>dating a an insufferable, touch-starved and presumptuous robot and fixing him by sitting on his face until he shuts up

>>81911248 (OP)
A man wrote this thread because he wants it to happen to him, and I have to admit it sounds nice.

>>81911248 (OP)
is that the clinical trial tranny or what

>>81911248 (OP)
but i'd drown in your pussy juices nonny

>>81911248 (OP)
This is how you suffocate someone.

>>81911248 (OP)
shutting him up with kisses sounds better

>>81911258
Feminine hands wrote this post
>>81911259
It's Angel
>>81911260
Learn how to swim then
>>81911261
Hm
>>81911272
Kisses aren't enough to keep his stupid mouth shut

>>81911272
>>81911248 (OP)
these posts make me incredibly horny my god i hate that

>>81911248 (OP)
can i be that moid

>>81911248 (OP)
Whenever I talk to a fembot I get bored a month in and drop her even if she's completely head over heels for me. What's the point of dating if people are all intrinsically boring and being with someone makes me feel like a trapped animal? I'm happiest alone but being alone forever isn't sustainable. What a catch 22. What a conundrum.

>37
>True virgin
>All I really want is a pretty girl to put her ass in my face, basically
>Can't even legally pay for it
>I will work like a stupid drone and die without ever getting to stuff my face between a girl's plush ass cheeks

Life is relentless

>>81911304
Yes, discord?
>>81911312
I already know men only like what they can't have
>>81911313
File a complaint to God and get a prostitute

>>81911248 (OP)
How long, realistically, do you think a woman could sit on a mans face? Who would have to tap out first, the guy or the girl? I'm a virgin of course but I imagine I could have a girl sit on my face for at least 8 hours non-stop if I'm not expected to move my tongue constantly

>>81911295
>Kisses aren't enough to keep his stupid mouth shut
then you are not kissing him enough

I need a gf for myself, very sad

>>81911248 (OP)
I liked the scene in this game where she takes a bath with the guy

>>81911343
>I already know men only like what they can't have
No you misread what I said. I don't want what I can't have. I just exist torn between wanting to be alone and having the human need of companionship. I do best alone but reality begins to blur at the edge after a while and I have to retreat from solitude which only causes me misery. It's a terrible cycle, pulled between conflicting desires. We're all just slaves to our biology in the end, aren't we?

>>81911313
greatest shill in human existence
excessive contrivance

>>81911360
>Who would have to tap out first, the guy or the girl?
100% the guy, sitting on his face wouldn't be complicated and I can multitask while doing so. But yeah it'd only be until he behaves and I cum once or twice
>>81911373
He can kiss my other lips
>>81911384
Me too, what a dork Lee is
>>81911405
I didn't misread it, I just assumed your lack of interest came from the other party's clinginess. I get it though, I'm also independent and aloof. But I'm capable of love and devotion, and it's something I crave every now and then

>>81911439
>He can kiss my other lips
are you a sex crazed person op

>>81911248 (OP)
God I would buy a plane ticket for next weekend if a fembot would do this for me and let me kiss and cuddle her to sleep afterwards.

>>81911451
I have a low libido, masturbating feels like a hassle more often than not especially because I have long nails. It's just one of those nights
>>81911456
That sounds like an amazing way to get your organs stolen

>>81911248 (OP)
Doing God's work I see. You did good, anonette, godspeed.

>>81911439
>I just assumed your lack of interest came from the other party's clinginess
If anything I like this, but only in short bursts. I could maybe stay in a relationship that went hot and cold in waves. A week of clinginess and then a month of ignoring each other. I don't know what kind of person would accept that kind of thing, someone like myself I suppose. I so rarely have the desire to actually communicate, especially in person. Lately I've found that I can't even bring myself to speak aloud. Someone tried to talk to me the other day, a stranger, and I just walked past them as if I didn't hear. I doubt I'm even capable of sustaining a relationship at the moment, even a non-romantic one - even one specifically formulated for me. I'm so engrossed in my own inner world that the real one is just melting away. I feel like I have dementia at times, forgetting reality because of my thoughts, even my body is somewhat numb to stimuli at times. I'm hardly old enough for it. It'll pass in time like always of course and I'll be associated again and the cycle will repeat. On and on forever.

