in-between or coming out of those relationships. It's that whole "you've got to get under somebody to get over somebody" thing.

>>81906674
>>81906682
Ok fair point. But hapas are preferable to mulattos

>>81906703
He's not hapa he's fully asian, his last name is Chung and his mom is fully asian.

>>81906714
Yes i meant i would rather have a hapa kid than mulatto

>>81906728
Ah ok understandable but yeah sucks for black guys

>>81906653
Counterpoint: You are a tranny so your opinions don't matter.

>>81906756
Damn, you sure showed me. You are so smart and cool. I bet your dad could beat up mine too.

>>81906832
the op asked for femanons not trannies kek

>>81906190 (OP)
I'm basically 6 but bald, and shorter, and with 1 body, and I don't use leddit.
Time to skim this thread and receive straight suicidefuel.

>>81906865
Wow so you're even worse than 6? Time to seamax buddyboyo.

*sign no sea monkey husband again

>>81906865
I'm also like 6 but bald, taller, and with 1 body.

*sigh no sea monkey husband again T_T

>>81906190 (OP)
I am a mix of 4 and 6.

>>81906427
I'm not an american. Pigs are animals in every country.

kek, i knew women didnt like bisexuals but i didnt expect 4 to be so unpopular

>>81906971
You can be sort of feminine but getting bummed by another guy is too much.

>>81906190 (OP)
woah I'm like 4 but I'm not straight and I'm a virgin but also shorter and mentally ill

>>81907044
Time to get topped faggot

>>81907044
*BUT I'M STRAIGHT KMS

>>81906879
>Time to seamax buddyboyo.
Sometimes it's better to just give up.
>>81906908
You are my brother.

>>81907044
I believe you. When I was teen I looked like 4. Was lucky and got girl who liked my type. Tho I was underage but still.

>>81906190 (OP)
I'm a guy but I'd pick 3 just for the drip

>>81906190 (OP)
how is everyone's body count so damn low?

>>81906190 (OP)
i choose 6
6 > 3 > 5 > 4 > 1 > 2

would have gone with 3 but disappears for 3 days = cheating or doing something illegal
5 was also close, never thought about how hot i find policemen, but they have a high dv rate
4 is cute but probably too young for me and has no income
other 2 i don't like

>>81909785
What is your rationale for 6? I don't believe a real woman would choose him over the others irl.

>>81909785
>i choose 6
So, uh, you come here often?

>>81906190 (OP)
>each moid's description includes their salary
That's how you know a chadsexual guy made this lulul
No one thinks of chad dick more than 4faggots

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>>81909804
i don't find him ugly, he's not my "ideal" but he's not ugly
to me the "treats you like a princess and genuinely wants to listen to you" is invaluable because i feel like i bore everyone to death and everyone gets sick of me, it would make me so happy to be treated that way
also i'm as much a loser as he is / we probably have common interests

Hello virgin nigger poster