Thread 81909367 - /r9k/ [Archived: 201 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:35:44 PM No.81909367
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It feels awesome slapping a woman's ass. It's like a little reminder that they belong to you.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:36:42 PM No.81909380
>>81909367 (OP)
>kyun
what's the equivalent for a man?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:39:39 PM No.81909414
>>81909367 (OP)
ngl getting your ass slapped and groped feels great too
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:41:07 PM No.81909432
>>81909414

Is this coming from someone with XY or XX chromosomes because that changes my interpretation?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:44:50 PM No.81909465
>>81909432
nta but i wish a fat, feminine ass was sexually selected for in human men. after being forced to detroon i miss my old ass (i have inordinately wide hips), for both aesthetics and the padded sensation, if for no other reasons
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:48:23 PM No.81909507
>>81909465

Did the estrogen change the way you think?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:49:47 PM No.81909525
>>81909507
all hormones do
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:04:32 PM No.81909688
>>81909432
a woman, but men deserve to get their asses slapped too
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:05:42 PM No.81909703
>>81909688

Another question. Why are women obsessed with men's asses? It's like one of the top 3 muscles on a man's body that women like.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:10:09 PM No.81909756
>>81909703
I really have no idea why but I know what you mean. Maybe there's something subconscious going on. Like a nice ass suggests the man can thrust well or strongly ??
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:12:26 PM No.81909782
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>>81909756

>a nice ass suggests the man can thrust well or strongly

hmmm, yes, indeed.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:14:31 PM No.81909806
>>81909367 (OP)
I used to smack random women's ass when i got too drunk. I remember finally getting old enough to have a frontal lobe and realize how retarded I was acting so I stopped doing it. Thankfully no one ever overreacted they were always cool about it, but I've seen people get serious charges for doing that. It does feel good I agree
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:17:49 PM No.81909836
>>81909806
how old were you when you realized you needed to stop?
i did the same thing from ages 12-14 but my mom actually had to stage a family intervention to get me to realize I was acting like an idiot
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:26:23 PM No.81909929
>>81909367 (OP)
>I hate women, but damn... do I wanna slap their ass
I see you're jeetmaxxing, saar
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:35:07 PM No.81910021
>>81909836
Like 26 I think. It was the last time I remember being at a bar and drunkenly slapping a woman's ass. I remember the look of pure shock on everyone face, she started giggling and we talked a bit but I suddenly felt overwhelmed with shame and embarrassment and left shortly after. I woke up the next morning realizing how retarded I was. Guess I was slow to learn. Only divine providence saved me from any concrquences for this stupidity. I did a lot of other dumb shit too when I was younger like hitting on girls right in front of their bfs. I really hate the person I was, think I was trying to prove a point how nihilistic and edgy I was. Really I was just immature and not too bright. Guess there's worse things in the world but I don't like recalling this shit, makes me cringe hard
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:38:44 PM No.81910060
>>81910021

>I remember the look of pure shock on everyone face, she started giggling

her giggling saved you, if she freaked out, that bar would've kicked you out, or worse, kicked your ass.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:40:34 PM No.81910078
>>81910060
Yeah probably I would've got jumped. Tbh I think I got away with a lot just because of my height. But anyways it's in the past now. Best to just learn from mistakes and forget.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:42:45 PM No.81910114
>>81910021
to be fair I think it's easier to get away with it than most people think. I've been groped 3 times and everytime I was so shocked by what happened that I just froze up and the guy got away.
At least you realized on your own that you needed to stop
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:43:50 PM No.81910123
If only a PAWG would let me slap their ass