>>81911477
>That sounds like an amazing way to get your organs stolen
If a fembot was seriously that pressed for cash she could just become my wife instead of having to go through the tedious task of stealing some robot's organs.
We could cuddle to sleep every night and have a baby together.

>>81911261
sounds like a good way to die in my book

>>81911248 (OP)
how big is your butt for facesitting?

>>81911248 (OP)
But I'm not insufferable... can I just shower you in compliments till you get tired of hearing them and shut me up that way? :3

>>81911456
is this nemo? from finding nemo? the pixar movie about a fish

>>81911543
robots shouldnt have babies dont pass on your genes please

>>81911477
>masturbating feels like a hassle
Will you sit with me and teach me how to properly jerk you off?

>>81911583
My genetics are fine, as to why I'm a poster on this board, I'm a little bit mentally ill.

I would do my best to take wonderful care of my fembot wife though.

>>81911542
Have you ever had a relationship? If it's not something you can sustain maybe you should look into flings instead of long term dating
> A week of clinginess and then a month of ignoring each other.
That sort of dynamic sounds like a nightmare since it'd be basically like being single but with the added relationship bs of cheating paranoia
>>81911543
It sounds like you're the organ stealer
>>81911560
You could say you would get sprung
>>81911566
If you're annoying enough yes

>>81911477
>I have a low libido, masturbating feels like a hassle more often than not
you sound perfect, i dislike sex crazed people

>>81911674
i keep seeing art ofhtis and it makes me incredibly horny who makes these

>>81911248 (OP)
My biggest fear is that i will spend time chatting with someone and it turns out it's a Guy or a trany or a fuking bot

>>81911694
>It sounds like you're the organ stealer
I am absolutely not. How am I supposed to marry my fembot and have children together if she's a corpse?
>>81911710
I dunno but here's some similar art.

>>81911595
Yeah, but you have to let me keep your nails well groomed and trimmed by doing your manicure weekly
>>81911704
You're a non-sex crazed man? found a unicorn

>>81911694
would you facesit on an asian moid who lives in canada

>>81911730
Get off the internet because it's giving you mental illness
>>81911736
You sound strangely in love with the idea of love itself, I can tell you've never had a proper relationship before

>>81911740
>found a unicorn
is this a good thing or a bad thing

>>81911694
>If you're annoying enough yes
Not really. I've been told I'm funny and charismatic, and I'm pretty much a-sexual, but you can still sit on my face if you'd like. I like making people I care about happy :3

>>81911788
It's the worst thing ever, women only care about sex and that's why you're single.

>>81911772
Nope, bit too far from my range
>>81911788
It's very good
>>81911796
Doesn't seem like you need your face being sat-on then

>>81911248 (OP)
Pooner game for tiktok pooners

>>81911740
>manicure weekly
Win win baby bravo 6 coming in

>>81911836
i want to date a pooner but one that hasnt pooned out yet

>>81911694
do u like wearing yoga pants or skirts

>>81911694
>Have you ever had a relationship?
Only internet ones. I try to pick women who will leave quickly on their own. I haven't really spoken to anyone in real life in a very, very long time. I always ignored women's advances back when I did interact in real life. It's just better for both parties.
>If it's not something you can sustain maybe you should look into flings instead of long term dating
From time to time I do, but it's a lot of effort. I would prefer a single person, but just not interact with them most of the time. Which is completely unfair to them of course, I'm self aware enough to know that.
>That sort of dynamic sounds like a nightmare since it'd be basically like being single but with the added relationship bs of cheating paranoia
Cheating is too much effort for me to care to do and I'm not very sexually motivated. If they cheated on me, I don't know. I don't think I'd care honestly. I mean it's happened before and I didn't care then, but those weren't really real relationships, flings as you said. Just break up and move on. I don't get attached to people easily, or ever. If anything what I want is relationship as performance. We act out our parts in whatever way makes us happiest. It doesn't have to be love per se. We would just be orbiting each other out of convenience. I'm not saying we would lie to each other, we should both understand the dynamic. But, ultimately we'd just be together because being with anyone else would not be possible.

