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Anonymous No.81913788 [Report] >>81913801 >>81913804 >>81913809 >>81913813 >>81913814 >>81913857 >>81914235 >>81914714 >>81914811
Whenever I smile at a girl in public and she doesn't return the gesture I always comfort myself with the truth that the bacterial flora propagating in her vagina almost certainly makes it smell horrible and its a shame she has to live with her entire life.

It's a cope. But it's surprisingly effective at keeping my moral up.
Anonymous No.81913801 [Report]
>>81913788 (OP)
as if you wouldn't be licking the noxious biofilm covering her pussy
Anonymous No.81913804 [Report] >>81913835 >>81913904
>>81913788 (OP)
if they don't smile at you they didn't deserve your smile, but also a few years ago a guy smiled at me, and I smiled back, and he started flirting with me and asking me out, I was FIFTEEN
gay frogposter No.81913809 [Report]
>>81913788 (OP)
bro really smiles at girls in public
you a faggot or what?
Anonymous No.81913813 [Report] >>81913844 >>81913858 >>81913873
>>81913788 (OP)
Most women stink down there. They can't help it because the vagina is less than an inch away from the butthole. It's filled with shit and dried blood. It's disgusting
Anonymous No.81913814 [Report] >>81913846
>>81913788 (OP)
i never smile because i'm depressed
Anonymous No.81913827 [Report]
Don't forget the fact that she has a stinky butthole and has to fart and poop everyday.
Anonymous No.81913835 [Report]
>>81913804
>fifteen

So? You must be american if you think that is polemic in any way.
Anonymous No.81913844 [Report]
>>81913813
Sounds hot tbqh senpai desu ne yamete kudasai anon-chan-kun-sama
Anonymous No.81913846 [Report]
>>81913814
>i never smile because i'm depressed
Lol. Same thot I had reading the op
Anonymous No.81913857 [Report] >>81913898
>>81913788 (OP)
I smile a lot at girls when out and about and offer a friendly hello when appropriate. It's actually surprising how many smile back at me
Pic unrelated
Anonymous No.81913858 [Report] >>81913869 >>81914749
>>81913813
Kill yourself immediately you disgusting freak
Anonymous No.81913869 [Report] >>81913966 >>81914816
>>81913858
Is someone a little yeasty down there today? Idc what kind of shit you have been told. Clean your stinky vagina.
Anonymous No.81913873 [Report] >>81913891 >>81913909
>>81913813
most women know how to wipe our asshole properly so shit doesn't get in there dumb ass
Anonymous No.81913891 [Report] >>81913919 >>81913925
>>81913873
The fact that the vagina is less than one inch away from the butthole is disgusting in of itself. Don't you feel ashamed of yourself.
Anonymous No.81913898 [Report]
>>81913857
I know this sounds retarded but I don't even smile at women and I can feel their sexual tension. I watch them just get uncomfortable that they have to contain themselves around me. Not saying this happens all the time but just enough for me to notice(rarely)
Anonymous No.81913904 [Report]
>>81913804
Why are you surprised? Your smile is an invitation to approach and flirt with you. If you don't want to be approached then don't smile at strangers
Anonymous No.81913909 [Report] >>81913972
>>81913873
Post those panties that are sucked up into your smelly asshole bitch. And what are women's assholes black holes? Why are their pants and panties always crammed right up in there?
Anonymous No.81913919 [Report] >>81913972
>>81913891
you have a prostate in your bussy right now, don't you feel ashamed that god made you that way?
Anonymous No.81913925 [Report] >>81913947
>>81913891
Kek what was God thinking when he designed femoids like that?
Anonymous No.81913947 [Report]
>>81913925
>what was God thinking
God is dumb as fuck and so is *his* followers
Anonymous No.81913966 [Report] >>81914018
>>81913869
I don't know why you decided to be a jerk anon
Anonymous No.81913972 [Report] >>81913987 >>81913998
>>81913909
Their panties stink after a long day.
>>81913919
>you have a prostate in your bussy right now, don't you feel ashamed that god made you that way?
Luckily women don't have to go nowhere near it, unfortunately men have to live with the fact that the vagina is disgusting. You should feel ashamed of yourself everyday for how mother earth made you.
Anonymous No.81913987 [Report]
>>81913972
No they don't! Stop lying!
Anonymous No.81913998 [Report]
>>81913972
my pussy does smell like fried chicken? and what ill still find a man to eat it so idgaf
Anonymous No.81914018 [Report] >>81914219
>>81913966
Because the vagina is a shit filled blood oozing stinky pit that sometimes releases toxic gas (queefs)
Anonymous No.81914219 [Report]
>>81914018
Fuk u you're a dick anon
Anonymous No.81914235 [Report]
>>81913788 (OP)
the autistic in me would not even smile just because i dont know basic human interaction, i probably thought i were cute anonie
Anonymous No.81914337 [Report] >>81914890
that's a low quality cope. A better cope is knowing they'll never be happy unless they get chad to commit. It doesn't matter what they say or how they choose to portray themselves, they're all empty inside
Anonymous No.81914714 [Report]
>>81913788 (OP)
>bacterial flora
its fauna not flora
unless her name is poison ivy that is
Anonymous No.81914749 [Report]
>>81913858
>l've been found out!
Anonymous No.81914811 [Report]
>>81913788 (OP)
It's called "sour grapes"
What ever works, man
Just keep that resentment and jealousy to yourself or you'll make a real prick of yourself. It won't help you in life expressing it outwardly. Don't get carried away with this cope is what i'm trying to say. It can destroy you and any chance you had at being happy
Anonymous No.81914816 [Report]
>>81913869
kek
incels can be funny sometimes not gonna lie
Anonymous No.81914890 [Report]
>>81914337
Honestly, that's a mid quality cope, because many of them will find partners in the end that they are happy with. But also many won't

A high quality cope is knowing that you will become accustomed to being alone and won't need a woman
T. 29 year old khhv autistic NEET
I'm finally there. I guess this is the power of wizardhood. Wizchan was right. I call it a cope, but it's not even one. A cope has to be a delusion to some degree. I mean sure, loneliness will come, i'm not deluded, but you get used to it, you learn not to dwell on it and it will leave you as quick as it came. When you have a hobby that you are passionate about, one that you get out of bed excited for and makes you happy, being alone doesn't seem to matter much. It gets reduced to just a very fleeting feeling that arises sometimes. I can live with that easily. I know that I am going to be alright no matter what, it is a huge weight lifted off of me

You can only suffer so much from something. Eventually it stops hurting. Don't worry about women. You'll get over it. Enjoy the simple things in life