Hi, if you're a spergy foid reading this. You are hereby court ordered to be my wife.

Failure to comply will result in increasingly harsher punishments.

Have a good day

Mkay how exactly are you planning on punishing me

>>81907200 (OP)
i'm spergy but i look like a mix of tophiachu and lovelypeaches

>>81907220
Talking to you about epidemiology intensively until you die of boredom.

Take this: DOUBT!!

>>81907220
-list of punishments

(5 x amount of infractions) minutes of cuddling.

2 whiny/mildly entertaining rants about whatever topic husband chooses

Forced to be big spoon for a change

1 co op video game campaign of the husband's choosing

We hope you are hereby informed

>>81907233
The legal system does not involve itself with matters of appearance. You must abide by the courts decision regardless of race, religion, wealth or location

>>81907200 (OP)
Sounds lame and gay anon desu

>>81907341
Doubt was not a factor in our decision. The court handles matters through writing and facts.


>>81907294
This is not on the list of pre-approved punishments. Please submit an application with a filled in form 24-b if you believe this idea belongs on the list

Thats going to far, even for you

Have a nice day

>>81907200 (OP)
there is no kurisu in this picture
>>81907597
there is a kurisu in this picture

>>81907769
You're a natural. v proud of u rn.