>>81911808
okay but then why is OP telling me
>>81911814
>It's very good
this? also do you think you would be able to just shut me up with something non sexual? i'm very insecure

>>81911836
>>81911853
why do pooners try so hard to be edgy? they all have some kind of forced interest in true crime or gore or whatever.
also why do they all date the same type Amazing Atheist looking guy that obviously just sees them as a tomboy

>>81911887
they have higher T compared to normal women so the T makes their brain retarded.
>Amazing Atheist looking guy
wrong they date other women

>>81911779
>You sound strangely in love with the idea of love itself, I can tell you've never had a proper relationship before
Yeah, you're somewhat accurate. I actually don't like to let people get close to me because when I fall in love, I love extremely hard and I can't bear losing someone I care about. I'd rather not let someone in to begin with if I might suffer the pain of losing that person.
For the few people I have let in I have very obsessive, stalkerish tendencies and have done some rather embarrassing and extreme things for these people.
You are right though, I absolutely love being in love.

>>81911779
>Get off the internet
I was molded by the internet without it i would have been worst then nothing all i have now is thanks to the internet and I can't stop now

>>81911248 (OP)
Fuck off you annoying fake bitch. You want your little stereotypical incel fantasy, I want you to get the fuck off my board. We are not the same.

>>81911915
Nah I always seen pooners with the same fat, long haired, bearded guys with glasses. They tolerate saying they're gay so they can get pussy.

>>81911856
I like skirts
>>81911863
Are you cluster A or like, a sociopath?
>>81911880
>also do you think you would be able to just shut me up with something non sexual? i'm very insecure
Aw anon I don't think you need to be shut up, you probably deserve kisses and cuddles, but it's still to early to tell. What are you insecure about?
>>81911887
>they all have some kind of forced interest in true crime or gore or whatever
I don't think it's forced, the trans mascs I've met were very chill and genuine, but then again you've probably never interacted with one irl

>>81911951
you're right. I've only interacted with troons irl. all pooners I've seen were deeply and repulsively obsessed with their online personas

>>81911951
>you probably deserve kisses and cuddles
this is very sweet of you, thank you :)
>What are you insecure about?
a lot of things. my self worth, my appearance... sometimes i wonder if i really should be here

>>81911951
>Are you cluster A or like, a sociopath?
Cluster A. I'm not a sociopath. I just like to be left alone and am incapable of allowing anyone into a position where they could really hurt me. I think if you surveyed the people I interacted with in the past they would mostly have positive things to say about me. I do my best not to inadvertently hurt anyone.

>>81911248 (OP)
This is probably out your are of expertise but I am from Iraq and i trying to pick up some local chicks but I don't really understand them to have a proper conversation with them any general tips?

>>81911951
do u want to grab floofy moid hair while you ride his face

>>81911919
Don't thank the internet for giving you mental illness!!
>>81911924
You were exactly the sort of poster I was imagining while I was redacting this
>>81911989
I had a transman as my only friend during junior year and he was a real one ngl, went to pride with him a couple of times
>>81912003
Well damn, wanna talk about it?

>>81912045
>Well damn, wanna talk about it?
maybe somewhere else? i dont want to ruin your thread with sadposting

>>81912010
Unfortunately I can't be comprehensive or impartial because my only experience dating was with a schizoid and those were the single worst 6 months of my life
>>81912026
My brother learn Arab and build a harem

>>81912045
>You were exactly the sort of poster
Trust me I'm not. Now please, get off my board.

>>81912060
Sure, do you have discord?

>>81912065
>Unfortunately I can't be comprehensive or impartial because my only experience dating was with a schizoid and those were the single worst 6 months of my life
I don't really expect that of anyone. Dating a schizoid would be difficult if you aren't schizoid yourself. What made it so terrible, or was it just the lack of warmth?

>>81912073
>Sure, do you have discord?
do you mind waiting while i create an alt

>>81912075
It was the hot and coldness, some days he loved me, other days he was overwhelmed and regretted becoming attached to me. I think he tried breaking up with me thrice before the definitive one. He was also a hopeless wizard so that didn't help. I thought I could fix him cuz it was my first time dating etc etc
>>81912105
Nah I'll keep myself awake

>>81912126
>Nah I'll keep myself awake
thank you, the tag is drunk.apple

>>81911836
Must be true because I play it

>>81912073
Nta but what do you even consider an "insufferable, touch starved, and presumptuous robot"?
I'd ask for your opinion but I already know what you're looking for.

Would be nice if women weren't so fucking dumb dude. None of them are good at anything. I'm attracted to people who are smart and this just leaves men because none of the women I meet are capable of a thought that goes beyond surface level shit.

>>81912126
>It was the hot and coldness, some days he loved me, other days he was overwhelmed and regretted becoming attached to me. I think he tried breaking up with me thrice before the definitive one. He was also a hopeless wizard so that didn't help. I thought I could fix him cuz it was my first time dating etc etc
Especially as a first relationship, that must have been difficult. Unfortunately, there's no way to fix the disorder and little to no interest in researching it either. It's lifelong and really only seems to get worse over time, so it's for the best that the relationship ended I imagine. Getting stuck to one of us must be fairly miserable for most people, hence why I go out of my way to avoid situations like that.

>>81912065
>build a harem
I don't need a harem or a boring wife who only use TikTok and Snapchat hell arranged marriages are still a thing here i can order a wife marry her get her pregnant all in a month work but I am actually searching for a interesting person that will actually love me

>>81911248 (OP)
do u want ur moid to dress up in cosplay

>>81912203
no thanks that's gay and faggy

>>81912045
>Don't thank the internet for giving you mental illness!!
I already had the mental illness before internet now I can actually understand WTF is wrong with me

>>81911248 (OP)
Can the robot be fat

>>81912208
Will you dress up in cosplay ples I love you

>>81912178
See >>81912186
>>81912252
Of course, I don't discriminate
>>81912257
No

>fembot taken by an "incel"
Lmao guess he was good looking or "her type"

>>81912505
Ain't nobody taking me you daft cunt, this is a fictitious scenario

>>81911248 (OP)
I volunteer. I'm so easy to keep happy. All I want is a nice, soft girl butt on my face. We're made for each other.

>>81912501
how tall are u and how much do u weigh?

>>81912535
Sure, drop your discord and let's talk it out
>>81912536
I dunno average height and average weight

>>81911295
>Feminine hands

hmm

>>81911248 (OP)
can i be your free use mouth moid

>>81912567
>Sure, drop your discord and let's talk it out
I'm sorry. I did not think I would get this far, and I am unable to proceed in good faith.
I am deplorable subhuman filth and you can do better by default, please disregard.
Thank you for your consideration.

>>81912501
>See >>
I agree with him. The only women with any sort of thoughts in their head I've ever known all seem to have tons of guys they could get with.
Anyway I wanted your opinion but I don't know if sending a random my face off here is worth it. I already know I'm subhuman anyway so hey

>>81912655
nta but you're a cute!

>>81911248 (OP)
Please be in Australia
>>81912126
It was the hot and coldness, some days he loved me, other days he was overwhelmed and regretted becoming attached to me. I think he tried breaking up with me thrice before the definitive one. He was also a hopeless wizard so that didn't help. I thought I could fix him cuz it was my first time dating etc etc
Im scared that i would be like this in a relationship. Not for entire days, but I just need to be alone sometimes, and I cant imagine spending my life around someone else all the time. I dunno im an incel.

>>81912675
How do you know he's cute? Ridiculous braindead femoid

If only OP had a lusciously fat gock

>>81912679
ffs i forgot to greentext the quoted reply
>>81912675
How do you know someones cute based off text

>>81912684
i am a man
that behavior is cute
if he was a she
i would be flirting

>>81912654
Hmh
>>81912655
I could've fixed your bad attitude and that terrible self-esteem baka
>>81912684
Behaviors can be cute, not everything is about physical appearance believe it or not

>>81912736
can i rub oil on ur butt and than use my face as a slip and slide

>>81911248 (OP)
Did you delete your discord again or are you just ghosting people?

>>81912743
No
>>81912746
Huh, neither

Only if OP stinks good

Can I just use it as a pillow instead

>>81911248 (OP)
1. What hobbies do you have?
2. What kind of robot do you want?
3. What's your discord?
4. Can you teach me to eat pussy good?

>>81911248 (OP)
whos the artist, I just know they're FTM from the art style alone and I wanna jerk off too they're art thinking about they're Tdick

>>81913939
>I just know they're FTM from the art style alone
how the fuck does that work

>>81913997
I've followed FTM artists before this is a stock style they have